Hong Kong Phooey FathersI feel bad for his billionaire dad. There's gotta be a way to purchase a service that could raise your kid in a way so that he's able to take over the fortune when it's time. How are modern dynasties supposed to last if the first generation is instantly worthless pampered idiots whose only skill is pissing away money at ludicrous speeds.
Maybe I should start that company, it's a billion dollar idea! We'll raise your kid in isolation so he or she or it isn't a complete turd of a human who definitely won't embarrass the family name and piss away your fortune. Now I just need a name. Any ideas?