Law Naked women airdrying vaginas cause high speed police chase before getting rammed off road and tased - Ever seen the phrase 'airdrying vaginas' before? NOW YOU HAVE.

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If this were three NEETs that had gotten kicked out of the house they would have skipped the hygiene step these enterprising women took and gone straight to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament that's gonna change their life around. Then they would get kicked out for the new tournament policies about smelling bad.
 
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I'm sure every guy that saw them (from a distince) had a great day until they saw the fucking news lol.
 
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Air drying vaginas?
Actually, it is vulvas. That's what they were air drying.
The virgina is the elastic, muscular canal with a soft, flexible lining that provides lubrication and sensation. The vagina connects the uterus to the outside world. The vulva and labia form the entrance, and the cervix of the uterus protrudes into the vagina, forming the interior end.
Either way, they are amazing. Having now seen children born.
 
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Air drying vaginas?
Actually, it is vulvas. That's what they were air drying.
The virgina is the elastic, muscular canal with a soft, flexible lining that provides lubrication and sensation. The vagina connects the uterus to the outside world. The vulva and labia form the entrance, and the cervix of the uterus protrudes into the vagina, forming the interior end.
Either way, they are amazing. Having now seen children born.
I'm pretty sure they just wanted to be naked and were high as shit and came up with that excuse? we're all adults here, we know how it works, you really didnt need to go into detail.

As a chick, they are hellspawn. Nothing amazing or fun about them unless you don't have one.
 

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I'm pretty sure they just wanted to be naked and were high as shit and came up with that excuse? we're all adults here, we know how it works, you really didnt need to go into detail.

As a chick, they are hellspawn. Nothing amazing or fun about them unless you don't have one.
Don't stick your dick in the crazy.
And ladies should never clamp their clam on the crazy.
 
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I'm pretty sure they just wanted to be naked and were high as shit and came up with that excuse? we're all adults here, we know how it works, you really didnt need to go into detail.

As a chick, they are hellspawn. Nothing amazing or fun about them unless you don't have one.
"We are all adults here, we know how it works". Oh, I wish I were that optimistic!
The detail is fascinating in strange sort of way. When I studied pathology I got a new respect for it. And almost turned into a teatotal vegan.
The human body is amazing, to my mind. I'm sorry you feel like that about yours. The girls in my life are kinda happy about theirs.
Just suggests everyone is different.
And you may not know, who knows, maybe you do, that when some boys hit puberty and sinapses connect they can be left with knob aching hardons for hours. that end up quite painful.
 
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"We are all adults here, we know how it works". Oh, I wish I were that optimistic!
The detail is fascinating in strange sort of way. When I studied pathology I got a new respect for it. And almost turned into a teatotal vegan.
The human body is amazing, to my mind. I'm sorry you feel like that about yours. The girls in my life are kinda happy about theirs.
Just suggests everyone is different.
And you may not know, who knows, maybe you do, that when some boys hit puberty and sinapses connect they can be left with knob aching hardons for hours. that end up quite painful.
Happy on what grounds because literally every chick I know has had problems and hates how that shit works. Theyre a lot less willing to talk with guys about it unless they're in a relationship with them because its weird to talk about with guys who dont understand.
 
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Happy on what grounds because literally every chick I know has had problems and hates how that shit works. ....
That's a good question. When we've discussed it, and its come up a lot recently, because of Metoo and other stuff like that, I did actually ask. I also observed the convos. I have a sample of five here - but they were all also talking about their other F/Friends and own experiences, but still not great. number. Two are Moms; the rest hope to be. None said they hated it; all said "well, this is how we're made". They acknowledged the inconvenience but said it was nothing huge and that was outweighed by what it could do and what it represented to them (reproduction, pleasure; the cycle of life). They are confident women whove been through a lot and a great people. I did ask if they felt awkward talking about their lady bits but they said no - no more than when they'd asked me about my bits. We often have these convos. So, I think it varies from person to person. I had not intended a flippant comment to go in this direction. But your comment have actually raised a lot of interesting questions. Thanks.
 
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Seems like America has become a giant freak show, with Florida the freak show of the freak show.
 
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