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Here's my stab at a Nava OC:
GABARRIO THE KUS'SHIAN
Gabarrio is a Kus'shuan who specializes in getting blazed and working at Exxon-Joiemgawbil to produce sour diesel. When he is not making the toilet to foilet, he is typically seen making epic lyrical beat warfare and playing the Atario. Also of note is that while Merry-o may be a superman, Gabarrio has a big tan, which means he can roll around town with the big brown.
Gabarrio is a Kus'shuan who specializes in getting blazed and working at Exxon-Joiemgawbil to produce sour diesel. When he is not making the toilet to foilet, he is typically seen making epic lyrical beat warfare and playing the Atario. Also of note is that while Merry-o may be a superman, Gabarrio has a big tan, which means he can roll around town with the big brown.
Here's my stab at a Nava OC:
GABARRIO THE KUS'SHIAN
Gabarrio is a Kus'shuan who specializes in getting blazed and working at Exxon-Joiemgawbil to produce sour diesel. When he is not making the toilet to foilet, he is typically seen making epic lyrical beat warfare and playing the Atario.
SORRY GABARRIO, PRINCESS 10SHIH IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
The "bifurcated penis" looks more like fallopian tubes and ovaries to me. If so, this suggests that the Penchrett is an autogamous hermaphrodite. Whether this arrangement stops it from raping other organisms is an exercise left to the reader.
One of my buddies from law school likes to collect weird and wonderful action figures, some of which resemble the Nava-verse style (less rapey, though), so there's obviously a market for it; maybe Moleman could team up with someone with a 3D printer and make Nava-toys?
It's surprising how well Null's guide actually works. Here's my attempt:
JEWIUS
Jewius is an archdemon of GREED who scams people out of money through a conspiracy of world bankers. Jewius likes hoarding money in his banks on the planet Irsaal. The evil conspiracy headed by Jewius makes it hard for honest, hard working crayola artists to make a living.
Jewius is an archdemon of GREED who scams people out of money through a conspiracy of world bankers. Jewius likes hoarding money in his banks on the planet Irsaal. The evil conspiracy headed by Jewius makes it hard for honest, hard working crayola artists to make a living.
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I decided to give this whole monster creating thing a try.
Bazooper The Insecure
Lesser demon of envy, bazoopers attempt to distract from their tiny shlong with a garish multicoloured upper half. Jealous of all other rapemonsters and their functioning genitals, bazoopers make trade with mortals in order to obtain male enhancement products in hopes of one day getting their little soldier up. Bazoopers always are found leaning to one side, though nobody can explain why.
Lesser demon of envy, bazoopers attempt to distract from their tiny shlong with a garish multicoloured upper half. Jealous of all other rapemonsters and their functioning genitals, bazoopers make trade with mortals in order to obtain male enhancement products in hopes of one day getting their little soldier up. Bazoopers always are found leaning to one side, though nobody can explain why.
SLUGDOOM
Slugdoom is an archdemon of ENVY that, due to its relative lack of rapedicks, feels intense jealousy of those around it with more, raping them to death with its corrosive semen if they come near. Will rape anything that has fewer to prove its superiority, and feed its numerous psychological complexes.
Slugdoom is an archdemon of ENVY that, due to its relative lack of rapedicks, feels intense jealousy of those around it with more, raping them to death with its corrosive semen if they come near. Will rape anything that has fewer to prove its superiority, and feed its numerous psychological complexes.
MOLEASSIAN
Moleassian is an archdemon of lust that is responsible for shitting out several species of lesser demons. Moleassians have several pyschological problems, the foremost being narcissism which makes them believes they are the gods of the Nava-Verse. They hate cyberbullies to the extreme.
Not enough dicks.
DanFLAC Enigus Botman
DanFLAC is a demon of Greed with an aggressive pizza in one hand and a record in the other. He has the body of a cactus and the head of a bionic blackman. Enigus is mortal enemies with Moleassian and Connor Thorn. In Connor Thorns words he is a malicious bully-demon whose actions are a mockery of innocent Connor Thorn's hard work. When not angering Connor Thorn, DanFLAC Enigus criticizes audio and rapes people with his cactus body.
