Name the new Hostess Brownies mascot! -

[Rice Is Ready]

Submit your brownie mascot name!

You could win $10,000 in the Name Our Hostess Brownie Contest. Enter today!

nameourhostessbrownie.com

We must get them to name him/her Jeffery Epstein.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I see an encore performance by "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" in the making.

 

[MemeGray]

I vote we name him Wayne Williams

 

[deodorant]

my vote: poopteeth

 

[Marco Fucko]

So many edgy names to potentially use. I guess I'll just stick with OP.

 

[Niggernerd]

Name it stupid nigger faggot

 

[Rand /pol/]

ITT:

"DUDE LOL we should name it Hitler Did Nothing Wrong! Or Nigger! OMG I'M LIKE SO EDGY AND COOL!"

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Again? This is just going to end in disaster, just like every other online poll started by a brand.

 

[Remove Goat]

It's probably going to be called some Mammy-esque name but a "culturally sensitive" version, like Maurice.

Shit, is Maurice even a feminine name?

 

[Judge Holden]

In the name of tradition I nominate something along the lines of "Granny's Brownie Hole"

 

[Mimic]

Brownichu.

Just look at it.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

10,000 dollars OR a year supply of brownies, is this meant to be equal?
Who the fuck would eat 10 grand worth of brownies in a year?

Oh, hi Amber

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Diabeesha

 

[Chaos Theorist]

10,000 dollars OR a year supply of brownies, is this meant to be equal?
Who the fuck would eat 10 grand worth of brownies in a year?

 

[No Exit]

Don't know what to name it but I bet Linkara wants to fuck it.

 

[General Disarray]

Brownie McBrown...face?
Kinda surprised they allow them to still be called "brownies," tbh. As far as who could eat them, I'd donate them to the Wern so he can put them around Spokane to lure in young zoomers.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Her name is Miss Niggy and I'd fuck her moisty nigger cunt

 

[drtoboggan]

Her name is Miss Niggy and I'd fuck her moisty nigger cunt

There's something very wrong with you. I say we name her Patsy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I submitted Stuffy.

 

[Clop]

The site looks suspiciously cheap and poorly made. Then again they might just be incompetent, which isn't a stretch considering they want the fucking Internet to name their mascot.