MYSTERY EBAY BOX UNBOXING!!! 12/16 -

clamman

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I couldn't even watch for 3 minutes. The screeching and cackling when she opened the box was too much for my ears. What was so damn funny? At that point, she hadn't even seen what was inside.
I notice a lot of these boring vlogger-esque girls do the same thing where they laugh at nothing to make themselves look "funny and relatable XD" when in reality they have the personality of a damp washcloth
 

theriddler3

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If they actually bought this box, they should be pissed. It looks like someone threw a bunch of useless shit from their junk drawer and an old dollar bin pillow from their closet into that box.

Pitiful that AL thinks that box was personalized for her. It was random junk that doesn't really fit anyone's specific tastes (gift tags and Highlights stickers? Really??) and the most generic "girly" items off the summer 2016 clearance shelf from Target. She must not leave the house much if she doesn't realize how incredibly impersonal those items are.

Edit: this is the first time I feel a little bad for Becky. She looks very worn and AL is doing her best to push her buttons while filming.
 
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Why fix your cat or buy batteries for a scale when you can dump 30 dollars on a box of chintz and stickers and call it a dream?

Not just $30. $30 with about $7 for shipping plus another mystery box that cost $50 (plus $8 shipping) that has gone AWOL. $95 on mystery crap.

That’s -

€80.85
£71.32
AUD124.18
NZD135.83
ZAR1,244.41
NOK796.57
ISK10,020
HKD742.05
SGD128.09

Also, not sure if I misheard, but she says she ordered two boxes so they could open them together and that ‘her’ one, the $50 one, was payment processed but the listing was gone. The seller has reassured her that it will get to her but that’s why they only have one box.

If the (obviously the more expensive one, gorl, treat yo’self!) missing one was AL’s, then that implies that the $30 one was Becky’s, right? One each to open. Oh hell no! This is a dream for AL, can’t have anyone else benefitting from it, this box is her’s too. It’s been personalised for her. She’s got a YouTube channel! The seller has totally watched it. It’s alllllllll for Amberlynn!

Except for that token rainbow bracelet, bay-beeeeeee. You can have that. All hail the generosity of AL.

The look on her face when Becky opened one of the wrapped presents was that of a spoilt child who so didn’t want to share. AL loves the wrapped ones, how dare Becky open it?

Becky is so tired of her shit, she yawned her way through this one.

:powerlevel:Apologies for rambling. I am sick. Unlike AL though, I should be okay in a day or two because I’m not 500el-bee with underlying, untreated medical issues.:powerlevel:
 

SpokesBottom

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“I mentioned I have a YouTube channel” angling for free things in exchange for ‘promo’ I see. I’m surprised she hasn’t done it sooner

Her getting sponsorships would be amazing, because one of her favorite things about her own Youtube is how "raw and real" it is, but I guarantee she'd turn into one of those bottom-feeding Youtubers who say and do whatever a company asks just because they give her free stuff

It could be hydrochrloric acid and she'd go on for ten minutes about how she "uses it all the time on her face" and "works great." She'd sabotage herself ten times quicker with the amount of crap she'd advertise people
 

Octomet

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Not just $30. $30 with about $7 for shipping plus another mystery box that cost $50 (plus $8 shipping) that has gone AWOL. $95 on mystery crap.

That’s -

€80.85
£71.32
AUD124.18
NZD135.83
ZAR1,244.41
NOK796.57
ISK10,020
HKD742.05
SGD128.09

Also, not sure if I misheard, but she says she ordered two boxes so they could open them together and that ‘her’ one, the $50 one, was payment processed but the listing was gone. The seller has reassured her that it will get to her but that’s why they only have one box.

If the (obviously the more expensive one, gorl, treat yo’self!) missing one was AL’s, then that implies that the $30 one was Becky’s, right? One each to open. Oh hell no! This is a dream for AL, can’t have anyone else benefitting from it, this box is her’s too. It’s been personalised for her. She’s got a YouTube channel! The seller has totally watched it. It’s alllllllll for Amberlynn!
Wait, so what mystery box did she impatiently open on younow recently? Was that a third one or the $50 one that went "missing"?
 

SpokesBottom

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Her business email is adorable. I forgot where I had read it or who told me, but I remember in HS I was explicitly learned that for resumes and anything similar to that, your business email has a higher chance of being taken seriously if it comes from an @gmail.com address, and not something outdated like @aol or @yahoo.

Technically it would be even better if she used her own business address, but since she's not an indie website and YouTube is her business it would have actually worked out. If she cared enough to take that opportunity
 
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