My New Diet Plan | Grocery Haul 7/15/19 - Day 1 Amberlynn..

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" I really want to follow my doctors order"
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Bitch why did you go then? You know You need to eat less and healthier to lose weight so why have a smug attiutde that a medical professional enforced that? Stop gaining all ur weightloss "knowledge" from IG and other YouTubers and maybe listen to a doctor? If you knew so much than you would have seen a specialist years ago to find out why you emotionally eat 24/7.

You have a designated chair to sit at the stove and have to sit up to sleep,so maybe you dont know everything about weight loss.
 

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" I really want to follow my doctors order" View attachment 843442
Bitch why did you go then? You know You need to eat less and healthier to lose weight so why have a smug attiutde that a medical professional enforced that? Stop gaining all ur weightloss "knowledge" from IG and other YouTubers and maybe listen to a doctor? If you knew so much than you would have seen a specialist years ago to find out why you emotionally eat 24/7.

You have a designated chair to sit at the stove and have to sit up to sleep,so maybe you dont know everything about weight loss.
I love it when one of her myriad personalities peeks out. Well hello there CuntyLynn
 

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OK bullshit!!!!!!!!!!! YES to @ADHD recorded same day.

Second No effing weightloss doctor would say have fast food. That is mega bullshit in fact lunacy.
This isn’t actually true. WL doctors do say to still eat fast food but limit it. A friend had a gastric bypass done, leading up to the surgery he could go to McDonald’s but was only allowed a small fry. These doctors know that by limiting them, it leads to binging.
 

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Amberlynn has also claimed in the past that diet plans that allow her to eat fast food "lead to bingeeeeen" and she doesn't feel comfortable with diets that allow her fast food because it's UNHULTHY, soooo

Everything leads to binging for someone like her, she claims. Everything. She just doesn't say it all at once. Whatever she happens to be doing at the time? That's what makes her binge; she needs to try something else. Once she starts something else and fails she claims it made her binge and she needs to try this other thing instead (that she already tried previously and quit because she claimed it made her binge).

We've been through this crap so many times. The only thing that doesn't make her binge, according to her, is eating whatever and whenever she wants. That's what she said two videos ago (ER update) that she's been doing and she claims she's not binging at all wow wow wow it's a miracle!! [Somehow didn't lose any weight tho]

She's a goddamn liar but the point is, regardless of the plan you have to want to do the work. Yes you can do muh moderation and get a small fry but you have to really want to succeed and not use that small fry as an excuse to binge or as an excuse to give up because you CLAIM it made you binge. Some fatties will do the work, some don't. Amberlynn is a Dainty Don't.

She never gives any plan an honest go and when she's tired of pretending she's tryeeeeeeeen she claims [plan] is making her binge and she's going to try something else. She knows what works boo boo. Then it starts over again and she runs the same scam with whatever the new diet plan is. She is going to die very young.
 

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The nutrition Queen is in a low cal/low carb diet and pick a snack shit tiny bar of 280 cal with 30gr carbs (Keto people got the joke).
Poor Hamber... has no idea why her diets do not work... we wonder why... tsc tsc
280cal??? Jesus Christ, I'm about to be mad on the internet, and I know in general those protein bars are better calories spent on real food, but that's a whole serve of meatballs without pasta, some japanese curry without rice, soup, stir fry, veggie lasagne... I would never pick some shitty bar over something that looks like an actual meal, even if she hates cooking there are fucking frozen meals better than that. I'm astonished that she would spend what is almost a quarter of my daily fucking intake on a protein bar.
 

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But Optivia had a detailed eating out guidebook with countless options from hundreds of her favorite shitty chain and fast food restaurants on it...

It's only a matter of time before AL freaks out about her 8lb a month plan having too little food. Oh who are we kidding... She already has. We just haven't seen the video yet.
No, Amber has self control, the problem isn't too little food, the problem is 800-900 calories a day will cause her to starve to death in mere days.

