MY DIETITIANS RULES FOR ME!!!! 11/23/18 -

[pecansandies]

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

She really takes trolling to whole new levels of cringe. Posts a video titled my "dietitians" rules for me and admits that she just had a burger king mukbang. At this point her dietitian must be some well meaning new viewer who still doesn't know how our gorl works.
And for fucks sake she admits that this vid was filmed on November 17th.

"Grinds of Grildelhall"

 

[sis no]

THE FUCKING SHIRT

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

It actually looks like Becky cannot properly zip her pants. Her fupa is getting so massive.

 

[Meat Popsicle]

What the fuck is that shit on the corner of her gargantuan maw??

 

[Tammy Larsen]

 

[OG 666]

She goes into the "grave detail" of the dietician stuff at 7:44.

• She is giving up her power over food, and giving her dietician complete control of her eating habits.
• Without going into "grave detail" (2nd time she says this phrase), her dietician has helped other people of her size.
• She says that a lot of people are going to be very angry with what she's about to say.
• The dietician wants her to eat between 2,500 and 3,000 calories per day.
  
• She doesn't want to hear it from "you guys," because these are orders straight from the dietician.
• She burns 2,800 calories per day just by sitting up. (lmao)
  
• As long as she is eating below that amount, she will lose weight.
  
• She is allowed to eat anything she wants, including daily fast food, as long as she stays in her calorie range.
• Her dietician wants her to "start small" by eating fast food 5-6 days per week, rather than every day of the week.
• She's going to stick to around 2,600 calories per day, "just to see how it feels."
• Her dietician told her that she will lose 2 pounds per week if she does this.
  
• She is "just, like, so excited."

 

[killuminati]

What the fuck is that shit on the corner of her gargantuan maw??

Probably the remains of the innocent chicken sandwich she just murdered.

 

[cowsgomoo8]

How can an almost 30 year old enjoy reading books made for young adults?

 

[littlemisswitch]

here we go again

 

[Ralph pls go]

Amberlynn crying on her own in the cinema

 

[Meat Popsicle]

reading

Developmentally she is the appropriate age, just about.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Couple goals

 

[pecansandies]

Islamic Content in this video:

• Burger King remnants on her fucking face while she talks about books. Was filmed right after her mookbong so her dress is still on backwards
• Dances for a fraction of a second. Is winded
• shows off her "outfit of the day" - she's worn this outfit for 3 videos straight now
• they kiss and Necky grabs her boob. Appetites and sexual desire among viewers completely disappear (I certainly won't be jerking it anytime soon after seeing that)
• Twinkie breaks into Eric's room to escape. Is allowed this respite
• Another haul of bullshit. She bought TEN handsoaps. TEN. But she's not a hoarder yall
• 10 new handsoaps but hair has remained unwashed for like 3 months now
• claims she's giving up control and letting her dietitian tell her what to do, puts on her typical "inspirational" tone, trying to convince herself more than anyone that her dietitian is going to fix everything. Hint: it wont
• Convinced she will get "backlash" for having a dietitian, unaware that the backlash she gets is because she continuously disregards real help, stuffs her face, gains another 10lbs, claims she knows best, and is a smug bitch about it
• BULLSHIT ALERT: claims dietitian said she is still allowed to eat out and have fast food. While I can understand a dietitian giving a patient the tools to eat at restaurants in the healthiest way possible. NO dietitian would outright say "yah gorl, eat fast food!". Dietitians do not solely focus on CICO (calories in, calories out). So either this dietitian is a hack, a troll, or simply does not exist
• intial goal of 2lbs/weekly lmao gorl...............................on what planet? someone Amberlynn's size could lose 5lbs a week just cutting out refined sugars.

Can't wait for her next mukbang where she stuffs her face and is like MY DIETITIAN THO!! Congrats Amberlynn, you found a new excuse to gain weight!

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm doing a reverse mukbang, I'm eating a hamburger while she talks to me about how fat I am.

EDIT: Still on an old roll of vidya... lol that fucking BACKWARDS DRESS

 

[hall&oates]

What the fuck is that shit on the corner of her gargantuan maw??

Her jowls have grown so large, they’re now trapping food

 

[Long time lurker]

Her dietician wants her to "start small" by eating fast food 5-6 days per week, rather than every day of the week.

I have no words.

She bought TEN handsoaps.

That might be one of the most useless things Amber has bought in the last few months. In the video prior to this one you can see black dirt under her fingernails.

Maybe the soaps are like all the water bottles she's bought? By buying them she hopes that she'll have incentive to wash her hands.

So either this dietitian is a hack, a troll, or simply does not exist

How dare you? The dietitian is as real as the therapist. ;P You know that one who DOESN'T EXIST.

 

[FitBitch]

She goes into the "grave detail" of the dietician stuff at 7:44.

• She is giving up her power over food, and giving her dietician complete control of her eating habits.
• Without going into "grave detail" (2nd time she says this phrase), her dietician has helped other people of her size.
• She says that a lot of people are going to be very angry with what she's about to say.
• The dietician wants her to eat between 2,500 and 3,000 calories per day.
  
• She doesn't want to hear it from "you guys," because these are orders straight from the dietician.
• She burns 2,800 calories per day just by sitting up. (lmao)
  
• As long as she is eating below that amount, she will lose weight.
  
• She is allowed to eat anything she wants, including daily fast food, as long as she stays in her calorie range.
• Her dietician wants her to "start small" by eating fast food 5-6 days per week, rather than every day of the week.
• She's going to stick to around 2,600 calories per day, "just to see how it feels."
• Her dietician told her that she will lose 2 pounds per week if she does this.
  
• She is "just, like, so excited."

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"Without going into grave detail my dietician that I absolutely do see and make regular appointments to talk to told me that if I keep doing what I've been saying I'll do, I'll eventually lose weight. I had the knowledge all along!"

 

[pecansandies]

lmao I don't want to be the one but..........is one of yall this alleged dietitian trying to make sure she gains 600lbs before the new year so you can win the bet?

I mean, realistically this dietitian probably doesn't exist or maybe she had like 1 email exchange with a dietitian and is now claiming to have one. And she's perfectly capable of reaching that weight on her own. Like I KNOW that's the case...but the thought crossed my mind so I'M JUST SAYIN

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Oh my god! The absolute irony of talking about her dietician's plans for her, the SAME day all of this transpired:

-Fried chicken sandwich and cheesy tots from Burger King
-whatever shit she ate during and after the movie

But she's "worried" that 2500-3000 calories is going overboard.

Also, AL, I'm sure the choice of thumbnail was no coincidence. The implication is that you're laughing at someone trying to help you. Whatever, Gorl. The increasingly wonky eyes are just the start of your decline. Troll till your heart's content (or gives out).

Becky's cringy boob grab was the cheese on top of this shit casserole!