My Little Brony II: The Cloppening -

Ghost of Wesley Willis

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Imagine going on a suicidal killing spree just to get the chance at fucking cartoon horsepussy in the afterlife.
He could've converted to Islam and gotten his 72 virgins in paradise, but the horse pussy was just too good for him.
Kind of chad and at least he got a high score unlike that Randy Stair retard.
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Randy could barely even hit a point blank target with a shotgun and I'm still surprised he was still even able to get 3 kills.
 

DevilsAdvocate963

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Right on queue.
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c-no

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Aside from the shooting being a horrific thing that took lives, it pretty much just gave the bronies a spotlight again over something these people could of brought to attention years back. Even if a place like Derpibooru culled all the art they had for some MLP OC made from \Pol\, you still would have all the other cringe bronies gave out over the years. To quote some tweets that looked at the shooting, what exactly would any of the horse shit have to do with a shooting besides this guy offing himself to see his favorite redneck horse in the here after?
 

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Aside from the shooting being a horrific thing that took lives, it pretty much just gave the bronies a spotlight again over something these people could of brought to attention years back. Even if a place like Derpibooru culled all the art they had for some MLP OC made from \Pol\, you still would have all the other cringe bronies gave out over the years. To quote some tweets that looked at the shooting, what exactly would any of the horse shit have to do with a shooting besides this guy offing himself to see his favorite redneck horse in the here after?
@Applejack is Best Pony
 

Hmmpf!

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Wanna know what the state of pony fandom is?


Look no further than these comments in the post. The whole fandom across all images act like this to various extents, its just this comment section basically sums it all.

Imagine taking a fictional kids show EXTREMELY seriously to the point of harrasment and shaming IRL people.
 

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Wanna know what the state of pony fandom is?


Look no further than these comments in the post. The whole fandom across all images act like this to various extents, its just this comment section basically sums it all.

Imagine taking a fictional kids show EXTREMELY seriously to the point of harrasment and shaming IRL people.
MLP's a postmodern replacement for Christianity, offering moral guidance, stories of magic and redemption, and hope for the future. Of course bronies will have arguments over the ethics of turning Cozy to stone - this is their equivalent to the passionate theological debates of the early church founders.

Should Satan be cast into hell? Should Prometheus be bound to a rock? Cozy's fate raises profound and troubling questions.
 

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For some reason I thought this was a pinned thread but I guess not.

At any rate, I have a question for those in the know. Am I mistaken or wasn't Babscon kinda widely regarded as like a Pony Babyfur/Cub con? Or whatever the horse version of that term is. Doing some research and just need to be certain of something before chasing down a lead
 

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For some reason I thought this was a pinned thread but I guess not.
It was, it got unpinned for some reason.

Am I mistaken or wasn't Babscon kinda widely regarded as like a Pony Babyfur/Cub con? Or whatever the horse version of that term is.
It's a pony convention in the Bay Area. Foalcon would be the tippy top of THAT fucking iceberg.
 

Solid Snek

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For some reason I thought this was a pinned thread but I guess not.

At any rate, I have a question for those in the know. Am I mistaken or wasn't Babscon kinda widely regarded as like a Pony Babyfur/Cub con? Or whatever the horse version of that term is. Doing some research and just need to be certain of something before chasing down a lead
It's a pony convention in the Bay Area. Foalcon would be the tippy top of THAT fucking iceberg.

I haven't heard anything about Babscon being explicitly foal-oriented, but yes, a Brony convention in the Bay Area will be one of the most degenerate places on earth.

I kind of don't want to say anything here, because it could easily start getting TMI / Horrifying - but I've been to Bronycon, which had a reputation as being one of the more family friendly pony conventions, and it's basically what you assume it is.
 

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I haven't heard anything about Babscon being explicitly foal-oriented, but yes, a Brony convention in the Bay Area will be one of the most degenerate places on earth.

I kind of don't want to say anything here, because it could easily start getting TMI / Horrifying - but I've been to Bronycon, which had a reputation as being one of the more family friendly pony conventions, and it's basically what you assume it is.
Feel free to DM me. Several people have sent me TMI shit since joining the Farms & I haven't ran my mouth so take that as you will
 

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Feel free to DM me. Several people have sent me TMI shit since joining the Farms & I haven't ran my mouth so take that as you will
Well, it's probably not TMI so much as it is Horrifying, and it's probably nothing that people in this thread haven't seen/heard about already, but maybe people would find this relevant -

Used to sell stuff at geek conventions, back when those were a thing. Normally went to comic book, anime, and video game conventions, but we also went to Bronycon a couple of times. This is autistic as fuck, but attending Bronycon was mostly my idea: I was really, really interested in meeting Chris-Chan, and I knew Bronycon would be the place to do it. I have no regrets. It was a good call.