I mean-- and I'm no mathematician--400 excess pounds of body fat equates to about 1.4 MILLION stored calories that her starved body could call on. You know. In case of a calorie deficit or something.

Amber does save her income, see. She first converts it to food and stores the food in her body. Accountants call this a non-financial asset.
 

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280cal??? Jesus Christ, I'm about to be mad on the internet, and I know in general those protein bars are better calories spent on real food, but that's a whole serve of meatballs without pasta, some japanese curry without rice, soup, stir fry, veggie lasagne... I would never pick some shitty bar over something that looks like an actual meal, even if she hates cooking there are fucking frozen meals better than that. I'm astonished that she would spend what is almost a quarter of my daily fucking intake on a protein bar.
If she added a glass of 2% tard cum, the calories would make it a whole meal for a healthy-sized human her age. It alone has more calories than an actual Snickers bar.
 

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I mean-- and I'm no mathematician--400 excess pounds of body fat equates to about 1.4 MILLION stored calories that her starved body could call on. You know. In case of a calorie deficit or something.
We could stash this bitch away in a cave for the winter and she'd still come out obese.
 

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I do believe the dietitian said stuff like that. (and that past dietitians have approached it in a similar way)

I mean, think about it: you've got this fucking loon of a woman in front of you that has no fucking idea how food works, she has no normal relationship with it whatsoever. What do you do? You try to first make her get used to 'getting sick' of stuff like normal people do. And you try to make her understand that normal life sometimes has inconveniences and thus a quick 'on the go'-meal, but that you're supposed to moderate it. Her mind is fucking nuts, so I can totally understand a doctor trying to break her out of being a fucking nutcase about food as a first step in their plan, while also slowly starting up a little moderation and weight loss. She's never going to get anywhere if she keeps being exceptional and uninformed in relation to real life and food. A doctor will see that she has no intellectual base to understand any other plan yet. He has to 'break her in'.

Now,besides that. I definitely believe that Amber still doesn't understand at all what is being said to her. She's just too dumb. So she'll understand it wrong, sometimes purposefully, but also accidentally because her mind doesn't fucking 'get' food or foodlogic at all. She's too far gone.

I really feel for doctors and people like that, having to work with idiots who are incapable of information processing, even when you make everything like sesame street. I wonder how fast he'll get sick of her treatment reluctance.
 

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Amberlynn is not especially intelligent and she is emotionally immature, but she is not a nutcase nor is she re.tarded. She is manipulative and a glutton. She knows exactly how food works. If you want to see true retar.dation in action check out the Slatons. They are truly too dumb to understand dieting.

The reason she keeps ending up on these non-diets given to her by professionals is that they keep assuming she's too dumb or crazy to be put on an actual diet so they baby her. That too is probably by her design.
 

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Amberlynn is not especially intelligent and she is emotionally immature, but she is not a nutcase nor is she re.tarded. She is manipulative and a glutton. She knows exactly how food works. If you want to see true retar.dation in action check out the Slatons. They are truly too dumb to understand dieting.

The reason she keeps ending up on these non-diets given to her by professionals is that they keep assuming she's too dumb or crazy to be put on an actual diet so they baby her. That too is probably by her design.
She does not follow any of the diets. She bends the rules to eat whatever she wants. After gaining weight, she blames the diet for allowing it. If diet allows fast food, it is diet's fault that she gets 2000kcal at McDonald's or Subway. She does not even do it in a way that can be blamed on confusion. If this doctor gave her roasted nuts or beans as an example of healthy snacks, she would say he told her to eat Corn Nuts and jelly beans. She would then blame the doc for encouraging unhealthy foods after she "binged" on them.

This dainty queen of moderation is gaining near 600 pounds. She needs thousands and thousands of kcal per day to do that. No doctor or anyone else is signing off on this. She is looking for "loopholes" so she can fill her pie hole.
 
