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Names You Would Give A Baby

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Y2K Baby, Jan 12, 2019 at 4:21 PM.

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  1. If you had a kid, what would you name it. Asking for a friend.
     
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  2. If it's a boy, probably Johnny or Mark. If it's a girl, probably Lisa.
     
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  3. Girl: Kayla

    Boy: Dante
     
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  4. Boy: Francis

    Girl: Marian
     
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  5. Elena or Willow for a girl.
    Diego or Leon for a boy.
     
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  6. Mouthvomit-tier pick.
     
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  7. Y2K
     
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  8. Lily. Or for a boy, Tom.

    I used to love Devina, until Shitrat ruined it.
     
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  9. I'm sure she'd be indoctrinated into identity politics and change her name anyway. Gotta name your baby under the assumption they'll hate their name and you someday because someone online told them to.
    Goodbye Willow, hello [insert name stolen from anime here]
     
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  10. That's redundant.
     
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  11. dont you dox my future childs
     
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  12. Mom for a girl and Dad for a boy to make it easy for my grandkids
     
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  13. Printer Error

    Their entire life is going to be someone looking at their name on a piece of paper and saying "Hold on. We're having issues. I'll be right back."
     
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  14. Boy: Marion

    It was John Wayne's real name and if it's good enough for The Duke it's good enough for some faggot baby who has never starred in The Searchers or Rio Bravo.

    Girl: Marion

    See above explanation.
     
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  15. Red would be pretty awesome for a boy. I don't know if I could help myself.
    1297477176476_ORIGINAL_Super_Portrait.jpg
     
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    #15 Guts Gets Some, Jan 12, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2019 at 5:09 PM
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  16. A mistake
     
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  17. Joshua. Middle name Connor.
     
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  18. I will not dox my future child, Kiwi Farms.
     
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  19. Jermajesty

    edit: wait, maybe Peaches instead.
     
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  20. Bey Z

    Nah, for real something that won't get them picked on like...Mike or Elizabeth.
     
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