Skitzocow Nathan Schleicher - Jesus nut, Stolen Valor Claims he is: 5 Star General, seal team 6 leader, delta force, King David

[Oekaki Hellion]

Facebook profile: https://www.facebook.com/nathan.schleicher.12

Details on this guy are pretty sparse but he just came up on the radar with a recent facebook post. There is only a little content but its extremely laughable. I wasn't sure about what to list him as. Since he goes crazy if confronted about his fake accomplishments, so he is a lulzcow. However I feel extreme mental illness has to be involved so Skitzocow fits best.

This guy posts cryptic bible passage nonsense for the most part and that isn't even enough to warrant a cursory glance. However he recently showed off his numerous military tattoo's and went on to brag about his accomplishments.

Yeah, He claims to be not only a Five star general but also King David. This guys Facebook is full of confrontations with actual service members whom he casually dismisses as ignorant.

He also has a bizarre hobby of posting pictures of his signatures on restaurant receipts and checks. Even while people are trolling him on FB. Not much more to go on. Can't find a whole lot of info on the guy.

 

[DildoGaggins]

Hmmmmm, a lolcow whos obsessed with getting numerous shitty tattoos. Kinda reminds me of a certain trans latina.

 

[The Great Chandler]

The military guy who responded to this shizo seems like a chill guy. Semper Fi.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

The military guy who responded to this shizo seems like a chill guy. Semper Fi.

Yeah a few of them seemed like pretty good guys. I was talking to some other military guys about it. They informed me (as I am not on the up and up with tattoo parlors) apparently there is a deal with tattoo shops that do ink like that getting blackballed by the military community for letting people get this kind of shit to show off.

 

[King_Scrotus]

Hmmmmm, a lolcow whos obsessed with getting numerous shitty tattoos. Kinda reminds me of a certain trans latina.

Excuse me you fucking shitlord that beautiful trans person is LATINX GET YOUR PRONOUNS STRAIT YOU CISSY DONATE TO ME IN REPENTANCE

 

[DildoGaggins]

Excuse me you fucking shitlord that beautiful trans person is LATINX GET YOUR PRONOUNS STRAIT YOU CISSY DONATE TO ME IN REPENTANCE

I'll donate to that chola the day she admits she's a bye product of her mother fucking a potato.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Stolen Valor when

 

[meatslab]

I was reading through his Facebook and there's so much shit to cap! Good lord this guy is a nut. For 20 posts he keeps talk about how he was going to leave Facebook and how everyone is a sexual predator and will "atone for their crimes" lmfao.

Edit: Here's his Youtube with a couple of songs on it that all feature a slideshow of him in the military and posing with random shit. https://www.youtube.com/user/NATHANvonSCHLEICHER

Also there really is too much crazy to cap from his Facebook. Here's a text version of one of his statuses where he rambles about how Facebook is run by communists and he is literally a POW and being raped because of it.

Spoiler: Crazy ass word salad

The continuation of my online absence:

