Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy - 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame via a Garfield themed restaurant. Also a Volcel who fingers himself for hours and makes out with plushies. Now building a farm “theme park” with no rides

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The other site where one of his articles appeared on is an Indian site as well. I haven't seen either of the two companies he's listed as helping him actually mention it yet.
That’s weird. Why wouldn’t a marketing firm push their client or the internationally famous brands they licensed?

In other news, he posted this which is funny because he appears to have forgotten that he publicly said he fingered himself for an hour in the bathroom. I wonder if he was staring at Garfield while doing it

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It’s really amazing how up his own ass this guy is. He thinks he’s the first person to come up with branded kiddie meals, and wants the whole world to know it.

Ten years ago, this would be another Dilbert Burrito. But now, thanks to the power of Instagram and TikTok, the poor bastard is “famous” just like every other wannabe influencer.
 

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It’s really amazing how up his own ass this guy is. He thinks he’s the first person to come up with branded kiddie meals, and wants the whole world to know it.

Ten years ago, this would be another Dilbert Burrito. But now, thanks to the power of Instagram and TikTok, the poor bastard is “famous” just like every other wannabe influencer.
I’m of the belief that at least some of his follows are purchased. But he also hitched himself to two well known brands and he’s nutty as hell, so there’s got to be some genuine follows too
 

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The other day I was alerted to the existence of a truly surreal individual. And while he's been mentioned on the site a few times, shockingly no proper thread had been written. So with the help of @glossdrop I took it upon myself to compile information.

Let me introduce you to Nathen Mazri, real name Ayman El-Masri, Born in Dubai in 1992, Nathen studied marketing at Concordia University in Quebec before immediately returning to Dubai for work in 2008 where he quickly found positions as either a marketing director or a board member for various businesses. In 2011 he founded the Marketing firm A3 Communications which he allegedly sold in 2013.
While it's just a footnote in the greater picture, A3 is where we see the first issue with Nathen. You see, a quick google search will bring up a company called A3 Communications that is headquartered in Colombia, South Carolina. That is not the same A3, that's a legitimate company. Nathen's A3 communications was in Dubai, and as far as I can tell, no paper trail of it exists outside of Nathen approved resources save for one bare bones LinkedIn page that has a dead link to a potential website.

This page has no posts, no employees, and only 25 followers yet Nathen wants us to believe that this was a highly successful company that he sold within a few years as he proudly states in his LinkedIn bio:

"He finally sold his ad agency A3 Communications with blue chip accounts with ad spendings of $10million yearly at age 24 years old to a prominent young Saudi entrepreneur part of a renowned family known for drilling water in the 1950s."

Nathen would then attempt to be pass on his "business expertise" by publishing the confusingly titled "Arabiolosis" in February 2016.

Surreal Back of Book Description


The book was published by Author House. If you're not familiar with this excellent company, I don't blame you. They're a self publishing firm that works with a "print on demand" business model. Translation? They print vanity books for people who want to pretend that they're interesting enough to have their own book. In fact, despite it being available on both Barnes & Noble and Amazon, even reviews of this book are hard to come by.



It's available on kindle, but I both don't know how to remove that DRM, and I don't want to give him $10. If someone here would like to bite that bullet to see if there's anything exceptional inside, let me know.

So now we have a Dubai marketing firm of questionable existence and a self published vanity book. But that can't be all that makes this guy interesting right? Of course not! Buckle up, because this was just the preface.

Nathen's true call to fame came in 2017 when he opened Garfield Eats. What is Garfield Eats? Why it's truly a brilliant business concept.
Nathen spent who knows how much money to secure the rights to use Garfield, the most relevant comicbook character ever, as the branding for a Uber Eats based fast food restaurant, exclusively in Dubai and Canada. Two regions famous for being the epicenter of the Garfield fandom.

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"But wait!" you say, that restaurant's name isn't Garfield Eats, it's "Love Me, Feed Me, Don't Leave Me." Sorry to burst your bubble, but that tacky, nonsensical comic sans sentence that takes up nearly the entire building face is not the name. It's the tagline! Notice that tiny emblem to the left? Yeah, that's the logo. Why he'd make a novelty restaurant's logo the smallest thing on the building is anyone's guess. But just look at that food! They serve a Garfield shaped pizza!



What the pizza actually looks like
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Yum! Totally not deformed pizza. That bit to the left that looks like a rat gnawed on the crust really sells it.