Gher'Bhals
(Angelus Maiorem Patientia)
Gher'Bahls are Greater Angels and servants of the Divine Beings that encompass the Seven Heavenly Virtues. Their affinity is Patience, their Divine Number is Five, and their penis count is Four. Gher'bhals, like most Angelic and extra-corporeal beings, live in underwater environments. Though they resemble common crabs, they are actually more closely related to sea pigs. Their four leg-stumps are actually powerful jelly-like nodes that are much like hydrolic pumps, the intake of sea water and its removal through the gills within the belly power the "legs" and allow it a rudimentary locomotion.
What looks to be teeth and ocular-breasts on their front is nothing more than a cunning ruse, as the actual head of the Gher'bhals is tiny and ill-formed and sits near-uselessly atop its carapace. The four penises that jut majestically from it's ridged back plating are more than just regular penises: they are lures, waving in the ocean currents, attracting lesser demons and the occasional autist which are snatched from the sea by their powerful pinchers. The Gher'bhals, as a Greater Angel of Patience, believes in a world where only the best of beings are allowed. Though confined to sea-water, they are masters of telling tales and finding logic in illogical worlds. They are sometimes hired as radio hosts, their messages of love and eugenics spreading throughout the universe.
(Angelus Maiorem Patientia)
Gher'Bahls are Greater Angels and servants of the Divine Beings that encompass the Seven Heavenly Virtues. Their affinity is Patience, their Divine Number is Five, and their penis count is Four. Gher'bhals, like most Angelic and extra-corporeal beings, live in underwater environments. Though they resemble common crabs, they are actually more closely related to sea pigs. Their four leg-stumps are actually powerful jelly-like nodes that are much like hydrolic pumps, the intake of sea water and its removal through the gills within the belly power the "legs" and allow it a rudimentary locomotion.
What looks to be teeth and ocular-breasts on their front is nothing more than a cunning ruse, as the actual head of the Gher'bhals is tiny and ill-formed and sits near-uselessly atop its carapace. The four penises that jut majestically from it's ridged back plating are more than just regular penises: they are lures, waving in the ocean currents, attracting lesser demons and the occasional autist which are snatched from the sea by their powerful pinchers. The Gher'bhals, as a Greater Angel of Patience, believes in a world where only the best of beings are allowed. Though confined to sea-water, they are masters of telling tales and finding logic in illogical worlds. They are sometimes hired as radio hosts, their messages of love and eugenics spreading throughout the universe.
Edit: tweak to fluff, as I briefly confused them with another angelic being, the Mahn'gillias
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This thread is amazing. Also I just want to say thanks for all the nice words. As fun as it is making penis monsters, I'm going to do my best to redesign all the originals with my own spin on them and give them proper back stories. I dub this parody "The Autistic Comedy" since I'm going to be taking each "deity of sin" into more depth based on Dante's Inferno.
No, I'm not doing it - drawing psychodelic weird ass demon shit makes me sick for some reason. How the hell does our dear comrade Navarro do it?
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I'm guessing it could be tied to his mind or something. Then again, his drawings are on the same level as Chris' and don't forget, comrade Navarro probably uses markers to color these things since he claims not to use crayons.
I have a fascination with the Voynich Manuscript and I feel like I want to make this Molenomicon a thing.
Oh, I'd love to be able to do something like that. Problem is, my art is pretty terrible.
Since I'm feeling a little inspired and overwhelmed by the size of this thing, how about you pick one of his abominations and suggest how the layout looks and I'll draw up a sample page?
In case you're not familiar with it, the Voynich manuscript is a maybe-ancient and undecipherable codex concerning botany / anatomy / astrology / reciepes (?) / and other stuff all annotated in a coded script no one has been able to translate. Some consider it a hoax, some say it's a conspiracy theory, but everyone agrees it's pretty damn ballin'.
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