MY HEAVIEST WEIGHT: DAY 1 - MANIC AS HELL

[Rebel Scum]

 

[IV 445]

fat

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

She enjoys just a little reddish to her cheeks. I get her.
Amber wants to be the world's fattest human tomato by the end of 2018.

 

[Octomet]

Boy, if she's finally admitting to being 500lbs (after weigh in) to divert attention, there must have been enough truth to the Cora tea.

Edit: I don't think the mantra "Live with the discomfort" meant forcing yourself to eat a banana.

 

[angelicbitch]

"I force myself to eat bananas, I don't even like them"
Interesting how she picks one of the highest caloric fruits that are readily available to eat if she doesn't even enjoy them

 

[Rebel Scum]

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The 1.4lbs makes all the difference.
Our dainty princess makes sure she will never be 500lbs!

 

[classtrash]

New day new challenge yall.

"My fitness pal wants me to eat 2700 calories, that's too much!!!"
She admits she regularly eats 4000 EXTRA calories a day. And she wants to make it even smaller at 2200! Nice! There's no way she can binge this time. /s

 

[meepmapmop]

Did she even finish her last challenge???

 

[A Owl]

https://www.healthline.com/health/heart-disease/ear-creases

 

[EH 110]

If you don't like bananas, don't buy them and eat them. Why is she so retarded?

 

[Bashful Bunny]

I don't know why she won't admit to being over 500 pounds. It's not like being 499 pounds is any better than being 505 pounds. She's still the size of a school bus.

 

[H4nzn0]

If you don't like bananas, don't buy them and eat them. Why is she so exceptional?

She's a (literal) lolcow. What did you expect?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Oh, God, that is the most wretched avocado toast I've ever seen. Bless it, I'm not sure why I'm surprised. And, how about a not wearing a horrifically tacky choker challenge? That seems attainable. Bitch, toss those onions in a smidge of olive oil and salt and pepper them. FFS.

 

[GORL]

Another sleep shirt:

Also, this:

 

[nyankosensei]

omg with all the smacking!! and why is she still on denial about not being over 500 lbs, she thinks we are all blind/stupid or something, she is bigger than on January, wtf

 

[GORL]

This may be dumb, but I find it odd how she cropped the scale picture she showed.

 

[Octomet]

Also, this:
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Too much like d-i-c-k gorl, no wonder she's repulsed!

And time to bust out this classic again:

 

[Xenomorph]

Like a fucking duck.

This may be dumb, but I find it odd how she cropped the scale picture she showed.
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Cropping that TARE function

 

[FitBitch]

Is 500 some threshold she's afraid if she admits she's crossed it then it'll prove her haydurs right about her being unhulthy? She's been pretending to teeter in the 490's for month, at a weight like 496 four pounds isn't a big enough difference, you're fat, and "at least I'm not 500 pounds" isn't an impressive defense when you're using a warehouse shipping scale meant for cargo. You could be thin and we'd see your poor health, it's on display all over your yellow skin, in your beetus knuckles, your sunken in raccoon eyes, your thinning hair, your folded earlobe. It wouldn't matter if you had a bikini body and all these illnesses were genetic, they'd still be on display. You don't have to admit your weight is dire Amber, if the fact that you use a warehouse shipping scale doesn't scare you these other health indicators should.

Here's some advice: When you go on one of those walks you just adore and step on broken glass or a nail down there in hicksville KY don't ignore the rotting flesh around the wound like you ignore your other health issues.