My Neighbors Are Being Assholes - Yeah I Know

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I've been dealing with these jerk offs for awhile. I live in an apartment and my neighbors also live in apartments. The mother fuckers decide to put their garbage in my garbage, and have been doing so for months on end. I now have their social security number from casually looking at the ducking garbage at the top of my garbage pail. The asshole or his friends (because I've seen both of these fuckers get out of the same car) are parking in a fire zone. What do I do? Lol

 

[360NoTrope]

Do you own a katana?

 

[sikotik]

I now have their social security number from casually looking at the ducking garbage at the top of my garbage pail.

Steal their identity.

 

[Iamthatis]

Get some raunchy gay porno mags or just fake some DVD covers and set them on top of your trash. Either they will leave you alone or try and rape you.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Go dumpster diving more often. Gather all their financial information. Then run a long social engineering ruse that ends with them in complete financial ruin and you in possession of a few new flatscreen TV's or some shit.

Also photograph the car parked in a fire zone and report them to the police and watch the fines come in the mail next month.

 

[BlueSpark]

Have you tried just telling them not to do it?

And yeah, don't do anything with their SS numbers unless you want to go to jail.

 

[sbm1990]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Curt Sibling]

Pay meth heads to trash their house.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

But a garbage lid with a lock.

 

[Hui]

Get a house away from them. Far away.

 

[HG 400]

I've been dealing with these jerk offs for awhile. I live in an apartment and my neighbors also live in apartments. The mother fuckers decide to put their garbage in my garbage, and have been doing so for months on end. I now have their social security number from casually looking at the ducking garbage at the top of my garbage pail. The asshole or his friends (because I've seen both of these fuckers get out of the same car) are parking in a fire zone. What do I do? Lol

steal their identities

 

[Bogs]

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Post their garbage back to them.