Kiwi Farms

A/N: Ok, I confess I wrote this story because I fell in love with Clarisse I think he is a absolute dreamboat. I just want to take Clarisse to meet my parents and be a cute couple forever.


We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Null enters the scene, but whats this? KatsuKitty is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the memes?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said KatsuKitty, giving Null a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
They thought the story was over... but was it...? No.
Here are the next cool adventures!!

--
Meanwhile, back in the future, Null and KatsuKitty were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved wing dang doodles. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

KatsuKitty was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-the horizontal greased-weasel tango flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
--
Today was the day of the big shitposting contest.
The world championship!
Null and AnOminous had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Null won easily.

"I am really proud of you Null! You were amazing!", said KatsuKitty.
"You too AnOminous you were also reasonable. "
"Gosh thanks KatsuKitty" said AnOminous

Null was still practicing shitposting as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the shitposting-ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow.

"Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Null and his pathetic friends. Your all pathetic! "

It was Vordrak!

"What are you doing here Vordrak?" Null said gruffly.
"Why I am here for the contest."
"Wahhhhaa?" said AnOminous and KatsuKitty.
"Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world shitposting medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "
With that Vordrak marched off.

"Vordrak is taking part in the contest! I didn't know he even did it."
"He didn't. He must have learnt over the summer" said Null "But....why?" he then queried quizzically.
"I dont know" said AnOminous ignorantly. He didn't know Null was asking a rectangular question.
"I guess we will find out tomorrow"
With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.

(Fade out)
The next day, Null was nervous.
He was good at shitposting, some would say the best. But was he really the best? The best at shitposting on Earth? Null was about to find out, as the contest started soon.

Null thought back to a few years ago.

Happy times, before all the the troubles with Vordrak got really bad.
Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Null decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up.

Null casually strolled to the Arena while practicing shitposting.
As Null walked out he was surprised to see Vordrak already there!
Vordrak was clearly upto something. Null had to find out what it was!
"What you upto Vordrak?" yelled Null.
"You will never find out!" yelled back Vordrak, who wanted to keep his plan a secret.
Frustrated, Null started practicing shitposting, never taking his eye of Vordrak as he did so.
AnOminous joined them a few minutes later.
"Hi Null!" he said with a sexy wink.
"..and hello.....Vordrak" with a even more sexy blink.
"yes. Hello AnOminous. Good to see your in the contest too. For now"
But before AnOminous could hear what villain had said, it was time to start!

They walked to the start line, and bent down ready. (A/N - but not for THAT. You have a really dirty mind!)
The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like
'Go Null Go Null Go Null'
or
'Go Go Go Vordrak your the best!'

The starter pulled their ak-47 out and got ready to fire.
AnOminous, Vordrak and Null all waited with anticipation.
3
AnOminous started breathing heavily
2
Vordrak tensed. Ready to go.
1
Nulls skin glowed sexily with excitement
0.
BANG!
The starter fired the ak-47.....at ANOMINOUS!


ANOMINOUS COLLAPSED instantly. Vordrak started shitpostinging, laughing manically as he did so.

Null was in shock, and raced over to AnOminous.
"He shot you!" but why?
"Owww...I am shot bad"
The starter stared at their weapon.
"I didn't mean too...my ak-47 acted weird!"
Null looked at the ak-47.
Using his famous forensic skills, Null made a deduction.
"Yes....this ak-47 clearly has been sabotaged to shot at AnOminous."
"Typical" said AnOminous.
"What now?" said Null.
"You have to go on" said AnOminous, still bleeding.

But just then the clack-son went off!
It was half time!
Back at the locker room, KatsuKitty and Null were talking. AnOminous had been taken to the hospital.

"How are you ever going to catch up?" said KatsuKitty.

Vordrak was leading when half time went. Nulls time spent seeing to AnOminous had cost him the lead.

"Its not important" said Null.
"Whats important is I know why Vordrak wants to win the World Championship Shitpostinging contest. Its the prize."
"hu" said KatsuKitty
"I did some research and its really the memes! If he wins the contest they will give him it and there will be nothing we can do to stop him"
"omg"
"Also he was the one that sabotaged the poor AnOminous!"
"poor AnOminous "
"yes poor AnOminous "
"The contest doesn't matter any more, we must get that memes by winning the contest!'
"But how? How are we going to win"
"I have a plan" said Null

Just then the horn sounded. Half time was over, and the final part of the shitpostinging contest had begun!

--
And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Null and KatsuKitty were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said KatsuKitty.
"yes, yes it was" said Null.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Null my irresistibleness".
"I love you too KatsuKitty -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.

When they restarted Null quickly started losing.
(Not intentionally mind, it was because Vordrak was already winning when the contest stopped for the half time break. When the contest resumed, Vordrak thus got a head start at the shitposting and was in the lead)

"Whatever you plan to do you better do it quickly" said KatsuKitty panicking.
"Don't worry, Vordrak is almost in the position for my plan to work.."

Vordrak turned a corner while doing the shitposting..
"NOW!" said Null!

Suddenly, right in front of Vordrak Dynastia appeared!
"Wha..."
Then she started undressing!
"Hay Vordrak, hows things..."
"Wha.aa...ma??"
Vordraks shitposting-ing screeched to a halt.
"Its hot in this stadium in front of all these people isn't it?"
Dynastia took her top off. She wiggled her cans at Vordrak, her cornflower blue bra barely containing them.In fact, it didn't and they popped out right into Vordraks face
Vordrak stopped completely, noticeably sweating and swaying back and forward.
"Hay hot stuff" Dynastia winked at Vordrak.
Vordrak fainted.

With that, Null calmly overtook the unconscious Vordrak.
"Wow! that worked great" said KatsuKitty
"Indeed, I knew Vordraks one weakness was the ladies"
"That's right....I cant resist them....they make me all wibbly wobbly inside" said Vordrak getting up but still dazed.

It was too late though Null had just passed the finishing line, winning the shitposting-ing contest!

The crowd went wild, Null took a bow.
Dynastia And Bearycool danced around Null cheering.

"The memes is safe now! " said Null.
"Till next year at least.....that's the next time this yearly contest is!"

-The End

TO BE CONTINUED