If that didn't horrify you, this jingle certainly will. Listen at your own risk!

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We've even got a bizarre 18 minute documentary to understand why Nathen is a genius and why Garfield Eats is the greatest concept of all time. Oddly though, this documentary features a different, but equally terrible jingle.

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With all this hype, surely the restaurant is great, right? RIGHT????



Speaking of the food though, let's take a look at the menu.
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As you see, fairly basic. Pizza, spaghetti, salad, and lasagna. Basic Italian restaurant stuff, but to be fair you can't have a Garfield themed eatery without lasagna. Speaking of that Lasagna though

[HEADER]Frozen Lasagna Saga[/HEADER]

Another aspect of the "business model" is selling frozen lasagna directly to consumers in Ontario, and only in Ontario. As you can see here these sell for $17 CAD, roughly $14 USD. A brave soul on twitter ordered this lasagna and the results were utterly terrifying.




Cringe TikTok dance to Garfield Eats Theme
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So Garfield Eats, the "Entergaging" restaurant idea, was an utter failure. Who would have guessed? But don't worry, as hinted in this bizarre 50 questions video, Nathen has a new business idea.

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Ignoring the fact that he's super cringe and trying to seem cool in this video, he mentions a few important things in this video. First is his new company egeez which he glosses over because there's truly nothing to say about it, the others are his father and Scooby-Doo. Let's ignore his father for a moment and look at his new business: Scooby-Doo Eats.
Once again located exclusively in Canada, Scooby-Doo Eats is not a restaurant. This time it's strictly a frozen food brand intended for super markets and online orders. Nathen announced this via a nearly 35 minute long video that's just as baffling as the Garfield one. Seriously, it gets weirder and weirder as it goes on.


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Scooby-Doo Eats features three "delicious" items. $15 for 4 frozen Hamburgers, $10 for 6 frozen hot dogs, and a currently out of stock frozen lasagna...wait a minute, lasagna? For Scoobyy-Doo? Gee, it almost looks like he just repackaged the failed left over Garfield lasagna. That wouldn't be the case, right?

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Now with Scooby-Doo eats being so fresh, we don't have a ton of info on the business itself yet, but Nathen's behavior on social media related to it has been a source of exceptional content.

First is his Supermarket Rant that comes across as a school shooter tier manifesto
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These rants are echoed in tweets he's made

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Speaking of social media, guess who's both a covid denier and a Arab Nationalist

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[HEADER]Arabic TikTok Ranting[/HEADER]

An interesting aspect of Nathen is his self described "explicit" TikTok account where he shouts in Arabic. Now I don't speak Arabic, but I do happen to have a friend in Kuwait who was able to translate two of his clips.

First was this one where someone asked why he's pretending to be Canadian:

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My friend described his accent as "unusually hard to understand" and said "It's easy to think he's spouting nonsense" but explained this rant sounding something like:

"You son of a bitch, are you a jealous you dollar lover? Canada is also my home so don't be jealous. I'll put you on a donkey and take you to Palestine"

Next up is this one:

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This was roughly translated as

" Arab leaders fuck you, you sons of bitches! You think god will be pleased with you sitting in that chair doing noting? Take this middle finger and go do something! Fuck you bitch!"

Again, this is the man behind the Garfield restaurant and the Scooby-Doo frozen food brand. Both of these were uploaded in May of 2021 by the way. There were not old videos.


Now that we have covered Nathen's businesses and behavior online, we need to briefly go over the real source of his money. Surprisingly, he is not a major success. But his father his.

Meet Hayssam El Masri, a senior executive at a Dubai based Investment Banking firm.

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Besides managing billion dollar construction projects and businesses, Hayassam also runs a capital firm that manages Canadian food and beverage companies in the gulf states. You read that right, almost all of Nathen's connections and business plans were only made possible because of his billionaire father. In fact, a quick glance at Nathen's LinkedIn shows a bunch of short lived "executive" and "board member" positions and empty reviews from places all connected to his father. It's almost as if his entire life is a sham his father purchased.

Which brings this OP to a conclusion. Nathen is a lot of things. A failed author. A failed actor. A failed business man. A tiktok schitzo. A twitter mad man. A instagram nutjob, an attention whore, and more importantly, an moron who was literally born into Arab fortune and couldn't come up with a better business scheme than a Garfield themed restaurant.