Like I said above, Bronycon is (or I guess "was") a pretty well-managed and (on paper) family-friendly con. You always hear these stereotypes about how Bronies are overwhelmingly men and trannies in their 20s and 30, but if like me you've got lots of prior experience with nerds and nerd conventions before, you just kind of assume - haha, right, but this IS a show aimed at little kids and families, so while there's gonna be a few weirdos no doubt, it won't be degenerate like a furry convention or anything, right?

I was wrong. I was very very wrong.

Now, just for comparison, consider a standard anime convention. Anime conventions tend to be a pretty diverse place. You see people of all ages, all genders, even all interests, surprisingly enough (I remember one con there was more buzz about TWD Negan than there was about anime stuff). You got college kids, you got middle aged women, you got teenagers of both the spazoid and non-spazoid varities, there's new families taking their toddlers, hell there's even got old hippie couples walking around. Men and women are split 50/50, and while there's definitely demographic tendencies around the merch halls and various panels (the K-pop sellers attract older women, the hentai doujin sellers are surrounded by stereotypical incels, etc), anime cons tend to be pretty mainstream overall.

Bronycon was a different beast entirely.

If I remember correctly, Bronycon ran for like four, five days? I was there the entire time, and the first couple of days, it was the biggest sausage fest I have ever seen. It wasn't like, oh, I'm noticing more guys than usual here, gosh that's embarassing. No, it was like, I could literally count the number of non-stereotypical Brony attendees on my fingers. It was almost exclusively 20-30 year old males of the "hangs around hentai booths" variety.
There were maybe two children in the entire complex those first couple days, but those kids were on the older side (teens or at least older tweens?), and I think they might have been there for vlogging or Influencer shit. Some kind of online child labour? If they had parents, I didn't see them.
Trannies were EVERYWHERE. I am not exaggerating, at least 30% of the attendees were trans, and by that I mean they were really obvious, low-passing trans - there were almost certainly more trans-identified individuals who were either making no attempt to pass at all, or who were passing just enough that I genuinely mistook them for biological women.
And speaking of biological women? Almost none. The merch staff, guests of honor, and panel presenters had a pretty diverse gender representation, but of the actual attendees, there were maybe a dozen women those first couple days. There were far more trannies than biological women, and - no offense to any of the female Bronies in attendance, I'm sure they were nice people, but - these gals weren't exactly "anime convention"-grade women either. It is a community ravaged by autism and obesity.

Now, Bronycon didn't stay that way the entire weekend. Usually by Friday evening, Saturday morning, more biological women trickled in, to the point where at peak hours, the biological females may have slightly outnumbered the trannies. Actual families also started showing up on the weekend proper, with actual children and parents who looked like they worked for a living, and there were several hours on early Saturday evening / Sunday morning when Bronycon started to look like a convention for a children's TV show.

The atmosphere in the merch halls stood out to me, too. Again, for comparison, consider a bog standard anime con: usually you've got two halls, a general merchandise hall where corporate sellers can set up shop, and an artist's alley where independent artists can do their thing. The corporate merch halls tend to be pretty "otaku dude"-oriented. Waifu statues, hentai retailers, wall scrolls with pinup girls, weird raver clothing, as well as trad Japanese stuff and lots and lots and lots of dakimakura fuckpillows. The artist's alleys are actually surprisingly sanitary - well, sort of sanitary. There's plenty of trannie and yaoi shipper art on display, especially around the (many many) Steven Universe/ SJW-chic artist booths, but there's nothing too edgy, violent, or badass, and there are no tentacles anywhere, at least not publicly displayed at any cons I've been to. Sometimes there's one or two elderly, professional, scifi/fantasy concept artists who've set up booths and have "Damsles in Distress" or "Goodgirl Art" sorts of work in their portfolio, but these artists get comparatively little traffic compared to the Rebecca Sugar clones.

Bronycon? The dynamic was turned on its head:
The merch booths tended to be pretty tame and family-friendly. There was a lot of M:tG and pnp geek stuff for sale, also the occasional VR Pony Waifu kickstarter, but no porn, and almost no tiddy statues. Plushy sellers seemed to do the most business.
The artist's alley was a seething mass of unashamed hedonism and troonery. If Anime cons are mostly Tumblr and Twitter art, then Bronycon was DeviantArt and e621. If Anime cons are a thread in Beauty Parlor, then Bronycon was a thread in Animal Control.
Vore artists? Furry pornographers? An MtF transwoman who sued Hasbro and took them to the Supreme Court for the rights to publish an 800-page spinoff novel based on Fallout Equestria? Yo. iirc, Bronycon had some rules against displaying NSFW, so it wasn't like you were walking straight into a wall of horsedick and crotchboobs, but there were tons of 'Sexy Goth Fluttershy in Black Lingerie" pillowcases on display, and most artists were more than happy to accommodate horsevagina if the client asked nicely. Again, at the risk of TMI, I actually kind of loved it; it was like a Kiwifarms thread come to life, and a real breath of fresh air after all the Victorian stuffiness of the cons I was used to.


