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When will Amber realise that no amount of make-up will make her look skinnier or easier on the eyes. She should bypass normal, every day wear make-up and go straight to the "Mortician" section of Sephora.
All of these things are props, just like the shitty earring "gifts" Becky "bought" for Amber for Vlogmas. If I understand it correctly, all of these things can be written off as business expenses, so it doesn't matter if she never uses them outside of showing them on camera.the clothing and makeup would make a lot more sense if she wasn’t bed bound. that’s why you don’t see the people on my 600 lb life wearing expensive clothes and piling on makeup, they have nowhere to go and don’t see the point wasting the money.
All of these things are props, just like the shitty earring "gifts" Becky "bought" for Amber for Vlogmas. If I understand it correctly, all of these things can be written off as business expenses, so it doesn't matter if she never uses them outside of showing them on camera.
The fact that she actually spends her money on this stuff rather than just getting it for free blows my mind. She could tweet all the big brands and a few PR firms and be drowning in technicolor facemarkers as far as the eye could see. She'd have to disclose that she got it for free but other than that, she wouldn't have to do shit other than what she's already doing. Way more problematic people with similar sub numbers get loads of sponsored high class freebies - she's literally just too lazy to send a few emails.our gorls colourcrap haul
lippie stix, i love this (matte) - $7 (nothing by that name was on the site)
lippie stix, galore - $7
bff liquid liner, try me - $8
colour outside the liner - $88 ($140 full value)
fresh cut, crème gel liner kit - $27 ($42 full value)
lippie stix, after shock - $7
lippie stix, infinite best - $7
lippie stix, bichette - $7
lippie stix, dreamsicle - $7
pressed glitter, renegade - $5
pressed glitter, island hopping - $5
pressed glitter, 20H1/twooh1 (????????) - $5
pressed glitter, palooza - $5
Total spent: $185 (not too pricy)
bye!
Who in their right mind would want to associate their brand with this repulsive hambeast? The same way as for example website about fistfucking roadkill would have a hard time attracting banner ads.The fact that she actually spends her money on this stuff rather than just getting it for free blows my mind. She could tweet all the big brands and a few PR firms and be drowning in technicolor facemarkers as far as the eye could see. She'd have to disclose that she got it for free but other than that, she wouldn't have to do shit other than what she's already doing. Way more problematic people with similar sub numbers get loads of sponsored high class freebies - she's literally just too lazy to send a few emails.
She totally phoned that one in!!!!!!!!! It was like a puppet trying to fill up time to distract a toddler from crying. What a waste.Ah, yes. More shit she doesn't need and won't use more than once or at all.
Very skippable, the only thing that ticked me off was her saying "i got a lippie stix"
Yellow fucking eyeliner. Several shades of yellow eyeliner. Has yellow eyeliner ever looked good on anyone? I am such a faggot why do I care what this fat cuntless cunt does?
And her boobs and her brain. Everything else is whale-sized.She doesn't have any lips, so why even bother? It's about the only part of her that isn't fat...
Jeeezus! How many damn lipsticks do 2 lips need??? They’re the only skinny thing on her tooour gorls colourcrap haul
lippie stix, i love this (matte) - $7 (nothing by that name was on the site)
lippie stix, galore - $7
bff liquid liner, try me - $8
colour outside the liner - $88 ($140 full value)
fresh cut, crème gel liner kit - $27 ($42 full value)
lippie stix, after shock - $7
lippie stix, infinite best - $7
lippie stix, bichette - $7
lippie stix, dreamsicle - $7
pressed glitter, renegade - $5
pressed glitter, island hopping - $5
pressed glitter, 20H1/twooh1 (????????) - $5
pressed glitter, palooza - $5
Total spent: $185 (not too pricy)
bye!
under the 8 min ad mark? wtf is going on lolOriginal:
Looks like a must-skip under-10-minute boreen video.
Edit: Confirmed it's literally her pawing at cardboard boxes to hamfistedly show-off and squeeeeal at the fact that SO MANY COLORS exist.
One would have thought "artist" Becky would have illuminated that multiple colors exist and can have funny names, but the toddler inside Hamber is delighted at so many colors of eyeliner.
Bonus mini-ASMR as she literally ham-fists piles of colorful sticks to rub around in her hands.
SKIP.
I think you're greatly overestimating Amber's reach. She hit her 100k follower milestone in 2019 and has barely doubled it in 2 years. Makeup companies don't give free product to sideshow freaks with less than a million subs and no artistic talent.The fact that she actually spends her money on this stuff rather than just getting it for free blows my mind. She could tweet all the big brands and a few PR firms and be drowning in technicolor facemarkers as far as the eye could see. She'd have to disclose that she got it for free but other than that, she wouldn't have to do shit other than what she's already doing. Way more problematic people with similar sub numbers get loads of sponsored high class freebies - she's literally just too lazy to send a few emails.
Tbh that’s the formula for her ‘food reviews’ as well... ‘itch Shoooo Goooowd!’ ‘OMG I was nervous’Do not watch. She just takes things out of a box and says CUTE over and over. Doesn't even swatch,video is a dud.
Feeling hongryIs there anything she doesn't like?
Is there anything she doesn't like?