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His whole "Garfield-themed food" thing is so banal in concept but so weird in execution. I mean, Garfield is an inoffensive, widely-recognized IP that's associated with food -- if anything, it's surprising that there wasn't already a Garfield-themed lasagna brand out there. The idea of "Garfield's™ Lasagna" is certainly no weirder than Dagwood-brand lunch meats or the Dilberito. And, at a glance, a lot of the Garfield Eats marketing material looks perfectly normal. But then you have touches like the slogan, "Love me, feed me, don't leave me," which sounds more like song lyrics than a slogan for cartoon-themed junk food.
 

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His whole "Garfield-themed food" thing is so banal in concept but so weird in execution. I mean, Garfield is an inoffensive, widely-recognized IP that's associated with food -- if anything, it's surprising that there wasn't already a Garfield-themed lasagna brand out there. The idea of "Garfield's™ Lasagna" is certainly no weirder than Dagwood-brand lunch meats or the Dilberito. And, at a glance, a lot of the Garfield Eats marketing material looks perfectly normal. But then you have touches like the slogan, "Love me, feed me, don't leave me," which sounds more like song lyrics than a slogan for cartoon-themed junk food.
If you read the rest of the thread you’ll see I discovered not only a Malaysian Garfield pizza, but two Mexican Garfield pizzas and an entire chain of unlicensed Garfield burger restaurants. Nathen is the only man to fail with this concept
 

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NATHEN NEEDS OUR HELP!!!

Nah but seriously, today he's claiming that Nickelodeon offered him the license globally for Garfield eats and he needs the community to help him decide if he should sign.
Obviously this is exceptional as no one wants details or even the existence of their contracts to be made public before they are either signed or denied, and no business man on earth would reject a contract like that because of fan feedback. In the video he also suspiciously doesn't mention the United States.

My theory is that no such contract exists and he is going into a meeting with Nick on Monday and will use "the fans" as his only argument for why his failed business venture should go public.


 

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Nathen finally uploaded his appearance on Canadian Better Living from earlier this year, the host is doing his best not to sound like a total paid shill and failing at it. The cuts are also so weird that I’d almost think this was an edited infomercial with all the adcopy removed

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update

Nathen advertised this on his Instagram, but that’s not worth the update, what is worth it is that I took a quick look at the comments.

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Yep, all bots. Nathen Mazri the branding expert. Nathen Mazri the marketing guru. Nathen Mazri the iconic and successful businessman can’t even get 1 authentic comment on his Instagram posts. That is beyond pathetic. Someone needs to spend more of daddy’s money.
 
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Big shock, Nathen didn't actually have options to roll Garfield Eats out globally. Either that or it was too expensive for him.

Gotta love him touting the "I signed with Jim Davis first" bit, as if Jim Davis has any real say in Garfield after he sold it

 

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TAKE IT FROM ME... FOLLOWED NATHEN FOR 3 YEARS. EVEN MET HIM ONCE. AHHHHH-MAZING BRAND GURU...oh, crazy funny too 😆

Wow ... never knew Nathen Mazri was also mentioned underground...My god this guy has effect on people from Hollywood executives to lunatics and idiots hiding away. Loooooooove this guy ... I mean you gotta give it to him ... first father money is BS. Father gave him experience and Pascal is his cofounding investor. Its in every article and i watched them together and its in the Incorporation files. Yup i know.

Pascal is Austrian not arab. Nathen is half quebecois ... racist much 🙄😒 who gives a fuck... love em both... both hot too. Pascal looks like Armie Hammer. 😉

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Screenshot from his IG stories. Follow and love

NATHEN started a brand new concept helping Hollywood licensing managers get a foot in the food industry in a big way and bringing Garfield back after more than 12 years. Nathen started an amazing restaurant but i admit he had a bad location and evil landlord as i read from his IG stories and Narcity and his Indian operations manager who flew to India and cared less about service and consistency when Nathen did... he's OCD afterall...he had bad people around him. But he did close because He decided to close and go retail. Better! He showed us his statements on his stories... paid and never overdue like BLOGTO liars... never trusted them for even my brunch. Hahaha

