MY FIRST COLOURPOP HAUL (04/04/21) - An Easter gift from the woman shaped like an Easter Eygg.

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

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Looks like a must-skip under-10-minute boreen video.

Edit: Confirmed it's literally her pawing at cardboard boxes to hamfistedly show-off and squeeeeal at the fact that SO MANY COLORS exist.

One would have thought "artist" Becky would have illuminated that multiple colors exist and can have funny names, but the toddler inside Hamber is delighted at so many colors of eyeliner.

Bonus mini-ASMR as she literally ham-fists piles of colorful sticks to rub around in her hands.

SKIP.

 

[Luna Mothews]

Very skippable, the only thing that ticked me off was her saying "i got a lippie stix"

 

[Owlflaps]

TLDR; Consumerist pig squeals and fawns over new makeup like a four-year old squeals over a new crayola set. While I like Colourpop, I'm tempted to throw away my own lipsticks and eyeshadows out of shame. Expect to see more horrendous makeup looks on her jaundiced, crusty skin in the future.

 

[Super Book]

This video reminds me of that travesty when she reviewed that Trisha Paytas subscription box, but infinitely less enjoyable.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Colourpop may be cute, but being 550~600 pounds definitely isn't

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Slappy fucking limp dick on this one. I have no fucking idea what color pop is or do I even wanna know.

See ya next meaningless Vlog.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

She doesn't have any lips, so why even bother? It's about the only part of her that isn't fat...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's gained even more weight & if you look at her arms - they're getting that bizarre mottled discoloration we've lately seen with Chantal.

She's recently whined, (again), that we hate on her because she's fat. No... if she fatly sat & SHUT up, it would be way more preferable than her agitated squealing over a product SHE ordered.

I'd hate to be in the same house as her if she unboxed a package of colorful candy - my ear drums would rupture.

 

[Cosmologic]

she didn’t even take the effort to do color swatches, try a new makeup look, nothing. what’s the point of a makeup video if you aren’t gonna actually try the makeup?

 

[mekalekahi]

Do not watch. She just takes things out of a box and says CUTE over and over. Doesn't even swatch,video is a dud.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

she didn’t even take the effort to do color swatches, try a new makeup look, nothing. what’s the point of a makeup video if you aren’t gonna actually try the makeup?

Pretty well the same way she does Torrid hauls and does not wear the clothes. She basically likes to show us what she buys

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

"Putting lipstick on a pig" has never been more fitting.

 

[Monke]

our gorls colourcrap haul

lippie stix, i love this (matte) - $7 (nothing by that name was on the site)
lippie stix, galore - $7
bff liquid liner, try me - $8
colour outside the liner - $88 ($140 full value)
fresh cut, crème gel liner kit - $27 ($42 full value)
lippie stix, after shock - $7
lippie stix, infinite best - $7
lippie stix, bichette - $7
lippie stix, dreamsicle - $7
pressed glitter, renegade - $5
pressed glitter, island hopping - $5
pressed glitter, 20H1/twooh1 (????????) - $5
pressed glitter, palooza - $5

Total spent: $185 (not too pricy)
bye!

 

[Criterion Rat]

i made a price breakdown of everything because i’m an autistic fuck who’s fascinated by consoomerism:

lippie stix (what an annoying name):
i heart this lippie - $7
galore - $7
after shock - $7
infinite best - $7
bichette - $7
dreamsicle - $7

liquid liner:
try me - $8
colour outside the liner kit - $88
fresh cut liner kit (she calls it “fresh out” because she’s an idiot) - $27

pressed glitter:
renegade - $5
island hopping - $5
2oh1 (not on the website. i assume it’s the same price) - $5
palooza - $5

GRAND TOTAL (before tax, shipping, etc.): $185

i know fuck all about makeup, but to me this doesn’t seem that horrible price-wise. but obviously a huge waste of money for someone who never leaves their apartment. hope she has fun playing dress-up for beckster though.

 

[Cosmologic]

the clothing and makeup would make a lot more sense if she wasn’t bed bound. that’s why you don’t see the people on my 600 lb life wearing expensive clothes and piling on makeup, they have nowhere to go and don’t see the point wasting the money.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Colourpop may be cute, but being 550~600 pounds definitely isn't

Or a lurid cunt.

Confirmed it's literally her pawing at cardboard boxes to hamfistedly show-off and squeeeeal at the fact that SO MANY COLORS exist.

I'd squeal to see the colors of her layggs. Purple and green bruising, red unhealed cuts, oozing yellow lymphedema...

 

[Hater238704]

Who thinks she still makes six digits? Or ever has made six digits. I just heard a youtuber that who only gets a few k views per video says she gets paid 500 a month for youtube. I dont know how Youtube bucks work but if it goes mainly by numbers of views I think she may be raking in 10 k a month

 

[Jann_Hörn]

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[Acidsplat]

lowest effort video in a long time?

 

[violetluma]

Ah, yes. More shit she doesn't need and won't use more than once or at all.