my turkey was stolen

[Just A Butt]

i know it was one of you dicks, fess up

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

It was @Just A Butt

 

[Marissa Moira]

Looks like you were the turkey all along

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

gobble gobble mofo...

 

[R00T]

This is why you get a tofurkey. No one would dare try to steal my Thanksgiving meal.

 

[Just A Butt]

give it back you nerds

 

[Rotollo 2]

No

 

[What the shit]

No

Now you're just being a big meanie.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Hey guys I found this delicious turkey in the lobby and shared it with everyone. It was so good, I wonder who left it there though?

 

[Secret Messages]

ahahahaha newfags are still buying turkeys at these rates, when will they realize they've been priced out?

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

It was me and you deserved it

 

[Idaho Battle Barn]

Very sorry. I needed bait to put under my cardboard-and-stick trap for when the pesky in-laws come.

 

[mindlessobserver]

ahahahaha newfags are still buying turkeys at these rates, when will they realize they've been priced out?

Look at the filthy plebes having to eat soy based protein loafs. Ahahaha, God bless the great reset putting the peasents back in their place.

 

[stares at error messages]

damb looters. Where was your AR, in the shop?

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

If I'm a chicken, then you're a turkey.