Skitzocow Nathan Thompson / TheGlobeIsFlat / KeepItFlat / GodsFlatEarth - Flat-Earth YouTuber who harasses schoolchildren, anti-vaxxer, scammer, sexual abuser, arrested for disorderly conduct

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"Space is fake."

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Now that you know his two favorite catchphrases, let's meet our cow. Nathan Edward Thompson is convinced the world is flat, and he wants to convince you too. Instead of calmly and rationally promoting his ideas, he believes in "flat-smacking" people with truth-bombs about the shape of the earth. This normally amounts to him chasing after people and screaming at them while they frantically try to run away from him and his large dog.

When he isn't sperging at people about centuries-disproven theories, he's flipping out at all hours on YouTube about pretty much every conspiracy you can think of. He considers himself a musician and fitness counselor, neither of which he is any good at, yet he still e-begs on Patreon like every other no-talent nutjob on the internet. Despite claiming to be a devout, Bible-believing Christian, Nathan is known to have an addiction to porn and has a history of sexual misconduct toward women.


Flat-Earth Activism

Nathan's activism generally centers around flat-eartherism. When he isn't harassing random people on the street about the Bible saying the earth is flat, he's printing fliers and making YouTube videos on the subject. He considers his outreach efforts "flat-smacking," or delivering powerful flat-earth truths to the dimwitted "globe-heads." What this looks like is a loud crazy person being laughed at and fled from.

Watch Nathan try to flat-smack a NASA employee:


And a random incredulous leftist dude:


And a school:


And someone who definitely isn't a troon:


Thompson details some of his beliefs and the logical leaps he makes in this clip from the documentary Behind the Curve:


This is the flyer he hands out:

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Steroidogenesis

Nathan believes that by working on the connection between body and mind, as well as doing light exercises for thousands of reps, you can induce what he calls "steroidogenesis." While his body did change significantly in the above picture, that can largely be attributed to exercise anorexia, undereating, or meth. Not sure which, perhaps all, of those apply in his case.


Other Conspiracies

Nathan is a 9/11 truther, believes veganism is a "Satanic NWO" diet, and has mentioned being anti-vaxx in addition to numerology and other off-the-wall stances:

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Arrest

Thompson was arrested (a) for disorderly conduct on February 29, 2020 for screaming about - you guessed it - the earth being flat. After chasing a group of women with his dog, Thompson approached an elementary school playground and started yelling at the children. They were quickly ushered away, rendering Thompson mostly unsuccessful. The YouTube video, however, gained some traction and was covered on numerous other channels, including that of fellow lolcows Revenge of the Cis. He was arrested shortly after this incident for disorderly conduct.


His arrest info:

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Relationships

Someone decided to make an entire site (a) dedicated to documenting "Bible thumper" Nathan's true colors.

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Apparently he cheated on his ex-girlfriend, Kayla Zayyad, with a hooker:
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Another ex-girlfriend, Ashlyn Gray, had a falling-out with Nathan in his group:

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Ashlyn claims Nathan emotionally abused her and tried to force himself onto her:


Full video

Screenshots of the messages in the video:

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For a devout Christian, he sure seems like a perv...

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Scamming

The Facebook group (a) he moderates, which he boasts has over 127,000 members, consists mostly of paid-for bot accounts. Nathan also approves posts and comments based on who pays him, not based on merit, and dodges tough questions about flat-earth "science."

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Nathan is often banned from Facebook due to his participation in internet slapfights.

Links

Instagram (a)
Patreon (a)
Facebook (a)
YouTube

I'm sure there's a ton more to be dredged up about this cow and I'll add more as I find it. I highly doubt that was his first arrest, but couldn't find other records.
 
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BoingBoingBoi

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so he's been banned from visiting greenville county schools, which he finds funny. he's so dumb that i suspect he may end up in jail for trespassing on one or more of those schools in the future.

amusingly, he tried to give a flat earth flyer to the cop who served him, apparently forgetting that it was the same cop who caught him at the school for disorderly conduct. definitely a true believer.