I have been graciously transparent about factual actualities. The information I have disclosed on this communist site called Facebook, which filters real statistics in it's bias agenda, makes Facebook liable not only for the information which I have disclosed here, but also for the sea of crimes that exist against me. If Facebook disagrees with anything I have stated, then Facebook can contact my Facebook profile on which these words are found on if Mark is available to chat. For some reason Facebook won't let me use my legal name, David, which is as common as grass. If my name David is offensive, then I suppose getting around to the name of Jesus will be difficult for many; though I have not spared in using His name in the least here on Facebook.
Many individuals have not only underestimated the factual information which I have disclosed here on my page, but have not regarded that the things which I have detailed are just a broad overview of what was and is; completely disregarding the extensive amount of effort and work that exists along and well beyond the few facts I have clued y'all in on. The things I have disseminated on this timeline are indeed what's what, and are indeed underway and in full swing. My online absence is not to discourage all new believers, many of whom may even still be considered hostile towards me and my men at present, it is simply to not encourage this lawless oppression which is vastly torturous and degrading.
My operational status and work, along with this heinous situation, leaves little room for all the games and festivities many are thoroughly enjoying criminally let alone solid rest. I hope many can take solace in the fact that if God has picked up and used a wretch like me in such ways, there is hope that He indeed can do so for you. What is vastly known is vast, but I will repeat there is extensively more than anyone one of you can imagine. What currently continues, along with what I have been able to accomplish through the Lord God almighty, is shameful enough. When the things which I have disclosed are not only confirmed but mandated, along with the mission and objectives I have put in place fulfilled, there will be a veil of shame covering these dark years in our nations history. How will your name be recorded in the history books? I only have one name without middle or last name, if it held no credibility it shouldn't be a problem changing my Facebook profile to my legal name. We wouldn't be at this point in time in this situation if so many of you criminally depraved have not been consistently wrong in what has led us here, with countless more crimes to go along with countless crimes. I am considered a hostage and a POW, though that has not slowed my operational status and duties which have continued.
My original, masterful, multi faceted work which is countless as well, has been stolen away and plundered, pillaged and raped. Many of you who can't produce such things have had your way doing as you please with what's not yours. I own it entirely and have certainly not released it. I have final say concerning all of my work and in anything that involves me; I am not in the place to even get around to making any such decisions as of yet. I am not saying all exterior efforts will be discarded, I am simply saying get over it if I choose to do so or not. Y'all want cookie cutter crud caked masterpieces, create your own masterpiece and defile it! Don't steal mine in which I had other ideas in its release and for presentation, let alone I had yet to add the finishing touches to much of it. Being what things are at this juncture in time, I am more than willing to work with some of it though I maintain all rights and final say over it all; it is a good exercise for everyone involved in criminally defiling all of my human rights for all of my years, the work I have produced under such severe circumstances will not be the same. I have been brutally transparent while everyone has given me little to no reason to trust anything or anyone but the Lord. This plundering rape has also been committed against every inch of my life and body, against every aspect of my humanity for my entire stay in this "free nation"; where "liberty and justice for all" is supposed to be a way of life.
There is no soldier more decorated than me in the entire history of the U.S.. These medals I possess were earned in ways unknown to most all, certainly not from sitting around. I have had my entire work pillaged and robbed publicly, all of which I have never seen the likes of from anyone in history, let alone anyone that has achieved mastery in so many various arts and aspects of life. I write lecturing while being tortured and oppressed some more, not because my work has saved me (God knows it probably only exasperated things), but because the Lord my God has time and time again delivered me from y'all's deranged and lawless acts of evil; all the while grooming and drawing out all the vast gifts which He has specifically entrusted me for a reason. I have included ministry here on my Facebook as well for anyone who would like to be introduced to the One who can save as He has me, Jesus; my King whom I have been able to do all things through as ANY of you can.
The truth will not only hurt, some of which I have detailed briefly here on this timeline, it will be accompanied with the consequential shame of what's been extensively perpetrated without any remorse. This shame seemed the only resort seeing many desired no change in heart and behavior, eagerly compounding such destructive schemes in dangerous ways. How will history remember your brief existence in this fallen world? Plenty of thoroughly documented, recorded evidence, and detailed accounts will be an historic monument for all of time in regards to all of you yahoos who fancied y'all's selves to know better; all while trying to make a name for your selves the wrong way. We have yet to introduce any of you to the mountain of work most of you were entirely sure did not exist, most assumed if anything maybe an ant pile at most; not the everest beyond the few facts I have made public.
If any of you wish to know what's what, I have detailed all you really need to know at this point on this timeline, and much well beyond what ya'll really needed to know to know better. Read! So many have exhausted themselves trying to disprove the few facts I have made known publicly about myself, not considering how extensive such detailed accounts exist well beyond the few facts I threw out as treats. The plans and vision I have laid out in transparently general terms, is also original, to go along with everything else I detailed in this post that the Lord has fashioned within me. Look and see how tremendous my God is! Look and see what Jesus has produced in me despite my sin and shortcomings, despite these tragically horrific events and outrageously criminal actions which have yet to cease! What makes you think God would be any less for any of you! There is sadly much more to see, of which many of you were sure there was nothing else to see. How much more do we all assume wrongly about the One who created all things Whom forever cannot reveal entirely? What we can see and come to know about Jesus, is that He died gruesomely on a cross so that ANYONE who believes in Him will not be lost but found. These things involving just me will be mandated since so many of you struggle with the raw truth of the matter; many have not even been able to properly handle what is available publicly, which is extensive, let alone the endless crimes which continue.
If my name is going down in history, it had better be with Jesus' name which is far greater. Beyond the good news of salvation in Christ alone, the good news is there is still yet time to take these broken and pillaged pieces to fashion something great together as a people, at this point in history and time. Let us not be remembered as a lawless and corrupt people, hypocritical and ungrateful of God's many blessings before the rest of the world. This won't happen if justice and truth, forgiveness and mercy, along with goodwill and genuine love does not have a place in our society; without such things there is no liberty or freedom. Love doesn't always look like rainbows and sunshine, love looks like Jesus absorbing the righteous wrath of God on our behalf as a sinful people, who knew no sin so that we may be saved from our sin.
The mutilation and genocide of infants called abortion, the most innocent of us all, will be utterly destroyed and outlawed. Such crimes against humanity for excessive profit is not only an outrage, but entirely in contradiction to what this nation once stood for and was founded on. Well beyond sixty million babies have been devoured by this nation since the ruling of Roe vs Wade; one is one to much. Anyone who wants to get in the way of this mission, which I have lawfully enacted, will also be subject to the sea of crimes that exist against me. Aborting abortion is a start in making a better name for ourselves as a nation, it will also allow our society and life to flourish as God intends it to. Abortion is outrageously more heinous than the countless oppressively heinous crimes that exist against me alone. If my vastly productive life could be sacrificed in place of those sixty plus million babies who have been murdered by us, it wouldn't even be a second thought.
I forgive and love you all, we all certainly have our work cut out for us. I however will not settle for anything less than what is detailed here on my Facebook where I can't even put my legal name. I don't owe any of you any of what I have tirelessly contributed, much of which has been shamed in the name of ignorant falsehoods; including these strategies and objectives to facilitate justice for such mass lawlessness, to go along with my plundered life and work. I commit it all to the Lord and leave it in His hands, from whom all things have come to be and have been made possible. I have not done these things for anyones approval; I have done so to survive and to make a positive difference in this fallen world, also so that my Heavenly Father would be proud that He created then saved me. God's approval is vastly more valuable than any and all of human kind combined. The Lord has made His will known and has preserved it against all odds, making it globally available and readily accessible in His book of life, the Bible. Living is much simpler seeking out the Lord's will, as dangerous as it may be. Anyways my online absence is under way once more. I have left a string of posts previous to this one detailing what's what and indeed is underway, if you wish to know what's what and what's underway. Blessings.

