my last hoorah | DAY 14 -

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Is she fucking serious?

 

[C3PBRO]

That fucking thumbnail LOL.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Please, someone make a video game called "Hongry Hongry Land Whales" and have Necky, Hamber, Chantal and some other fat lolcow staring in a vidya game version of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Ah. Procraster-Lynn strikes again.

 

[sunnyflowers99]

"Trust me. Been around the block."

You can't even walk to the end of your driveway. Calm down.

 

[RarityGORL]

She's a caricature of herself! Bitch has no self control whatsoever...
Also can you imagine working at the Baskin-Robbins and seeing the Hambeast entering the shop for the 5th time that week, she has no shame.
Why does she have to mix her ice cream like that, she's obviously uncomfortable with Becky holding the camera. "Bay-beee can you film me eating muh icecream pluuheaseeee" Jesuschrist She needs them youtubey dollars.

And that Hamburger Helper dish looks like straight up vomit....

Spoiler: vomit

 

[JaneThough]

Gorl, you have been having a last hurrah for 14 days! And don't sell yourself short, you got to 500 lbs on this 14 day weight loss journey.

I think what bothers me the most is how super special she thinks she is for having a food addiction and unhealthy eating habits, like people are learning so much from her showing her binges. 40% of this country is obese, gorl, we can see this shit IRL at the local buffet. You're not special, and the more you harbor this "OMG NO ONE knows how bad this is!" the less likely you will overcome it.

Also, day 2 not starting the diet she made a pact to another person to start. Surprise surprise. I wonder how her myfitnesspal friend is taking it.

 

[Azshara]

She literally just gets more and more pathetic each time she uploads. Absolutely no self control or shame.

 

[sperginity]

DAY 22: TOE LOSS JOURNEY

 

[JaneThough]

Anyone remember what kind of car Amber and Becky have? I am real curious about the weight limit. On a lot of midsized cars, it's around 850-900lbs, which between the two of them is getting close.

 

[______]

Triggered by CARROTS

 

[Whatthefuck]

Anyone remember what kind of car Amber and Becky have? I am real curious about the weight limit. On a lot of midsized cars, it's around 850-900lbs, which between the two of them is getting close.

It's a Hyundai Sonata maybe. AL pronounces it Honda of course because she's simple.

 

[Ellana]

I'm getting more and more convinced she is a self-destructive troll

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Jesus fucking Christ lol

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

How many more days till her heart has an last hurrah ?

 

[nyankosensei]

Gorl, you have been having a last hurrah for 14 days! And don't sell yourself short, you got to 500 lbs on this 14 day weight loss journey.

More like she finally admitted she is 500 lbs but let's be honest, she weighs much more than that, she just can't 'hide' it anymore

 

[ghoullie]

"i was very eerie about the 3 judges" she has such a way with words.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"i was very eerie about the 3 judges" she has such a way with words.

Our gorl is a very talented writer. She's a veritable Shakespeare.

 

[497]

I said yesterday was her last hoorah day. Every day is the last hoorah since tomorrow she might not wake up.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Soon she will be heavy enough for the stress fractures in her feet and legs to hurt her too much to walk and usher in the bed-bound amber era.