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Opticana

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It's a hairy little nigger that sneaks his incredibly long dick under doors to rape your wife/daughter.
Wish I was lying.

He's actualy kinda usefull because he can explain unwanted pregnancies

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Wiki editor is at pain to let us know that his "libidinous desire" is problematic:
In some cases, Kurupi is blamed with the disappearance of young women, supposedly stealing them away to his home in the forest for use in satiating his libidinous desires (rape).
 

Fromtheblackdepths

Welcome to the Ocean bitches.
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You know how the Black Hebrew Israelites claim that they're the real Jews and used to be kangz and all that? What if I went waaaaaay down the rabbit hole and told you that actually, the real black kangz were the Jews all along?

The background to this is that the book of Exodus has Moses fleeing from Egypt when he is (presumably) a young man, but later states that he was eighty years old when he approached Pharoah. So what what was he doing all that time? Why, ruling Ethiopia, of course.

TL;DR - Moses ends up in Ethiopia in the middle of a war. The Ethiopians immediately appoint him commander-in-chief, because he had a "noble countenance", and he later becomes king. This worked out for a while, but the Ethiopians got rid of him once they wised up to the fact that he was too racist to marry an Ethiopian woman. Moses moved on to Midian, and the biblical story picks up again.
I like Ethiopia's various weird Abrahamic Traditions.
 

You Bastard Guy

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Two from the land of fuck-pillows and weeb dreams, relevant to Current Year.

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The monster is called an amabie. It’s a bird-mermaid thing related to illness and epidemics. Of course, it’s everywhere right now. I’ve even seen an amabie mascot costume, so you can look forward to that being the next big fursona fuck-suit thing.

The second is a kuchisake-onna, “slit-mouthed woman.” This is an urban legend. In the story, a woman in a mask approaches a lone school-aged kid on the street. “Do you think I’m pretty?” she asks. Regardless of the kid’s answer, she takes off her mask to reveal the Japanese equivalent of the Glasgow Smile and says, ‘how about now?’ Then she either eats the kid or bites his ears/face/whatever off. Obviously a “don’t talk to strangers” allegory.
 

Mnutu

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Two from the land of fuck-pillows and weeb dreams, relevant to Current Year.

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The monster is called an amabie. It’s a bird-mermaid thing related to illness and epidemics. Of course, it’s everywhere right now. I’ve even seen an amabie mascot costume, so you can look forward to that being the next big fursona fuck-suit thing.

The second is a kuchisake-onna, “slit-mouthed woman.” This is an urban legend. In the story, a woman in a mask approaches a lone school-aged kid on the street. “Do you think I’m pretty?” she asks. Regardless of the kid’s answer, she takes off her mask to reveal the Japanese equivalent of the Glasgow Smile and says, ‘how about now?’ Then she either eats the kid or bites his ears/face/whatever off. Obviously a “don’t talk to strangers” allegory.
Isn’t the trick to say something like “you’re very average”, confusing her just long enough so you can run away.
 

You Bastard Guy

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Isn’t the trick to say something like “you’re very average”, confusing her just long enough so you can run away.
Could be. I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things that varies by the telling.

There’s also—

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The akaname, or “filth-licker.” It goes into dirty bathhouses and bathrooms and does as the name suggests.

I’m going to guess without looking that there is a troon with this fetish, and that it has a Twitter account under that name.
 

Coelacanth

Your local living fossil.
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Could be. I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things that varies by the telling.

There’s also—


The akaname, or “filth-licker.” It goes into dirty bathhouses and bathrooms and does as the name suggests.

I’m going to guess without looking that there is a troon with this fetish, and that it has a Twitter account under that name.
Don't forget Aka Manto - a guy in a cape and a mask who appears when you run out of toilet paper. He asks if you want red or blue paper - if you pick red he tears the skin from your back. If you pick blue, he strangles you.

And if you instead say yellow? He shoves your head into the toilet and drowns you in your own piss.

Let me tell you all about the Goodest Boy of Suffolk.

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Don't be alarmed by his odd appearance. This guy's only aggro if you intend to do some malicious harm to someone else.

There are lots of demon dogs in the UK and nearly all of them are believed to go after sinners and drag them to hell, trailing fire behind them as they go. But the Black Shuck is an exception to the rule. The Black Shuck is seen as a guardian of sorts - there are many tales of people who've caught a glimpse of this guy around Suffolk. Some say he guards graveyards, helping wandering souls to reach the afterlife - others say that he is a guardian of the living who wander into the woods late at night. He protects them from danger and wards off evil spirits.

There's one thing the stories of him escorting the living have in common - nearly all of the people have dogs of their own, or are dog lovers. He's particularly fond of them - and perhaps has a bit of respect for those who take care of their good boys.
 

Clarence

Benevolent Extra Terrestrial
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I notice in many American folklore or tall tales the protagonist dies trying to out do a machine. Paul Bunion goes off after the electric saw is made and beats him, John Henry dies trying to out do the steam drill. Johnny Apple seed, wel actually I'm pretty sure just dies of old age after heading west.
I feel like it subconsciously reflects the death of the old "rugged American individualism in the late 19th century when Industry took control.

I read more into paul Bunion recently. He walked through the south west dragging his hammer and made the Grand Canyon. There was more wack tales about him but I'm half asleep so I'm running a blank.

I remember I got really autistic when I was looking into him during the pandemic. The disney song says he's 63 ax handles high. So let's say your average ax handle runs about 30 inches. So that makes Paul 1890 inches or 157.5 feet tall.
 

Tism the Return

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It's a hairy little nigger that sneaks his incredibly long dick under doors to rape your wife/daughter.
Wish I was lying.

He's actualy kinda usefull because he can explain unwanted pregnancies

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There's a very similar creature in Chilean folklore called the Trauco. It's more of a forest Leprechaun but the rest of the details are pretty similar minus the door bit, it's also used to explain away unwanted pregnancies.
 
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