MY FIRST WEIGH IN VIDEO OF 2020 - (1/26/2020) - She's so full of herself (and food), she's making it a PREMIERE tonight!

How much will our dainty gorl weigh-in at?

  • Over 600 elbees

    Votes: 53 19.4%
  • Over her highest previous weight (572-point-4)

    Votes: 36 13.2%
  • Between 550 and 572.4

    Votes: 61 22.3%
  • Between 500 and 549

    Votes: 14 5.1%
  • Under 500

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • It doesn't matter - every weigh-in of hers is faked/manipulated.

    Votes: 107 39.2%

  • Total voters
    273
  • Poll closed .

L_I_F_T_E_D

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Got about 6 hours to go before the PREMIERE of this fantabulous quality-content video!

Start popping the popcorn, gorls - and PLACING YOUR BETS!

(Is the thumbnail a hint? Has she been cryeen because it's so bad? Or because of all the Ambaby support DMs?)

[edit: added poll for bets to be placed/recap]

MY FIRST WEIGH IN VIDEO OF 2020 - 1/26/2020 (Cycle Stage 1 Continues with Clickbait-y Bawleen-Related Thumbnail on a Clickbait-y Title set to PREMIERE so all the Reaction Channels can steal away dem views?)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

(Reminder: Her highest weight "recorded" is 572.4 - the POINT FOUR MATTERS!)

- Self-aggrandizing that people have been "waiting for", and immediate disclaimer that it's going to be "all over the place".

- She's "not sick anymore", just "super morbidly obese". Her CAMERA made her face "more pale".

- Drink every time she says "super morbidly obese"?

- Blaming people for being shallow and rude if ANYONE comments on how she looks.

- Staying up for "24 to 40 hours" to "fix" her "sleepeen schedule"? Ugh.

- Didn't want to weigh in until she "reached a certain weight" but she gonna give it you her DARLING viewers anyway, boo-boos...

- She'll "never understand the mindframe that comes from some of you" (That requires having a mind at all, gorl.)

- Shout out to "Cycle 1" and the diagram! But it HURTS her, boo-boos!

(be patient) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat

- She "sits down" in her videos because it's "a sit-down video" and not a "how long can Amberlynn stand in a video" video. (Sure.)

- Blathering about her "mentals" and food addiction and "figuring it out".

- "Weight loss is hard. Point blank period."

- Since starting YouTube, she has admittedly gained "about 200 pounds". The cryeen has begun because she is humble-bragging about the "support" she's gotten.

- She hates having to "prove herself" (because that involves PROOF).

- More cryeen - because she "hates herself" and "doesn't love herself". (VictimLynn shoves NarcissistLynn to the ground for sympathy)

- Weigh in "soon". First, needs to list "pros and cons" of weighing in? Pros: Narcissistic "inspiration". Cons: People still won't believe it and will say it's not enough and she just wants to mook-bong all over the place.

- "Rigged weigh-in" disclaimer straight from her. But she "has to stop caring".

- She is "trainwreck city" (Well, she weighs as much as some municipalities.)

(train wreck city) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat

- SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR SUPPORT AND CONGRATS!

-Her highest weight was 572.4 at "end of 2018/beginning of 2019".
-Sept 2019, she weighed 566.4.
-Oct 8th, 571.0.
-(Oct/Nov/Jan is when she claims the "weight loss" happened.)

- Again with the "counting calorees" self-horn-tooting. Has switched the language from "bingeen" to "overeateen" with claims of 3000 calories on her "bad days".

REMINDER: SHE IS NAKED - NO EVIDENCE OF HER ACTUALLY BEING ON A SCALE WILL BE HAPPENING, OF COURSE.

Closeup of scale: 519.6LB - back to the scale that doesn't say it's ready. Non-consensual scale-usage!

- Still boo-hooing that she didn't get to record a weigh-in at 499 (under 500). More boo-hooing that she would NEVER let herself be 600 elbees.

(im truly trying) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat

- More boo-hooing about "the cycle" diagram, blaming it on her MENTALS and not being a garbage human.

- Shelf-ass-patting about the fact that she "is actually losing weight".

COMMENTS OF THE DAY? (Nope.)

TL;DR: WEIGH IN FROM SOMETIME BEFORE 1/26/2020: 519.6 ELBEES. FAKE NEWS? YOU DECIDE.
 
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ADHD

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Serious TrollLynn with that thumbnail. She wouldn't be posting this at all unless it was something she considered an accomplishment.

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A theory... she MAY have lost weight but explain her sads, (if it's not pure click baiting), by saying she can't Buh-leeeeeeeeeve how most people think she's Lyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen' about her weight. She'd never do that! Even though she has before - lots of times. But if she can manage both a 'triumph', (actual weight loss), combined with VictimLynn--- win - win in her mind. Stick it to the Haydurs, baby!
 

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A theory... she MAY have lost weight but explain her sads, (if it's not pure click baiting), by saying she can't Buh-leeeeeeeeeve how most people think she's Lyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen' about her weight. She'd never do that! Even though she has before - lots of times. But if she can manage both a 'triumph', (actual weight loss), combined with VictimLynn--- win - win in her mind. Stick it to the Haydurs, baby!
Or she is so overcome with gratitude for losing 6 pounds from being sick for months trying so hard
 
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