 

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He did a livestream today. 'Flat Earth Afterparty' It's a weird set up just him and a group of people talking about flat earth stuff and the bible with the camera set up in the corner. A very sad party.
 

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I knew this dipshit looked familiar.


Click here to skip ahead to his appearance in the video.
> Jesuits

He might be a fan of Crazy Gail
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He just uploaded 2 more videos:

Very stoned/ exceptional person getting kicked off school property by shrill cop.

Continuation of the very sad party. Abysmal singing at 5 mins in. Then an hour of flat earth nonsense and ELOHIM sperging.

*Longer video wouldn't download for me.
 

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KimCoppolaAficionado

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He did a livestream today. 'Flat Earth Afterparty' It's a weird set up just him and a group of people talking about flat earth stuff and the bible with the camera set up in the corner. A very sad party.
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You have to understand, for real FE'rs, this shit is their entire life. They drive away anyone with a quarter of a brain as even the most patient of them eventually get tired of their bullshit as more and more of their life becomes devoted to spreading the TRUTH, until all they have left in their lives is other FE'rs and they just sit in a circle and talk each other into spirals of insanity.
 

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Live streamed himself posting Flat Earth flyers today. It's 15 minutes of him singing in his car and then the last 2 minutes he responds to chats.
 

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Nathan got was drunk and crying on a live stream earlier. TL:biggrin:R He is the best activist but now no one will stop for him in their cars so he can hand out flyers. Corona chan is fake news and he feels sorry for anyone who believes it. Talks about his haydurs and the bible for the rest of the video.
 

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Nathan got was drunk and crying on a live stream earlier. TL:biggrin:R He is the best activist but now no one will stop for him in their cars so he can hand out flyers. Corona chan is fake news and he feels sorry for anyone who believes it. Talks about his haydurs and the bible for the rest of the video.
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Normally I'd say that he's probably going to catch Corona with his attitude, but I don't think he can get close enough to anyone to contract it.
 

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I missed this thread getting posted, but I've been following Thompson for a while, he's fucking hilarious- completely insane, zero self-awareness.

Here's a clip from one of the gf's mentioned above, who leaked this audio of Nathan re-enacting the "Here's Johnny!!" scene from The Shining, while nathan was free-loading at her house, supporting those 'emational abuse' accusations.


Thompson also sincerely believes that his autistic "brain-training" (which seems to be mostly be reciting lists, state capitals, periodic table, etc, while bouncing ping-pong balls) has measurably grown his dick, his shoe size, the circumference of his skull, and made his hair thicker, so he no longer needs to use conditioner. He's got buttloads of completely bizarre beliefs- goofball "alternative medicine" like drinking turpentine, Q-boomer stuff about "the elites harvesting adrenochrome from orphans", pick any random conspiracy theory, and Thompson will be balls-deep in it.


Cow crossover: Nathan white-knights for Owen Benjamin, defending him from a troll (Nathan shows up about 2:45, in the light grey hoody)

But sadly, the feeling isn't mutual... 😭

 

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Possibly Nathan's most astoundingly gullible, dogshit-stupid moment to date- It's about a 40m clip (ends with a Nathan's drunken, teary Nathan, about 2:16:00), but to fully grasp this level of retardation, you really need to see it all.


A bunch of insanely obvious Youtube trolls, wearing duck mascot costumes (because "they were out of COVID hazmat suits", or some dumb shit) convinced Nathan they were Harvard physicists, and that Nathan had convinced them Earth is flat, and they had gone on to prove this experimentally. Even Nathan's FE buddies are smart enough to immediately see that Nathan's being trolled again, but Nathan refuses to accept this, declaring victory for flat earth, even after everyone he knows was telling him these guys are Youtube pranksters. Eventually a drunken Nathan has a sad, tearful realization that he's agullible exceptional individual.

Edit 20/12/2020: The Youtube prank channel "Reckless Ben" has been uploading the series where they convince Nathan that they're Harvard physicists who proved earth is flat (while wearing the bright yellow duck costumes that all reputable physicists are known for)



 
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