MysteryWoman/First Son of the Falcon date of return betting pool - The uncrowned King of autism will make his return - but when?

[PrincessHomura]

Anyone who's followed the bizarre MysteryWoman saga was thrown for a loop yesterday when, after the person had been blown up as a fake, started posting autistic rants that would make both KoP and BSV blush.

Explaining how their master plan had succeeded, this is how the LARPing dutch whore turned autistic falcon promised that there would be more to come.

Spoiler: Autistic rants

At the very end of this mysterious bird's tirade, we were greeted by this declaration of separation:

As we all know, there's no chance this person will be able to stay away from us and the attention they so desperately crave, so here's the betting pool where people can bet how long it will take before we see this majestic bird soar through our Kiwi skies, dropping nuggets of poop all over the DSP boards, again.

Cast your votes in the poll, and let's have a discussion about when this living exemplification of "lol, calm down" will pester us with their unwelcome presence once more.

 

[Endir]

The Falcon will bide its time for at least a fortnight then return and spread its autistic wings in flight towards us.

That's my vote.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I personally don't think they'll last a week. I think Sunday or Monday should be just about when they return to spew more of their ramblings about their Rick & Morty-level genius at us.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

I myself am going to say that MW will be back on monday. They can resist the urges while being smothered by family, or whatever their friends are. Then will return for a while till MH:W is released and then disappear again for a bit to come back triumphant claiming their plan completely worked.

 

[Endir]

Who voted for today? Do you know something we don't?

 

[CryoWuzHere]

He'll probably come back within a month or so
He's busy doing work for his local government

 

[DawnDusk]

Since BSV and KoP are thread-banned from the original thread, I look forward to their thoughts on the matter in this one.

 

[Pursona14]

Who voted for today? Do you know something we don't?

Well when you crave attention, you're gonna want it asap, so today is a good guess.

Spoiler

It wasn't me

 

[Bryan Dunn]

started posting autistic rants that would make both KoP and BSV blush.

The Great Falcon during his take-off!

 

[Vergil]

We're all Fred Fuchs

We are one we are many we are fred fuchs

 

[Near]

We're all fred fuchs is the only right answer in this poll

Just falcon out

 

[NumberingYourState]

I'm Fred Fucksthe Feds.

Plane Degenerate out

 

[Liquid Cup Of Sugar]

I for one welcome our new feathery crusaders. The Sons of the Falcons™ are our only hope!

Eyas out

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

This saga has gotten so incredibly retarded that I'm beginning to suspect that the writers went on strike halfway through it.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Why do they always have stupid names? Sons of Kojima, Kojima World Order, DeadNation, First Son of the Falcon (most retarded yet).

Big Falcon out

 

[HolocaustDenier]

greed is massively strong, silver tongue talker okay

 

[Dr.Chill]

We went from brownies to this

The year of the falcon is upon us!

 

[Sparkletor]

"If you thought the dildo was big news just wait...

Dildo wasn't big news

But it went viral!"

I checked the Reddit and 4Chan when the "news" dropped. Almost every post was "gay, fake, who cares, your retar ded, etc." Falcon may have fooled some kiwis but that's about it. There will be no great earthshattering reveal. Dsp begs for money. Everyone already knows this. More damage was done with 3 days of harvesting than your 2 months of MW role play.

Sparkle falcon out

 

[Tetra]

I guess we're fred fuched.

seinfeld theme plays

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Why do they always have stupid names? Sons of Kojima, Kojima World Order, DeadNation, First Son of the Falcon (most exceptional yet).

Big Falcon out

Spoiler

:autism: