Careercow Mystical Mike -

[Dr. Mario]

I was watching some reprises of a reality show called Ink Master on Spike, last night.
Then this guy shows up. Extremely narcisist and being much of an asshole during the show (even though it seems all of those reality shows are already set by its producers).

Fun Fact: He was eliminated by Moley's brother, Dave Navarro.
Here's his twitter, if you want to check him out better.

 

[theshak]

Wow ...what an asshole...

 

[exball]

Assholes are a dime a dozen.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Assholes are a dime a dozen.

Everyone has an asshole man, it's just that some were born with one on the wrong end of the body, much like this potential lolcow

 

[Saney]

Seems kind of meh, I'm going to have to see more.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Seems kind of meh, I'm going to have to see more.

Ditto. Just seems like another pretentious "artist" type. Can't stand those guys, but it doesn't automatically make them a lolcow.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ditto. Just seems like another pretentious "artist" type. Can't stand those guys, but it doesn't automatically make them a lolcow.

Same, it has to be someone reeeeeaaal special. So unless I see/know more about him, I wouldn't call him one.

 

[Saney]

Same, it has to be someone reeeeeaaal special. So unless I see/know more about him, I wouldn't call him one.

Yeah, if the criteria for lolcow was just "asshole", I would have made a thread for that bitch Karen Traviss a long time ago.
...
Then again, she does have a huge ego, she doesn't work well with others, she fails at logistics and history, she can't take criticism and she has gotten into fights with people on forums. Oh, and she's an asshole.
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Excuse me, I have a thread to start.

 

[theshak]

Assholes are a dime a dozen.

Hes a special kinda asshole lol.

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

I remember this douche. How he stabbed the one female contestant in the back who defended him (I was in the same boat as her at the time) and the tattoo that got him eliminated could've been cool if he actually did more with it.

Then again, if you want to see a good reality TV lolcow, I suggest this episode of Bar Rescue. The O'Face is pretty much Bar Rescue's answer to Amy's Bakery: obnoxious, self-absorbed, no-talent blond wife; no business sense, stubborn owners, shady practices, the wrong people getting fired and the host walking out and not helping these losers.

 

[cluelessly]

Tbh if we're going to dig through Ink Master for lolcows, Kyle or the gay guy showed more actual lolcow behaviour. Kyle actually flipped and tried to assault a judge and the gay guy spent the whole time claiming everyone around him was a homophobe for critiquing his tattoos. Mike was just a douche.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Expected some kind of retarded Magic Mike. Disappointed.

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

Tbh if we're going to dig through Ink Master for lolcows, Kyle or the gay guy showed more actual lolcow behaviour. Kyle actually flipped and tried to assault a judge and the gay guy spent the whole time claiming everyone around him was a homophobe for critiquing his tattoos. Mike was just a douche.

It was amazing (for lack of a better term) what happened to Kyle (as a tattoo fan, I like watching the show).

 

[cluelessly]

I like it for the same reason. And yeah it was nuts. I thought his run would be like Baby's and that he'd come out stronger and get into the final three, but he totally collapsed under pressure.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Who knew the art of putting pictures in your body would attract such assholery and autism?

 

[Le Bateleur]

Expected some kind of retarded Magic Mike. Disappointed.

I was hoping that it would turn out to be Wes Iseli.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I was hoping that it would turn out to be Wes Iseli.

Too much expectation. Didn't Wes quit the Magic stuff, yet?

 

[Le Bateleur]

Too much expectation. Didn't Wes quit the Magic stuff, yet?

He's very much still in the business

 

[Dr. Mario]

He's very much still in the business

Yowza!!1!

 

[Le Bateleur]

Yowza!!1!

I was sad that his promo video didn't feature "the Final Countdown" at any point