MY NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN - aww shit here we go again, 08/07/2020

[Hamberlard Raid]

ARCHIVE: MY NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!!!
AUGUST 7, 2020

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEECAP

• HEY GUYZ
• GOOD LIGHTEEN
• luv the shower curtin
• disclaimer: woke up recent
• sharing weight
• losing weight
• weight loss plan
• bin on journee since 11!!!!!!!
• first diet at 11, weight watchers
• 11/12 EXCUSE ME
• WHEEZE
• social worker
• muh foster care
• im 29
• started youtube in a JOURNEY
• "i dont care about your weight loss until you are 2013 skinny"
• EVERYONE YO-YOS
• SKINNY PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT 2
• i am shkrutineyez
• muh 572.4
• muh starting point
• NEED TO CHANGE
• changed in OCt 2019, it clicked
• intuitive eateen CLICKED
• watcheen porshuns
• down 88 pounds
• binjizz is 4000 calories
• no binging = deficit
• weight loss was coming out
• almost lost 100 pounds, now you need to put effort in
• no weight loss in the past 2 months
• sitting in this like
• AREA
• I HAVE CANCER!!!!!!!!!
• PEOPLE DIED!!!!!!!
• I MOVED!!!!!!
• MOMMA METH VISITED!!!!!!!
• I NEED STRUCTURE
• counteen calories and ww do not work
• i love ww, but it doesnt work
• i am on contract
• NOT STICKING
• she is failing by the second meal
• we never look at psychology!!!
• you plebians are not masters of psychology
• I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
• this app helped me
• focuses on psychology
• costs money
• totally worth it
• DO NOT DOWNGRADE ME
• the app is called noom
• YOU ARE GOING TO HATE
• not spon
• downloaded the app yesterday
• queshunair
• they new me as a person
• gave mi an 8 month plan
• talk to a coach every day!
• optavia who
• i need PSYCHOLOGY
• teach you using colours
• they THOROUGHLY believe in weighing everyday
• do not become scale obsessed
• you can do a 2 week trial for free
• BUT I AM RICh
• so i pay
• today is day 2
• LEARN PSYCHOLOGY
• why are you fat?
• I GOT EVERY SINGLE QUESTION RIGHT
• psychology queen <3 YDHB is fucking quaking
• they gave me 2400 calories to eat!!!!
• THIS APP KNOWS WHAT IS UP
• the coach is chosen for her
• she messaged her!
• dietition pt.2
• 485.2
• weigh in NAKED
• NO VIDEO
• lowest weight of her journey!
• i can be 400 elbees in 8 months!!
• FUCK YOU BYE

 

[Aldora]

Is she going to cut a leg off?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Dumping Becky?

 

[Floppy Baby]

Has she always had no eyebrows or is it just the lighting?

 

[Assman]

Could it be the same plan as always? Ignore all medical advice, don't count calories, and claim that mukbangs can be part of intuitive eating?

 

[Xenomorph]

Shut up, Amber. Looking bald and pale there, sis.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

None of the fats have eyebrows or much hair either, really.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Curvycaloriies 2.0 electric buggalo.

 

[Floppy Baby]

TL;DR she's doing Noom now, which I guess is like Weight Watchers but with more focus on weight-loss psychology. Let's see how long our Queen of Self Reflection will stick with it.

 

[Xenomorph]

TL;DR she's doing Noom now, which I guess is like Weight Watchers but with more focus on weight-loss psychology. Let's see how long our Queen of Self Reflection will stick with it.

She did that shit back in the Florida days..

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Welcome to the new plan, same as the old plan: none, because why change anything when it takes effort?

 

[Noom Boom]

Alright, bets anyone? I'll put 5 asspats on 3 days or less.

 

[Fandom Trash]

I can't believe there's one in her size.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Ladies and Gentlemen - ALR has a new weightloss plan - and this time it is not a con!!

 

[inquizadoor]

Back to churning out videos every day? I guess the first bill for that bed came in.

Can't wait for Sundays video where she tells us the diet is over but its only bc you can't go on a diet right after such a huge and dangerous surgery you guise. Its okay tho bc she knows what works for her.

 

[Red Mask]

A new weight loss “plan” that will last all of two days before she does a BK Mukbang.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Kicking off a new phase 1 . AGAIN

 

[knobslobbin]

Mookbongs by wed.

 

[MarvelousMess]

She’s totally trying to pull in new viewers too because a lot of this is crap we have heard 10000000000 times before

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Her shower curtain looks like she was eye-fucking herself in the mirror, then sneezed & sharted all over it.