My Sister is Pregnant. It's a Girl! Please Deposit Name Suggestions Here. - Both troll & in-earnest suggestions welcome & encouraged. Especially troll.

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm gonna be an Auntie Ratchet! My sister is not a kiwi, but she's a big fan. She & her husband are compiling a list of baby name suggestions for consideration. I thought I would reach out to all of you for some creative or unironic inspiration.

No rules, no conditions. Be as sincere or as horrorshow as you're compelled to be. They will give their undivided attention to each & every name.

Please help me help my sister name my future neice?

 

[The biggest iron]

Christine

 

[Judge Holden]

Well its obvious is it not?

 

[Jmz_33]

Broken Condom.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Plebbit

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Don't misgender the unborn, bigot!
I've always like Maeve and variants there of

 

[EasyPeasy]

Just name it Halfanigger and be done with it.

 

[Rokko]

Year2k19baby (2k20 if necessary)

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Tugboat

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Vampirella

 

[UW 411]

Clank.

 

[Judge Holden]

Brianna

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tammy
Lindsay
Tila
Emily
June
Blaire
Brianna
Zinnia
Sophie
Laura
Zoe/Chelsea
Jazz
Theryn

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

Crystal.

 

[Judge Holden]

Cummy

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Tiara-De BeBe (if girl)

Joshua Moon (if boy)

-or-

Julay (if gorl)

Nole (if dangily bits)

 

[HG 400]

Name it Dynastia or I will dox you and ruin your life.

 

[Dysnomia]

Well since xir may identify as any one of the 10,000 genders I think it's important to make the pre-deadname years as easy as possible. Robin is a good unisex name. But you can always go with something really ambiguous like Pat or Chris. That way it isn't short for anything and xir can fill in the blanks when xe gets older and chooses a gender and/or genders.

 

[Ma Wang]

Rosé Chu [surname]

 

[Big Nasty]

Boa Constrictor