Sincerely,
David

Five Star General in command of the U.S. Armed Forces;
Acting commander-in-chief;
U.S. Army, 5th Group Special Forces -- Delta Force;
Former and current SEAL TEAM SIX leader;
Original founder of the Republic Kingdom of Texas;
King David
-Rainbow Six-out-

He also claims in that rambling that his real name is just "David" with no last name or first name. He says "Nathan" is his "slave name".

He talks about his dog Ace all the time. I don't know if he's claiming this puppy was from his military days or what.

What did you say about me you little bitch?

He claims his great great uncle was killed by Hitler.

I noticed he got in a car accident in the beginning of the year. His posts were more normal and coherent before this and a little after the accident.

I'll try to find more out about him later. This guy is like a real life Jace, just way more religious. Good find.

 

[meatslab]

Okay sorry to double post but holy shit I think I might of found his arrest record. On his Facebook he claims to have graduated from Collin County College the same time he was released from Collin County Detention Center.

http://bailbondcity.com/texas/collin-inmate-Schleicher/2015-BK-01930

More arrest records:

http://bailbondcity.com/texas/collin-inmate-Schleicher/2013-BK-15541

Edit: yep, it's him. Here's Mugshots.com with his picture. In his old FB account he says his name has "von" in the middle like his emergency contact, Kurt von Schleicher. I don't know how they're related just yet.

http://www.mugshotsnow.com/tx/60-collin-county/2015-02-08

 

[BILLY MAYS]

http://marriage-divorce-records.mooseroots.com/l/51498898/Nathan-Michael-Schleicher

um what is this, divorce records?

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Stolen Valor when

The 1st amendment gives you the right to lie without the government censoring you.
As long as he doesn't try to use it to get money or other benefits, I don't see how he can be stopped.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act_of_2013

 

[Ol' Slag]

Do we have any kiwi's with medical experience?

I combed this guy's Facebook and while he was pretty out there before the crash, he really lost a grip on reality after. Talking about God tevealing visions to him in Sept and the whole Stolen Valor began after the wreck.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

Do we have any kiwi's with medical experience?

I combed this guy's Facebook and while he was pretty out there before the crash, he really lost a grip on reality after. Talking about God tevealing visions to him in Sept and the whole Stolen Valor began after the wreck.

Hmm possibly injury goofed his temporal lobe so that hes on the frequency and thinks he is receiving revelation from a higher power. I can see that instilling a prophet complex of sorts where he now has titles bequeathed to him by god or whatever. Sort of like what some schizophrenics experience where they perceive hallucinations that issue commands for them to follow. Sort of like when your fat gut sends out a dull ache telling you to eat the last slice of pizza, no one will notice. Except you get the fun of that being narrated by your dead grandma or King Tut rather then a simple tummy feel.

 

[ANDTHEBEAR]

This dude is a legit Rainbow Six operative and a KING? Here I was thinking a Ghost Operator was hot shit.

 

[meatslab]

Yeah it also could be from the pain medication after his accident. If you read the comments especially around September the people he was in the army with and some other friends express their concern for him. So he didn't used to be like this.

Also if Kurt von Schleicher is his father, that dude lives in Dallas and runs a church. So that is probably where he gets a lot of this nonsense from. They don't have any interaction on FB though. The only replies he gets nowadays are two clueless old ladies who think he's just passionate about Jesus.

 

[bacterium]

According to Wikipedia (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schleicher_County,_Texas), Schleicher county was named after Gustav Schleicher, who died in 1879. The county was established in 1901. When Hitler was 12. But hey, Schleicher was a confederate Army veteran.

Oh yeah, also, Schleicher County has a whopping 3500 people. Either go big, or go so small there is hardly a record, Sir!

I don't think I will ever understand schizophrenia, but I'm going to enjoy watching this while it lasts.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I suspect this one is just a sad brain damage.

 

[meatslab]

I suspect this one is just a sad brain damage.

Most likely, but I do think it's hilarious that he legit thinks Taylor Swift is after him for some reason.

 

[bacterium]

Most likely, but I do think it's hilarious that he legit thinks Taylor Swift is after him for some reason.

He could very well have a TBI, but I don't know a ton about that

 

[meatslab]

He could very well have a TBI, but I don't know a ton about that

There's a multitude of things he could have. I'd ask one of his former friends but form the looks of it I don't think they have a clue either.