Neckbeard and Nice Guy Stories - Take a shower before you go outside, please.

[KiwiShoto]

I wanted to have a place where everyone can discuss stories about idiotic neckbeards and I do wish to meet more people! Of course Neckbeard/LegBeards and Nice Guy stories are all accepted! Please don't say something is fake due to how outlandish these walking and talking blobs of lard are really. This is my first thread so please feel free to help me out on here!

 

[aqua sama]

there is already a topic dedicated to nice guys.
you should check it out.

 

[KiwiShoto]

there is already a topic dedicated to nice guys.
you should check it out.

Oh Thank You! I was planning on using this thread more on the side for everyone to share their own personal or their friend's stories about interacting with nice guys, neckbeards, and legbeards.

 

[aqua sama]

Oh Thank You! I was planning on using this thread more on the side for everyone to share their own personal or their friend's stories about interacting with nice guys, neckbeards, and legbeards.

ah ok.
you seem to have a personal vendetta against nice guys. What's your story with them?

 

[KiwiShoto]

ah ok.
you seem to have a personal vendetta against nice guys. What's your story with them?

I have a really bad meetings with them during my job but only when I do cosplays. (I work at an anime store and it's the only one in my town)

 

[aqua sama]

I have a really bad meetings with them during my job but only when I do cosplays. (I work at an anime store and it's the only one in my town)

oh, that sounds intreresting. So, why dont you write down your creepy story?
I would be curious to read it.

 

[KiwiShoto]

oh, that sounds intreresting. So, why dont you write down your creepy story?
I would be curious to read it.

I'm typing up one right now! I'm glad some people are interested in my life with neackbeards.

 

[KiwiShoto]

So here is a quick story about my own experience with these masses of blubber. So, power level showing but I work at an anime shop that isn't too popular but it's the only one in my town. So naturally Neckbeards are flocking this store a lot.
I need to cosplay every Friday to bring in more customers. I don't need to cosplay strictly female characters or strictly male as long is it goes with that week's sale theme. So I decide to play it safe this certain Friday and dress up as Ritsuka from Dancing with Devils I personally found her more entertaining in general and I was supposed to do a dating sim character. But as I worked and stood outside the shop, holding a small stack of papers for the sale. I normally go as far as the food court. This time I was upstairs and was walking around and chatting with people. Naturally I walk by hot-topic because anime losers sometimes go into there. But I go through and get more people to come to my work place. when I was chatting with a worker there, that was when I smelled him the Neckbeard that I'll call, SLIW (Shojo Love Interest Wannabe). He was disgusting. It was like someone shit sulfur acid and then bathed in rotting lasagna. Sadly I was to give out as many fliers as I can. So I turn to face him after I hear his nasally voice simply say,
"EXXXXXXCUUUUUUSSSSSSE me, M'Lady." I am met with a 5'3", about as big around as he was tall, long greasy hair, a five'o-clock shadow that I swear I could see the ghosts of Cheetos in it.
"Hi there! Would you like a flier for my store's newest sale on any and all dating sims and harem animes." I greet, instantly regretting it because the poor worker who I was chatting with had ran away to behind the counter that was next to us.
"Yes, my kawaii-desu empress of hell."
That reply had made me want to crawl into a hole and Die. But I hand him the flier carefully, he grabs it and tries to grab my hand. I thankfully pull away quickly and laugh awkwardly.
"Our store is down stairs by the Food Court and over where the old [Some dress Store Name] was! Just across the Laser tag!" I clarify, knowing at most would know exactly where it's located. But what I didn't expect was that this guy had told me to show him there. I normally would but I don't wanna be alone with this creep so I make up an excuse along the lines of,
"Sorry! I'm not allowed to show others there but you can find our store on the mall maps!" Which would only irritates SLIW who only starts to insist for me to show him to the store. The most obvious fucking store that is down stairs with a huge life sized cardboard cut out of Kill La Kill's main character in her battle uniform. Thankfully one of the hot-topic workers clocked out and saved me by asking if he can help me go back to my store. Which I accept instantly because this guy was so much nicer.
I quickly leave, hearing this neckbeard reveal himself to be also a "nice guy" by saying that I only went with this worker because I, a young adult woman dressed as a high school girl for cosplay, love "chad" cock and am a dirty slut who dresses provocatively so full grown men could look at me. (I will provide a photo of my character's main outfit and looks.)


This was only the first time I met this guy, there are more but I'll see who all would enjoy to read more about this guy before posting more.