Also, I should point out that Bronycon was held in Baltimore (or "Baltimare", as they called it). If you've ever seen the TV show The Wire, that's a pretty accurate depiction. Baltimore isn't a respectable place by any means - Trump was right, it truly is a shithole - but it's not shitty like San Francisco and Portland are. It's shitty in the way that Detroit and Johannesburg are shitty; a cruel, bitter, angry shittiness, the kind of shittiness that won't respect your pronouns or write lengthy Vox pieces carefully explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia, no, it's the kind of shittiness that'll just mug you, shoot you, and leave you bleeding out in a ditch. Even the "nice" part of Baltimore - the waterfront area where the con was held - isn't particularly welcoming to pink-haired troons wearing hentai rape hoodies.
And yet, despite the hostile environment, the con thrived. I can only imagine what a Brony convention, transported from the angry, bluecollar, Asian-beating hinterlands of the DC metro area, to the vibrant, cumsoaked AIDStopia of The Bay, will be like.


So yeah; Brony conventions have a completely different atmosphere from normal cons. Bronies are weirdos and troons and don't give two fucks if you know it. I still have not attended any fur cons or Juggalo Gatherings, and those may be worse (better?) - but knowing cons and knowing Bronies, I can guarantee a Brony con located in Sodom, CA, will be pozzed beyond belief. ESPECIALLY after the quarantine is lifted, and Bronies have two years of pentup social isolation to work out of their system.
 
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Wootmaster trying to defend exposing minors to kink gear at gay pride because "They might see it on television" while using a Mad Max reference on SpongeBob and two adult tv shows

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"But some kids watch Family Guy and the Simpsons!" Using irresponsible parenting to defend exposing your degenerate lifestyle to minors is not a good argument, it's a shit one at best.
 

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Wootmaster trying to defend exposing minors to kink gear at gay pride because "They might see it on television" while using a Mad Max reference on SpongeBob and two adult tv shows

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"But some kids watch Family Guy and the Simpsons!" Using irresponsible parenting to defend exposing your degenerate lifestyle to minors is not a good argument, it's a shit one at best.
This is the same zigger who was in on the derpibooru bullshit. What a shocker he yet again proves he's a pedophile on top of that other shit.
 

c-no

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Wootmaster trying to defend exposing minors to kink gear at gay pride because "They might see it on television" while using a Mad Max reference on SpongeBob and two adult tv shows

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"But some kids watch Family Guy and the Simpsons!" Using irresponsible parenting to defend exposing your degenerate lifestyle to minors is not a good argument, it's a shit one at best.
Defending kink gear by way of cartoons, two of which aren't really for kids and one of which was doing a Mad Max reference for parents with their children while the other is a carton from the 90's. Yeah, if he wants to get any edge, he could of went with more recent cartoons aimed at kids without going for some excuse of "kids watch Family Guy and Simpsons." Also, a Wikipedia article ain't really much help unless you cited some director's commentary who said "yeah, we just decided to base Bane's mask off a gimp's mask."

What makes this funnier for me was speaking with a guy from Discord over these spergings of kinks at pride parades. He thought having something like dog gimp suits was just a really bad idea. If he were to witness this sperging of a brony, he'd have enough Twitter fun for the week.

This is the same zigger who was in on the derpibooru bullshit. What a shocker he yet again proves he's a pedophile on top of that other shit.
And the Derpibooru shit he and others could go on over a nazi MLP OC wouldn't surprise me if that despite all people could go on with that horse, all it really accomplished wasn't really bringing people closer to neo-nazism but instead just being more degenerate brony porn shit with yet another recolored horse.
 

thebananaonion

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by the nazi pony oc you dont mean this one do you?
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if yes then holy sucking shit how does lily NOT know about this
this was/is(?) a popular fanmade oc because nazi bronies exist (what an oxymoron considering the shows themes)

this was spread around even otuside of 4 chan so again... how did lily not realise.

sure ok maybe it it was a chest up shot of her without the hat then yeah it just looks like a random rainbow dash recolour but she has a nazi cutiemark... inside a heart... you cant get more on the nose than that unless the cutiemark was a sticker on her muzzle.

jesus lily youre dense
 

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