Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy - 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame via a Garfield themed restaurant. Also a Volcel who fingers himself and makes out with plushies. Currently mad Chris Pratt is voicing Garfield

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moseph.jartelli

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I know, I don't get his obsession with Garfield and Scooby Doo either, the only thing young people really care about Garfield for is the memes and making fun at how mediocre it is.

Anyways, I am love this new celibacy saga. I firmly believe that this celibacy thing is just a cope that he is using. Even just looking at him and hearing him talk, most women could probably see something is not right in the head wth him.
Dudes a gayboy, so he doesnt care about women anyway
 

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I know, I don't get his obsession with Garfield and Scooby Doo either, the only thing young people really care about Garfield for is the memes and making fun at how mediocre it is.

Anyways, I am love this new celibacy saga. I firmly believe that this celibacy thing is just a cope that he is using. Even just looking at him and hearing him talk, most women could probably see something is not right in the head wth him.
Again, it’s amplified by the fact that 90% of his tiktok content is him yelling at e-thots in arabic
 

TheRetardKing

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Close your eyes. Imagine it's summer. Your parents told you that on Saturday, the whole family is going on a 4 week trip and they said that they're taking you guys to a theme park. You (aged 7) and your sister (aged 2) are both excited about the news and you told your friends and teachers about it.

"This is going to be the coolest summer ever!", you told to your friends.

Then... Saturday arrived.

"YAS!", you cheered, as you and your sister both dashed towards the car seat. Once the family is inside, you began to think about the theme park. Maybe it's gonna be Disneyland... or Universal Studios! Maybe it's Six Flags. Or maybe it's Legoland!

After a 5-hour drive, you finally made it to your destination. And... it was a theme park...

...with only shitty food and no rides. Your parents told you and your sister that Disneyland was too expensive and this was a cheaper alternative.

As you all enter the park, your lil' sister bursted down to tears as she was greeted by a skinny guy in a cheap Garfield costume.

"This is gonna be the worst trip ever.", you thought to yourself.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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To explain this video, I will use the wise words of Horizontal Horror



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No sex with OR humping of Nathen?!? He's gonna reach the ninth level of enlightenment casting aside such earthly desires like that. The fact that this pic shows up for the very last second, only for one second, and has a completely different song seems really, really fitting. I'm curious as to why he felt the need to shake both his ass and moobs at the camera in this guerilla shoot at Save-a-Lot. Nathan, if you're reading this, make an account and tell us why.
 

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No sex with OR humping of Nathen?!? He's gonna reach the ninth level of enlightenment casting aside such earthly desires like that. The fact that this pic shows up for the very last second, only for one second, and has a completely different song seems really, really fitting. I'm curious as to why he felt the need to shake both his ass and moobs at the camera in this guerilla shoot at Save-a-Lot. Nathan, if you're reading this, make an account and tell us why.
I notice anal sex isn't listed on what you can't do... hmmmmmm...
 

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The part of all of this that fascinates me is the 18 minute documentary in the OP. It's so strange, because it's like he's deliberately trying to come across as a Michael Scott/David Brent type... but the whole point of those characters was that they were irresponsible manchildren who shouldn't be in the position of power they have. If you had showed that video to someone without context they would think it was a comedy skit making fun of a fictional restaurant, but somehow it's actually fucking real. Wow.
 

LiquidKid

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Nathen has announced what Egeez finally is.


Basically it’s a Etsy-style marketplace where you can search for brand names to find all of the licensed merchandise directly.

Which just might be the most re_tarded thing I have ever heard. Mainly because besides Etsy, he will be competing directly with Amazon and even the company’s own stores


The part of all of this that fascinates me is the 18 minute documentary in the OP. It's so strange, because it's like he's deliberately trying to come across as a Michael Scott/David Brent type... but the whole point of those characters was that they were irresponsible manchildren who shouldn't be in the position of power they have. If you had showed that video to someone without context they would think it was a comedy skit making fun of a fictional restaurant, but somehow it's actually fucking real. Wow.

The very existence of Nathen in general is so surreal that it serves as proof that we are in clown world. He is a perfect mix of random chances.
Random chance of being born into a billionaire family, random chance of being a schitzo, random chance of being gay, random chance of deciding to create their own sexual label, random chance of being a cartoon autist, random chance of wanting to be famous, random chance of attempting to go into business.

Usually you get two or three of these together for most Lolcows to exist. Nathen somehow has all of them and makes it very apparent. By all means he shouldn’t exist. In a normal world he would have been killed by his conversation Muslim family, he shouldn’t have had the money to license Garfield or Scooby, and he shouldn’t be ranting randomly like he does… but he does exist and he did do all of that. He’s just too baffling to ignore
 
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Nathen has announced what Egeez finally is.


Basically it’s a Etsy-style marketplace where you can search for brand names to find all of the licensed merchandise directly.
Somehow this is an even worse idea than Garfield/Scooby Doo Eats. Using an established IP to sell shitty food at least draws interest, I don't see any coherent reason why anyone would use this over a multitude of far more reputable websites. With online shopping in particular people tend to be wary of unfamiliar sites so most people will stick with the likes of Ebay and Amazon, and if you're a big fan of a particular brand then there will already be specialised websites for whatever it is you're looking for. I expect this website to die on its arse even faster than his previous businesses.

Also, how are you even supposed to pronounce the name? Like Bee Gees but without the B? Edge-ease? Eggys? I'm going with eggys.
 

LiquidKid

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Somehow this is an even worse idea than Garfield/Scooby Doo Eats. Using an established IP to sell shitty food at least draws interest, I don't see any coherent reason why anyone would use this over a multitude of far more reputable websites. With online shopping in particular people tend to be wary of unfamiliar sites so most people will stick with the likes of Ebay and Amazon, and if you're a big fan of a particular brand then there will already be specialised websites for whatever it is you're looking for. I expect this website to die on its arse even faster than his previous businesses.

Also, how are you even supposed to pronounce the name? Like Bee Gees but without the B? Edge-ease? Eggys? I'm going with eggys.
You are correct, [EEEE-GEEZ] I only know that because in his 50 questions video he says it out loud but tells the interviewer he paid to be there to “do your research” rather than explaining it.

And yeah, people have been selling shitty food with IP’s on it for god damn ever, but this is literally consoom mart
 
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LiquidKid

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He's got merch for his new lifestyle too it seems.
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Oh fuck yeah! We definitely need a fourth bad business venture in this thread. After all, nothing says grown men buying Garfield and Scooby Doo branded merch like Muslim virginity.


This reminds me of a video I manage to save....

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Judging by how many blonde white teenage girls there are in that group with all the teenage boys, I wonder how many of them fucked immediately after this. Has to have been more than one.

Update:

Nathen is now advertising a redbubble store that only sells 3 designs of him and Garfield. Despite the questionable legality, this is sad. What poor individual wants this crap?

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Nathen wants Alec Baldwin to know, he’s a murderer

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