 

[aqua sama]

sounds bad.
I felt uncomfortable just by reading it. Do you even like the stuff you promote? maybe I got the wrong impression, but seems like you despise not just weaboos, but anime watchers in general.

 

[KiwiShoto]

sounds bad.
I felt uncomfortable just by reading it. Do you even like the stuff you promote? maybe I got the wrong impression, but seems like you despise not just weaboos, but anime watchers in general.

I love anime but the area I'm in makes it so there are a lot of weaboos and people with zero sense of personal space and hygine that watch anime. I actually strive to get more people to read manga and watch it even if they don't really get too obsessive with stuff. I love my job and some people I do meet that are decent makes my week every time I see them come in.

 

[aqua sama]

I love anime but the area I'm in makes it so there are a lot of weaboos and people with zero sense of personal space and hygine that watch anime. I actually strive to get more people to read manga and watch it even if they don't really get too obsessive with stuff. I love my job and some people I do meet that are decent makes my week every time I see them come in.

that's nice.
but yeah, sadly anime does attract a lot of weird people. It's the same thing with videogames.
they're the preferred hobby of people without many social skills, so they either watch anime or play games, to escape their shitty life.

 

[KiwiShoto]

that's nice.
but yeah, sadly anime does attract a lot of weird people. It's the same thing with videogames.
they're the preferred hobbies of people without many social skills, so they either watch anime or play games, to escape their shitty life.

I'm sad to say I have poor social skills but mine is mostly due to me being shy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I love anime but the area I'm in makes it so there are a lot of weaboos and people with zero sense of personal space and hygine

More casual anime/manga fans tend to be easier to get along with than stereotypical weeaboos.

Also it seems that guy was like a real life caricature cartoon character.

 

[Carmilla]

Wow...quite a story...if only I had access to the :horrifying: rating.

Continue, please!

 

[KiwiShoto]

More casual anime/manga fans tend to be easier to get along with than stereotypical weeaboos.

Also it seems that guy was like a real life caricature cartoon character.

Yeah, though it didn't help that I'm only 5'4" and yet I can look clearly over his head.

Wow...quite a story...if only I had access to the :horrifying: rating.

Continue, please!

I will! In fact I might share how I dubbed him the Shojo Love Interest Wannabe.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Normal couples roleplay in the bedroom.

"Nice Guys" try to roleplay to pick up girls in the first place.

 

[aqua sama]

Normal couples roleplay in the bedroom.

"Nice Guys" try to roleplay to pick up girls in the first place.

they dont really roleplay though. They are really that obnoxious, lol.

 

[KiwiShoto]

they dont really roleplay though. They are really that obnoxious, lol.

I've been messaged by my business email by someone who dared used this to inquire about my next cosplay (Which was Killua from HunterXHunter):

*Tips fedora, smiling impishly at you* Hello My Lady, I'm Here To Inquire About Your Next Sale That is Supposed To Be Fantasy, Mind Me Asking Who You Will Be Cosplaying? *I look you up and down, a bulge growing into my pants to signify my dominance and confidence* I Would Reccomend Cosplaying Miss Asuna From Sword Art Online~ *I get a nose bleed imagining your bouncy tits stressing against the costume as the bulge grows bigger*

 

[aqua sama]

I've been messaged by my business email by someone who dared used this to inquire about my next cosplay (Which was Killua from HunterXHunter):

*Tips fedora, smiling impishly at you* Hello My Lady, I'm Here To Inquire About Your Next Sale That is Supposed To Be Fantasy, Mind Me Asking Who You Will Be Cosplaying? *I look you up and down, a bulge growing into my pants to signify my dominance and confidence* I Would Reccomend Cosplaying Miss Asuna From Sword Art Online~ *I get a nose bleed imagining your bouncy tits stressing against the costume as the bulge grows bigger*

this almost sounds made up by how horrifying it is.
this guy is a fucking living sterotype. Who even writes this stuff in real life?

 

[KiwiShoto]

this almost sounds made up by how horrifying it is.
this guy is a fucking living sterotype. Who even writes this stuff in real life?

I don't know but I want to die a little bit more because next week I'm doing a character Legbeards love to death (Ceil Phantomhive) because an old co-worker got creepier messages that we had to shut down the FaceBook and Twitter for the company. And It was shit since our twitter and facebook was where we posted pictures of cosplays and customers would get discounts if they match the themes the Fridays leading up to the deletion.