• “My holly jolly popcorn is being feasted upon lately, haha!”


Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by andywhorehol, Dec 6, 2018 at 11:01 AM.

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will amber hit 600?

  1. yes

    425 vote(s)
  2. no

    1 vote(s)
  3. she will die before we find out

    170 vote(s)
  1. show us the food diaries, amberlynn. she asked for daily food diaries and you did them, riiiight?
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  2. She only has 5000 notebooks to choose from
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

  3. I was going to say - isn't she there, already?
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  4. She should have went out and bought a new one. It surely would have motivated her to use it.
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  5. 600lbs and she's still calculating burger king
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  6. this can be said about most of her videos lmao
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  7. "Calculating" might be giving her too much credit.
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  8. "But what about MEEEEEEEEE"

    Big Al is like a panicking drowning person, latching on and pulling any would be rescuer down with her...

    Even her circular reasoning is fat--it's all the haydurs fault, huh? Naw, it's her fault. And the Thumbs fault. Thumbs are at fault for everything..........
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    marjoram I'm a jerk feline

  9. like, google shit. ya know?
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    pentylspacer2600 subgenious computergamer

  10. But whats her link?
  11. I've always said that taking medical advice from the Internet is one of the most fucking rétarded things you can do, the only exception being if you're taking it from someone who can solidly verify their credentials. Like if you email a medical professor and he gets back to you for some reason. And even then it's iffy.

    It's how you end up with 20-something straight guys with beards and receding hairlines thinking they're transgender because they like the colour pink and didn't play sports in school. Or weeaboo teenagers who somehow have OCD, OCPD, DID, BPD, HPD, and schizophrenia all at once. And of course it's how you end up with a 600lb woman who thinks she can eat pure sugar and lose weight.
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    Xanax Niggers

  12. Excellent.
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  13. No way she’s not gonna reach 600. She’s been piling on the pounds like there’s no tomorrow. My money’s on 650 lbs by December 2019. At least 650 elbees.
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  14. I question the common sense of any medical professional who gives specific advice to randoms on the internet via social media. The potential for breaches of patient confidentiality/HIPAA alone...
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  15. Aww man, I guess the qualified Instagram doctor turned out to be a scam after all. I'm sure our gorl can find a qualified Snapchat doctor instead.
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  16. You know, I bet even if this was a real person, with real instagram. It was likely not any sort of professional. It was probably just some blog of some one who posts how they diet.

    'Well I count my calories and don't drink diet soda. I also write down what I eat'

    Hamber though likely had no one and googled basic shit just to try for asspats.

    Bitch you weigh 600 pounds as of month ago, you don't need a fucking professional to lose weight, they just help. How about not eating out 5 times a day and guzzling candy every 15 minutes? Moving more then your lips would help too. Start a diet of only eating what you can cook from scratch. Dumb bitch would probably lose weight from the effort of preparing actual food. Since it would require movement.

    And Hamber, no making the Thumb do it. Only things you can cook from scratch. Not slathering a half pound of bread with a jar of mayo and then a two pound deli selection of ham. Did you prepare the ham? No. See? She'd lose weight via the effort of how much work goes into preparing food for a landwhale.
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  17. This sums up Amber in a single video. It really is Christmas.
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    MillionaireMadman Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

  18. I can't do it anymore. Watching this stupid bitch make excuse after excuse while eating herself into the ground is just getting boring now. Just another fatty on My 600lb life.
    I need a new cow.
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    PiggyPie I only know good.. and ball.. and rape

  19. Is block another word for consume? I'll be watching those missing people on the back of tard cum cartons.
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    BeanBidan Mah names not Shane, kid.

  20. Dec 25, 600lbs. It'll be a Christmas miracle.
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