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He always said death to QSR and brick and mortars not only due to Covid19 but years ago on Entrepreneur magazine. Read it on Communicate Magazine also. He takes risks. He is sooo wise. BlogTO lousy reporter Amy Loves bashing new restaurants with no 2nd chance which gives her highest readership unless they pay $3000 plus for advertising ... I worked in PR in the food industry all my life. I read his amazing article Google Reviews destroy young entrepreneurship where GE resto goes up to 4.5 then down to 3 because of rats and haters who gave 1 star and wrote it should be bugs bunny eats. Jeeez. Not relevant at all. This guy had pressure and death threats in postcards from USA (he showed us on IG) but he still kept going and sold sold sold and landedfranchisees in London in 6 months(naturally it takes 6 stores to land 1 franchisee). I even saw his manuals at his restaurant (sooo detailed) and i went there to london ... lovely family 👪 but COVID really hurt everyone. Same amazing taste. But Now i can actually get my lasagna from nearest grocery for pickup not having to drive miles away...

Retail and grocery store and grocery app like Instacart... that's the future. Closing was a great business decision for success because he knew how to save the brand and bring revenue from drop shipping quickly on www.garfieldeats.com

I followed this guy for 3 years and booked him on Cameo. I love this guy. He is honest cares about farm2plate with no funny business ingredients like gelatin gum and preservatives and shit in our food. Farmers love him in Ontario especially in Orangeville. He cares and has a huge heart. His food is delicious . I have it on my couch his GarfieldEATS lasagna and netflix ...omg 😋 addictive. Easy to put in oven and its all fresh natural ... 30mins my dinner is ready. 🤪🤪🤪🤪 best review by respected foodie is Ken https://youtu.be/iFLS7SAXCMw

Strange Aeons always has been a BITCH to men especially Nathen who gave her tons of gifts to her parent's mansion in Mississauga for her tricky order for her videos with his own driver (he posted about it) but she is soo dumb she cant even bake hahahha 😂 unappreciative and lives on evil attacks... saw most of her videos.
Craving attention from Nathen but he never lowers himself and I think because he never replied to her attacks. He is tooo noble. He works with Emmy award directors, he wont lower himself to that. Some will hate and some will love. Its fineeeeeeee.

Want a real review by a foodie... watch Ken Domik GarfieldEATS on youtube
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Scooby-Doo EATS even better. Smoky hotdogs. Omg yummmm ... also back of box no ingredients because nothing added or tampered with... get your facts straight... jealousy is fatal. Say truth or die now. Hahaha

One thing i can say is I LOVE HIS IG STORIES. MOST ENTERGAGING EVER. Once he appears its a must seeekeepi swear hahah anyeays keep digging, you'll find nothing just risks and businesses and more to come... he is young. until now no failures and if you think they are, you aren't an entrepreneur just living in mama's basement ... any business book or even Elon Musk will tell you...you must fail to succeed. But none for him. GarfieldEATS still alive and lasagnas and merch deliveries still on

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Scooby is Disruptive to the Frozen aisle. Coolest packaging for angus burgers. I even met his farmers BTW at his launch. I DMd him and told him ill be there. He had security 1 big man. You feel safe and secure around Nathen though... positive and loving... I wish I loved what I did... fukin hate my job... i did apply though to his company and waiting actually. Ill be mad if he didnt reply though like Strange Aeons ... fuk ... im becoming like the witch. He has an effect to crave for his attention hahah i guess that's why fans say shit and he says Hi... people become nice like Odies haha ... nathen shows us screenshots of his DMs that he gets also. He does Like... he may reply . He has a TXT number too on his IG

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Cant wait for his 2nd episode love me feed me dont leave me reality show.... OMG funny crazy better than Below the Deck hahahah 😂

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TAKE IT FROM ME... FOLLOWED NATHEN FOR 3 YEARS. EVEN MET HIM ONCE. AHHHHH-MAZING BRAND GURU...oh, crazy funny too 😆
Loooooooove this guy ... I mean you gotta give it to him ... first father money is BS. Father gave him experience and Pascal is his cofounding investor. Its in every article and i watched them together and its in the Incorporation files. Yup i know.

Pascal is Austrian not arab. Nathen is half quebecois ... racist much 🙄😒 who gives a fuck... love em both... both hot too. Pascal looks like Armie Hammer. 😉

Want a real review by a foodie... watch Ken Domik GarfieldEATS on youtube



Thank you for his true Hollywood story... hahha you spent time on him more than he has on himself i think hahha love it...What an awesome guy... crazy and talented... cant believe he's going to LA... he got a deal i think. On his IG. This guy is my inspiration ❤
Jesus christ. It's beautiful.
 
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