Kiwi Farms

I am a friend to all and an enemy to those who hate. I was contacted on my domain navaverse.com by THE gabrael navarro to write a rap between the brothers. I am not dissing, insulting or even hinting anything. I did take some creative liberties but I wanted to make it a hot ass rap. Similar to what Gabe drops on a regular basis. Cwcki forums. YOU DECIDE WHO WINS! Will it be Dave or Gabe? You have the power.

GABE VS DAVE

The battle of the brothers

DAVE
My lifes a success and your life has been a failure ever since you came out of tobi/
I gave you your first break at 2 months and you still cant make a career out of it moley/
You're the ewok of the family and I'm the talented jedi like obi wan kenobi/
Dad talks about me all the time and treats you like an ugly autistic doby/
My girlfriends and wives were real while yours was made on newgrounds with adobe/
When I am around the house you try to get me to listen to your navaverse/
grandpa navarro would be dissapoint at your disgusting pedophillic universe/
Tobi and Mike can't wait for you to go to a group home so you won't be there curse/

WILL GABE THE MOLE TAKE THIS FROM HIS SIBLING?

GABE MOLEMAN9000 NAVARRO
Lets be real you weren't the backbone of jane's addiction/
Got kicked out so much that you were it's affliction/
My life was always tough, never had a solitude vacation/
Been hated since pre-k up to my high school graduation/
Even had a teacher put a restraining order on me in special education/
You never had to feel the wraith of tobi and her hateful words of verbal eruption/
You barely have a working fansite even when your on television stations weekly/
I am being targeted on a website by cyber terrorists and trolls getting attacked daily/

Hey kids. You shouldn't fight. Let me show you how a true cholo raps

Mike Navarro

Both of my kids are wealthy beyond any doubt/
Both of my kids have been on an unlwaful route/
Both of my kids need this senor to help them with this old man scout/
Both of my kids complain like their mama's and inherited their pout/

Hey mike. I see you gave both of your kids the sexy mexican law attack. Lemme join in. I'm a little country but I will keep it clean.

Toby Navarro

Gabe, you need to be a good rolemodel to henry and do well in school/
Dave, I see you cursing on tv and I know mike and your mama taught you not to be a fool/
Gabe, honey. please stop talking about willow and spouting words that are only ok to say on a barstool/
Dave, gabe looks up to you and what you do. family first or you will end up a lonely fool!/

WHO WINS IN THIS EPIC NAVARRO BATTLE?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!!