Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy - 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame via a Garfield themed restaurant. Also a Volcel who fingers himself and makes out with plushies. Currently mad Chris Pratt is voicing Garfield

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On the topic of artisan farms, the president is Greg Nolan, who is the head of Nolan Family Capital, and Artisan Farms LTD is allegedly one of the largest farm companies in canada

As this article here explains:

“Local Harvest is a wholly owned division of Artisan Farms Direct Ltd. which is, in turn owned by the Nolan family, of Markdale, and the Arthur Shickedanz family, of Uxbridge. They both have deep pedigrees in Canada’s cattle industry.
Artisan’s president, Greg Nolan, is one of the largest Angus breeders in the country, with ownership in Bar 5 Stock Farms, Blue Mountains Angus, and Nolan Angus Farm. He is also a member of the Canadian Beef Value Chain Roundtable, an advisory group hosted by Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada.”


Now remember that Hayssam’s company works with food and beverage distribution in Canada and Dubai. Greg’s linkedin proudly states that he toured farms in Brazil, which makes me think he wants to expand internationally. If that’s the case, investing in the autistic and destined to fail business of a billionaire Arab could prove highly beneficial to Greg
 
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On the topic of artisan farms, the president is Greg Nolan, who is the head of Nolan Family Capital, and Artisan Farms LTD is allegedly one of the largest farm companies in canada

As this article here explains:

“Local Harvest is a wholly owned division of Artisan Farms Direct Ltd. which is, in turn owned by the Nolan family, of Markdale, and the Arthur Shickedanz family, of Uxbridge. They both have deep pedigrees in Canada’s cattle industry.
Artisan’s president, Greg Nolan, is one of the largest Angus breeders in the country, with ownership in Bar 5 Stock Farms, Blue Mountains Angus, and Nolan Angus Farm. He is also a member of the Canadian Beef Value Chain Roundtable, an advisory group hosted by Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada.”


Now remember that Hassaym’s company works with food and beverage distraction in Canada and Dubai. Greg’s linkedin proudly states that he toured farms in Brazil, which makes me think he wants to expand internationally. If that’s the case, investing in the autistic and destined to fail business of a billionaire Arab could prove highly beneficial to Greg
I'm just envisioning Greg saying to Papa Hayssam "I'm sorry sir. I tried all I could to get your son's company and concept off the ground. Now about that distriubution deal to Dubai..."

And Mr. Al Masri just sighs and accepts that his moronic cock gobbling son will not succeed, and agrees to a limited run of product, given that he at least gave the effort.
 

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Hands down the most cursed thing I have seen all week, and it was only Tuesday when he posted it.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!




This video is horrifying for a lot of different reasons. I think it is supposed to be a commentary on his issues with bi-superman, but it just comes off as validation of his Garfield fetish.... It also makes me worried that he fucks these plushies and now I wonder if Quinton's plushie has Mazri cum on it.
 

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Hands down the most cursed thing I have seen all week, and it was only Tuesday when he posted it.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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This video is horrifying for a lot of different reasons. I think it is supposed to be a commentary on his issues with bi-superman, but it just comes off as validation of his Garfield fetish.... It also makes me worried that he fucks these plushies and now I wonder if Quinton's plushie has Mazri cum on it.
u reckon he tried this shit with his old cat?
 

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I wonder how much of daddy's money it takes to beclown yourself by implying that you are now legally fucking the cartoon cat that you bought the rights to, and still have the confidence to walk around in your traffic cone suit? I think it's time for Daddy Marsi to reroll his kid, ala Trump, until he gets a natural Baron.

Dat look he gives right at the end where he looks directly into the camera...makes muh skin crawl.
 

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I wonder how much of daddy's money it takes to beclown yourself by implying that you are now legally fucking the cartoon cat that you bought the rights to, and still have the confidence to walk around in your traffic cone suit? I think it's time for Daddy Marsi to reroll his kid, ala Trump, until he gets a natural Baron.

Dat look he gives right at the end where he looks directly into the camera...makes muh skin crawl.
I hope he rapes Garfield. Heathcliff FTW
 

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I hope he rapes Garfield. Heathcliff FTW
He's way ahead of you fren. He just came out...as celibate?
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I'm trying to down load the video but my internet keeps crapping out on me. I'll edit it in if no one beats me to it.
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He put in part of his transcript in the comments of this video. There's more that's not there though. He adds something about his grandpa telling him "don't tell my why you're not getting married" and how he's a man and he likes sex but he doesn't like the act of it. He states that he has an addictive personality and quit drinking this year. He kinda teases that he's gay but never says it. He is a confirmed hugger and refuses to give it up. He ends with
"The big question is though...will celibacy as inclusive as LGBTQ...maybe LGBTQC? Or it must involve some form of penetration I don't know. I'll leave that challenge for you and uh criti-critically think about it. I thank you so much for listening. Now BACK to being me! FECK OFF!"
This is directly copied from his comment on the video.

