My personal lolcows - Want to write a thread about this.

[TheghostofAlfred]

Damn it this is boring.
J as I'll call him for now hasn't offed himself is partying like crazy. And supposed to be declaring bankruptcy. K. My friend is trying to pull a gay ops on him because she thinks i want to steal her man.

K. Is rich but insidiously jealous of me.
J. Is pyschopathic.

I'm just sitting in the background eating popcorn.

I know this is gonna back fire but damn this is lulz worthy.

 

[Clop]

Not even lurking can save you.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

I forgot to mention there was some other gay ops done with sock puppets pretending to be me in the past.

It seems like my friends want me back with this pyschopathic creep. I'm loling because yes I was healthier but miserable in fear for my life.

But ill update if any tard cum produces.

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

can you explain in detail what youre talking about?

 

[No Exit]

You make a lot of really dumb threads. I hope you're actually this stupid on purpose, you dumb nigger.

There's literally a thread pinned for this shit.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

can you explain in detail what youre talking about?

My crazy pyscho friends sock puppet to badger my crazy pyscho ex into getting back with me because reasons. Basically since july not a week goes by w/o some gay ops popping up.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Wow your life is so exciting and filled with interesting characters!

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

My crazy pyscho friends sock puppet to badger my crazy pyscho ex into getting back with me because reasons. Basically since july not a week goes by w/o some gay ops popping up.

thats not very descriptive and why is your ex a “pyscho”

 

[Coke Pope]

can you explain in detail what youre talking about?

No, he can't.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

thats not very descriptive and why is your ex a “pyscho”

J. Had a fondness for burning skin with a straight concentrated pepper concentrate that was odorless and tastless. Lovingly he called it "satans blood". Also he told me in detail how he straight up stalks this one person. How he's driven by demons.

Basically thats all my memory will allow me to remember. J. Revels in control and takes everything to extreme. I think my friends are doing it because underneath J's tyranny they thought I was improving because I lost weight. Got better looking. And when he left i sort of reverted. I feigned grief but that was because I thought that is what j expected not really because I felt that way. I remember being hit in the head because I acted in a way he saw fit. So most of my reactions then were this is how I should react if I don't want to be beat.

 

[Wendy Carter]

I still can't decide on whether you're the most retarded active user on the entire site or a troll so excellent you're literally indistinguishable from a retard.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

I still can't decide on whether you're the most exceptional active user on the entire site or a troll so excellent you're literally indistinguishable from an exceptional individual.

Your gonna have to go with the later...I'm very exceptional. Super exceptional.

 

[edboy]

You're my favorite lolcow

 

[MrTroll]

Jesus is my own personal lolcow (and my own personal Jesus).

 

[AeroFanta]

This is some serious schizo posting

 

[MrDegeneratman]

Not your personal army, faggot.

 

[Neko GF]

Kiwi Farms is not your personal blog and it's members are not your friends.

 

[YayLasagna]

I like soda.