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^^Agreed. A person who doesn't have to willpower not to eat themselves to 600lbs, doesn't have it to go to a fast food spot, buy food then only eat half of it or the food in some modified (bun-less) manner. Why even go there, at all?

This isn't a person looking to change their life and do what's necessary, this is a person looking for any excuse, any loophole, to engage in the same behavior they normally engage in. Nothing has changed. She's using the same excuses, using the doctor as a scapegoat for poor choices. Anyone who thinks she's serious is a fool. She needs to grow up (obviously), but right now, she's not even trying. At least some people try to genuinely quit drugs, smoking, whatever, even if they fail..at some point, there was an earnest attempt. Crackheads try to stop, and it becomes to much and they get drugs. They don't go to their drug spot like, 'I'm just going to buy weed, hehe, and maybe garnish it with crack. My sponsor says it's okay!' This isn't even an earnest attempt that she'll fail at. I could at least respect if she tried and failed, than to do this.
 

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Amberlynn is not especially intelligent and she is emotionally immature, but she is not a nutcase nor is she re.tarded. She is manipulative and a glutton. She knows exactly how food works. If you want to see true retar.dation in action check out the Slatons. They are truly too dumb to understand dieting.

The reason she keeps ending up on these non-diets given to her by professionals is that they keep assuming she's too dumb or crazy to be put on an actual diet so they baby her. That too is probably by her design.
Well, lezbereal, she is pretty fucking dumb. It doesn't take a high IQ to me a manipulative narcissist. I think this particular doctor is simply testing the waters with her. He gave her something absolutely reasonable and would work if she stuck to it. I think the idea is to gauge the progress at the two week visit to see how serious she is and to see if there are other tactics that need to be employed.

However, I firmly believe that she went back to that two week appointment (I know :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:) and she hadn't made a bit of progress and likely had gained. Her doctor told her the facts and may have even fired her as a patient because she's a fucking waste of time know it all. I'm sure in that part of KY there are plenty of whales in the sea and he doesn't need her money or attitude.
 

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I actually think saying you can't eat fast food on a diet is too general of a statement and isn't entirely correct.
I actually kind of agree with this, with someone like her. She compares herself to an alcoholic, you do have to eat, blahblah, yeah you have to drink too--just not alcohol. But the thing is, telling someone like that that they cant ever drink again, if they arent WANTING to never drink again, or eat fast food again, they will fail, look for ways to cheat, or just flat out sneak the food. The goal would be to re-teach them to do this in moderation, with alcohol it's probably less feasible since once you start drinking your inhibitions lower and it's easy to fall into the cycle of binge drinking or whatever--but with food you arent getting drunk, you arent getting high or having fun or whatever, it is reasonable to think you could use therapy or something to get this person back to a point where they can eat fast food with their friends or eat out, whatever, and not slide into binge eating--just eat one meal, maybe not all of it, and then keep track of that. Dont think of it as a "cheat day" or a "treat" because that's how you break your diet; just think of it like everyone else does, a regular meal you have every now and then, and account for it, but you arent having it all the time, even once a week is getting to be too much. Like Im sure there are "functional" alcoholics, and you wouldnt even necessarily know, because they can allow themselves to have a single beer after working in the yard or whatever, and if they regulate it and dont just start pounding beers, they can keep it in check.
 
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No WL Surgeon gave her this diet. Period. For one simple reason.

The Surgeon doesn't help you figure out a diet. There is a dietician for that. Except Hamber never mentioned a her..just a -him-.

Certainly a WL Surgeon could have given her sound advice, but it isn't his place to plan out a meal schedule etc with her. Furthermore, no one would do any of this with out blood work because of her diabetes. Which she keeps claiming she doesn't have, but they'd need to test for, which would confirm it, and then they'd need to make sure she goes on a diet that won't lead to diabetic complications come any form of surgery.

So I suspect she just had Becky push her in a bariatric wheelchair in, got told bad news, and waddled out in a huff and needed cheesecake factory to soothe her self as she made up this story.
 
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