My New Diet Plan | Grocery Haul 7/15/19 - Day 1 Amberlynn..

Whatthefuck

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No WL Surgeon gave her this diet. Period. For one simple reason.

The Surgeon doesn't help you figure out a diet. There is a dietician for that. Except Hamber never mentioned a her..just a -him-.

Certainly a WL Surgeon could have given her sound advice, but it isn't his place to plan out a meal schedule etc with her. Furthermore, no one would do any of this with out blood work because of her diabetes. Which she keeps claiming she doesn't have, but they'd need to test for, which would confirm it, and then they'd need to make sure she goes on a diet that won't lead to diabetic complications come any form of surgery.

So I suspect she just had Becky push her in a bariatric wheelchair in, got told bad news, and waddled out in a huff and needed cheesecake factory to soothe her self as she made up this story.
Now what I will say is that I believe she was told she was not a candidate for weight loss surgery because she's fucking not. I think she twisted that into this bizarre narrative that she'll lose weight faster without surgery to save face. If she were a candidate, they would require her to lose a bit and get some therapy and then she would get the surgery. She's not seeing anyone at the clinic as far as therapy goes which is odd considering this is supposed to be a weightloss clinic so they'd likely have a therapist and dietician on staff. It just all seems odd.

Perhaps she went for a consultation. She was told try this for a couple of weeks and we'll go from there. Now, she's hella stupid so it's also possible that she was told that in order to go forward she needs to prove that she's capable of doing something even this simple. I personally don't think she can so I don't see this weight loss situation still being pursued. Her time line is deliberately fucked up and you and I and Jesus Christ himself know that if she was losing weight she'd be crowing about it on at least one of her SM platforms. We all know how this goes.
 

Bitchinista

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tbh she strikes me as the type who bursts into blubbery tears anytime they have to speak to an adult.
She has said before that she tries to make stupid jokes when talking to doctors, especially about her weight, so I imagine she sits there and giggles incessantly at nonexistent jokes and generally makes a mockery of her very serious situation. She needs to realize that doctors, especially WL doctors, have seen it all. Very few things gross them out or shock them and even if it does, if they are good doctors they won't let it show and will genuinely be interested in helping their patients. She needs to drop the giggly airhead bit and be honest and real with the professionals who are trained to help.
 

Whatthefuck

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She has said before that she tries to make stupid jokes when talking to doctors, especially about her weight, so I imagine she sits there and giggles incessantly at nonexistent jokes and generally makes a mockery of her very serious situation. She needs to realize that doctors, especially WL doctors, have seen it all. Very few things gross them out or shock them and even if it does, if they are good doctors they won't let it show and will genuinely be interested in helping their patients. She needs to drop the giggly airhead bit and be honest and real with the professionals who are trained to help.
That's likely why the doctor turned to Becks to give the scale instruction. Even though Becks is an exceptional individual with the cognitive development of a slug she can remain composed and speak to humans without being a giggly disaster.
 

Billie Ross

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That's likely why the doctor turned to Becks to give the scale instruction. Even though Becks is an exceptional individual with the cognitive development of a slug she can remain composed and speak to humans without being a giggly disaster.
Yeah, instead of giggling she cries... I still wonder what made her cry (first after the ER and now), but once they got home after the "usual" eating out and new tee she was happy again talking about Xmen .
Thumb don't want Hambeast to die, but she also doesn't want anything to change, so she was clearly relaxed that things were back to normal : aygs, plastic bacon, frozen tv dinners, protein bars, turkey burgers, chicken sausages, frozen/canned veggies and no more weigh ins ever again.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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There literally is footage of her in there. Do you think she walked into some random clinic and started filming or what?

She didn't get to see those other professionals because she didn't qualify for their bariatric surgery program. She's not going to get to see those specialists if there's no one to bill. The "doctor" is doing the equivalent of throwing her the occasional pity fuck when he tells her to come in every once in a while for weigh-ins. At the very least he'll want to do a trial run with her before he even bothers trying to set up billing for her to utilize all the services they offer.
 

ADHD

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She has said before that she tries to make stupid jokes when talking to doctors, especially about her weight, so I imagine she sits there and giggles incessantly at nonexistent jokes and generally makes a mockery of her very serious situation. She needs to realize that doctors, especially WL doctors, have seen it all. Very few things gross them out or shock them and even if it does, if they are good doctors they won't let it show and will genuinely be interested in helping their patients. She needs to drop the giggly airhead bit and be honest and real with the professionals who are trained to help.
She'll drop the giggly airhead act once she starts encountering doctors who are her age or younger. Once that happens, she'll dismiss anything they say that she doesn't like with "well they're too young to know what they're talking about".
 

DubbleBubble

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I stopped giving a shit for a few days and come back to some interesting video titles. So given the timeline and all, has this new diet plan already failed yet, or is she still pretending. It doesnt sound like anything new, just more of the same excuses and obvious intent to game whatever system she thinks she can so she never has to change.
 
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