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#Celibacy - Thanks to my Garfield fans

Thank you haters, trolls, bullies, lovers and #Garfield fans for helping me through this. You know...
***
I am sick of being asked why are you married, you're handsome what is wrong with you.
Its about time to tell you who Nathen Mazri is...

Homosexuality has been perceived for soo long as a poluting factor and rival to religion for centuries. My entire life i have been suppressed by family friends peers and society in myyyy own circle.

I can't live in such suppression until im 80 or 100 or even tomorrow. I can't live being torn between right and bad, or god and evil any longer. It can be a lonely life, an unfulfilled life full of sadness and hunting online. I can't bear it any longer. It is tormenting me and of I do find someone it ends tragically 😢... they always end anyways... but i always say it is the experience that was sweet and sour but i have no more taste buds for either. I have an addictive behavior and vulnerable for temptation which can be a slippery slope. Now i am strong enough to solve it, tame it, heal my soul.
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My dear friends family and followers , ❤

I have decided to be #celibate. I have chosen a #celibacy life.
#Celibacy is the state of voluntarily being unmarried, sexually #abstinent, or both, usually for #religious and spiritual reasons. This is my calling. Neither the #bible, torah, or the #quran condemns #celibacy. I feel good in between. I am sure seeing me happy will still bother you. But I am doing this for ME not YOU. I live with me daily not you.

However, i still hug and kiss and that's my new celibacy. I have lots to give ... ask my mom, i just #love people... i set my own #celibacy parameters.
#Cilebacy helps my mind to be clear and #sex gives me stress. I can focus more on #GarfieldEATS and my career and i feel truly more confident, dignified, secure and actually more caring because to chose this type of life takes lots of torment ... hence i have more empathy for other people.
I'm just happier not worrying about #sex.
Is that soo wrong? Does everyone and every actor and every cartoon have to have #sex?

I am sorry that i may not be as sexually progressive as you all are in 2021... watch full video

#lgbtqC ???
*ahem* "Deos everyone and every actor and every cartoon have to have sex?". He says this out loud.
Wow.
:hah: :story: :hah:
I went and added a line break between each individual comment to hopefully ease on confusion and keep everything in line.. Nathan does respond back to his haters.
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      what's any of this gotta do with bisexual superman
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      Being celibate by CHOICE is not the same as being lgbt. This is so embarrassing for you
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        @crucifiedroses I DO feel Ahhhmazing and better and learn inclusivity and how to be nice ... try it ... so far you're a disgrace to LGBTQ... I'd banish you. We all struggle in our ways, so learn when to shut up and when to talk. You ain't the president of Morality. Far from. No more Mr Nice Guy. Bring it on Miss #classless !!!
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        @nathenmazri okay?? But your struggle has nothing to do with what lgbt people face. Please educate yourself properly. I understand you may have struggled but it’s not the same at all and you are not lgbt because you’re celibate. That is a CHOICE being lgbt is NOT A CHOICE
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      this guy made a 15 minute video to announce he’s a volcel
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dis nigga's crazy
 

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So he admits to almost fucking his cousin in his book, bitches about bisexual super man, constantly rants about e-thots on tiktok, has an unhealthy obsession with Garfield to the point of sharing cropped porn and releasing a video of himself making out with a plushie and has incredibly autistic business ideas…

Are we sure Nathen isn’t an actual incel? I gotta admit, even as the guy who wrote the OP, I did NOT see this direction coming.

Side note, his replies to comments further support the notion that Nathen did indeed use a sock to post in this thread

Brace yourselves Kiwis, I think things are gonna get even nuttier from here on out.
 

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Are we sure Nathen isn’t an actual incel? I gotta admit, even as the guy who wrote the OP, I did NOT see this direction coming.
How dare you with such a suggestion! What woman wouldn't want a mentally unhinged man with a shoe polish beard like he's trying to out do Groucho Marx? He is oozing with the floozing.

It feels like I'm selling it short by just calling it crazy due to how much crazy there was in the vid. It was a bit of a struggle to make heads or tails out of the point he was trying to make. I will push back lightly on the incel stuff by saying he could afford to get laid. Nathan has enough of daddy's fuck you money that he could finance, fail, and still limp two food IPs back to back. Unless it's just a meme, prostitution's legal in Canada so there should be no problem with him getting access.

I have no idea what to make of the video. It feels very Patrick Bateman flexing in the mirror while banging a hooker. He's very in love with himself. Because he's putting himself on the cross of celibacy he now has the power of empathy for other people, he's just that great. It's also incredibly disjointed once he goes off script. The grandpa quote in full is
Grandpa Marsi said:
Don't tell me why you don't want to get married. I don't want to hear it. But if you give a handshake, handshake like a man. For me please at least.
as soon as Nathan's finished saying this quote he says this
Nathan said:
umm and I know you all may have also issues with confirm- conforming with gender but I don't. My problem was never sex. It was the act of sex. What my grandfather said resonated well and after all I have a dick in between my legs. I'm a strong man and I have no problem, again, with sex. It's the act of it. Sex just never sat with me well.
The grandpa quote and the follow up come from out of nowhere and are completely disconnected from what he was just talking about, which to remind you was the scripted part. Once he says all of this he immediately, IMMEDIATELY, sits back on the couch, he was leaning forward during the grandpa story, and goes back to the script. It is so sudden and there's this look that kinda flashes on his face as if he caught himself staring to go cuckoo bonkers that I'm convinced that there was a voice shouting in his head "CRAZY TALK! CRAZY TALK! CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" I might be reading into it as I'm already biased but I struggle to make any other sense out of it.
 

