Got about 6 hours to go before the PREMIERE of this fantabulous quality-content video!
Start popping the popcorn, gorls - and PLACING YOUR BETS!
(Is the thumbnail a hint? Has she been cryeen because it's so bad? Or because of all the Ambaby support DMs?)
[edit: added poll for bets to be placed/recap]
MY FIRST WEIGH IN VIDEO OF 2020 - 1/26/2020 (Cycle Stage 1 Continues with Clickbait-y Bawleen-Related Thumbnail on a Clickbait-y Title set to PREMIERE so all the Reaction Channels can steal away dem views?)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
(Reminder: Her highest weight "recorded" is 572.4 - the POINT FOUR MATTERS!)
- Self-aggrandizing that people have been "waiting for", and immediate disclaimer that it's going to be "all over the place".
- She's "not sick anymore", just "super morbidly obese". Her CAMERA made her face "more pale".
- Drink every time she says "super morbidly obese"?
- Blaming people for being shallow and rude if ANYONE comments on how she looks.
- Staying up for "24 to 40 hours" to "fix" her "sleepeen schedule"? Ugh.
- Didn't want to weigh in until she "reached a certain weight" but she gonna give it you her DARLING viewers anyway, boo-boos...
- She'll "never understand the mindframe that comes from some of you" (That requires having a mind at all, gorl.)
- Shout out to "Cycle 1" and the diagram! But it HURTS her, boo-boos!
(be patient) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat
- She "sits down" in her videos because it's "a sit-down video" and not a "how long can Amberlynn stand in a video" video. (Sure.)
- Blathering about her "mentals" and food addiction and "figuring it out".
- "Weight loss is hard. Point blank period."
- Since starting YouTube, she has admittedly gained "about 200 pounds". The cryeen has begun because she is humble-bragging about the "support" she's gotten.
- She hates having to "prove herself" (because that involves PROOF).
- More cryeen - because she "hates herself" and "doesn't love herself". (VictimLynn shoves NarcissistLynn to the ground for sympathy)
- Weigh in "soon". First, needs to list "pros and cons" of weighing in? Pros: Narcissistic "inspiration". Cons: People still won't believe it and will say it's not enough and she just wants to mook-bong all over the place.
- "Rigged weigh-in" disclaimer straight from her. But she "has to stop caring".
- She is "trainwreck city" (Well, she weighs as much as some municipalities.)
(train wreck city) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat
- SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR SUPPORT AND CONGRATS!
-Her highest weight was 572.4 at "end of 2018/beginning of 2019".
-Sept 2019, she weighed 566.4.
-Oct 8th, 571.0.
-(Oct/Nov/Jan is when she claims the "weight loss" happened.)
- Again with the "counting calorees" self-horn-tooting. Has switched the language from "bingeen" to "overeateen" with claims of 3000 calories on her "bad days".
REMINDER: SHE IS NAKED - NO EVIDENCE OF HER ACTUALLY BEING ON A SCALE WILL BE HAPPENING, OF COURSE.
Closeup of scale: 519.6LB - back to the scale that doesn't say it's ready. Non-consensual scale-usage!
- Still boo-hooing that she didn't get to record a weigh-in at 499 (under 500). More boo-hooing that she would NEVER let herself be 600 elbees.
(im truly trying) - says Hamber in Premiere Chat
- More boo-hooing about "the cycle" diagram, blaming it on her MENTALS and not being a garbage human.
- Shelf-ass-patting about the fact that she "is actually losing weight".
COMMENTS OF THE DAY? (Nope.)
TL;DR: WEIGH IN FROM SOMETIME BEFORE 1/26/2020: 519.6 ELBEES. FAKE NEWS? YOU DECIDE.