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How dare you with such a suggestion! What woman wouldn't want a mentally unhinged man with a shoe polish beard like he's trying to out do Groucho Marx? He is oozing with the floozing.

It feels like I'm selling it short by just calling it crazy due to how much crazy there was in the vid. It was a bit of a struggle to make heads or tails out of the point he was trying to make. I will push back lightly on the incel stuff by saying he could afford to get laid. Nathan has enough of daddy's fuck you money that he could finance, fail, and still limp two food IPs back to back. Unless it's just a meme, prostitution's legal in Canada so there should be no problem with him getting access.

I have no idea what to make of the video. It feels very Patrick Bateman flexing in the mirror while banging a hooker. He's very in love with himself. Because he's putting himself on the cross of celibacy he now has the power of empathy for other people, he's just that great. It's also incredibly disjointed once he goes off script. The grandpa quote in full is

as soon as Nathan's finished saying this quote he says this

The grandpa quote and the follow up come from out of nowhere and are completely disconnected from what he was just talking about, which to remind you was the scripted part. Once he says all of this he immediately, IMMEDIATELY, sits back on the couch, he was leaning forward during the grandpa story, and goes back to the script. It is so sudden and there's this look that kinda flashes on his face as if he caught himself staring to go cuckoo bonkers that I'm convinced that there was a voice shouting in his head "CRAZY TALK! CRAZY TALK! CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" I might be reading into it as I'm already biased but I struggle to make any other sense out of it.
I will make a back up of it later… I just want to know why he felt this was necessary to share
 

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I will make a back up of it later… I just want to know why he felt this was necessary to share
Is there a sane reason? This dude is trying to sell Scooby Doo and Garfield food. Who the fuck is he selling to? Kids dont give a shit about either of those boomer era cartoons, and no adult is going to conflate quality product with Scoobs.
This is also a man who excitedly shared his solo anal probing adventures.

This man is a groomed mess.
 

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How dare you with such a suggestion! What woman wouldn't want a mentally unhinged man with a shoe polish beard like he's trying to out do Groucho Marx? He is oozing with the floozing.

It feels like I'm selling it short by just calling it crazy due to how much crazy there was in the vid. It was a bit of a struggle to make heads or tails out of the point he was trying to make. I will push back lightly on the incel stuff by saying he could afford to get laid. Nathan has enough of daddy's fuck you money that he could finance, fail, and still limp two food IPs back to back. Unless it's just a meme, prostitution's legal in Canada so there should be no problem with him getting access.

I have no idea what to make of the video. It feels very Patrick Bateman flexing in the mirror while banging a hooker. He's very in love with himself. Because he's putting himself on the cross of celibacy he now has the power of empathy for other people, he's just that great. It's also incredibly disjointed once he goes off script. The grandpa quote in full is
Well whether or not he's an incel I guess depends on your definition of "involuntary". The vast majority of incels could absolutely get laid if they stopped acting like uptight nutjobs constantly, especially seeing as they'll happily spend multiple times what it would cost to get a hooker on videogames and anime shit. They don't though, because in reality they're psychologically incapable.
So by that metric I completely believe the guy's an incel. Based upon his stilted behavior, physical closeness with a woman (or man) is probably way above his station.

It's also clear he's got no sense of identity and is looking for just about anything to define himself by, whether it be as the owner of some retarded Garfield restaurant, or as a member of the LGBTQIAPXYZ++, or as a religious man...despite my vitriol earlier in the thread, I have some level of sympathy for him. It's got to be tough being kind of a fruity unremarkable weirdo living in the shadow of your extremely successful dad. At least when you come from a broke fucked up family you've got nowhere to go but up.

That said, it's too bad he's dependent on his very conservative family, because otherwise we'd probably be seeing a transition arc at some point. I've still got my fingers crossed though.
 

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Is there a sane reason? This dude is trying to sell Scooby Doo and Garfield food. Who the fuck is he selling to? Kids dont give a shit about either of those boomer era cartoons, and no adult is going to conflate quality product with Scoobs.
This is also a man who excitedly shared his solo anal probing adventures.

This man is a groomed mess.
I know, I don't get his obsession with Garfield and Scooby Doo either, the only thing young people really care about Garfield for is the memes and making fun at how mediocre it is.

Anyways, I am love this new celibacy saga. I firmly believe that this celibacy thing is just a cope that he is using. Even just looking at him and hearing him talk, most women could probably see something is not right in the head wth him.