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Hey Angie quick question, can you cast a spell to ignite the upcoming civil war in the US please. Also do you know of any spells that can make me kill myself without going to hell? I know magic is actually the work of Evil but its worth an ask innit.

Thanks
ha, there's no spell strong enough for that. i don't believe in hell, and I strongly advise you don't kill yourself. seriously.

Thing about science is that it's a method of exploration and examination, not a set of beliefs (which is why those "I trust the science" people are being retarded). One of the first steps in the scientific process is observation and objectivity. If someone tells you "This lake heals illnesses!" you don't say "We don't have an understanding of magic lakes, therefore this is just a stupid folk belief." You're supposed to say "Okay, what kind of illnesses, and to what degree?" and start throwing people in the lake to test it.
Some of my favorite examples of magic and mythology turning out to be real off the top of my head:
Just because we explain the magic doesn't make the phenomenon itself less real, and just because we named the monster "bear" doesn't make it less deadly.

bookmarking those to read later! you're right in asking the questions that lead to discovery. im pleased you could put it into words, im shit with explaining what I mean. that's the autism for ya
Had to google 'Thin-splicing' quickly, that's something I personally practice a lot just to help me cut down on information intake. It can be helpful in a lot of ways.
thin splicing is fascinating! its the last scientific concept I explained to my mum before she passed. she thought it was cool.
To sperge a bit more, I think 'ghosts' in certain areas or homes exist due to there being an abundance of those emotions, and it's easier to keep building off of those emotions if you keep feeding into them. Which can be seen as ghosts feeding from fear, which in an abstract way, is true. The ghosts of the pasts keep existing because they keep feeding from the same emotions that allowed them to be there.

It's why 'airing' out your homes was a good idea because it helped to create a sense of 'cleansing' in mind and self (As well as your home, reminder to change your bed sheets lest you be haunted with the sweat of previous nightmares.) It does give an air flow to wash out the emotions that are left to mingle and sit stagnant in the areas, and gives you and others a psychological/physical boost making you feel good and full of 'good spirits.'

I could go on and on about this as I love to study it extensively, and daily.
absolutely agree. I think buildings can "hold" human energy. like when people go to auschwitz, even if they have no Jewish ancestry, they end up weeping. I think ghosts a lot of the time are just human energy. theres nothing scary about them.
I think certain people can see them because ghosts are like moths to a flame. the brighter the "energy" of the person, the more a spirit is attracted to them. putting it simply.
I also think the reason people report cats and dogs can see ghosts is due to the extra cones in eyes. like those insects that can see colours humans can't. I think they can "see" energy in a different way to us. like with my rats, they seem to know how im feeling just from how I smell. I think there's a lot to learn with this.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
I also think the reason people report cats and dogs can see ghosts is due to the extra cones in eyes.
Cat and dog vision is worse than ours, but their hearing and vision is much better. So sometimes when they're "staring at nothing" they're still perceiving something we can't sense, just not with their eyes.
Simulated dog vision
Note the wider field of view and desaturated colors
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Simulated cat vision
Note the washed out colors, blur, and vertical stretch
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Cat vision: Night mode
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And since you're a rat person, here's rats:
Rat vision
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Rat vision with whiskers
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Youre a shit fucking witch then ain't ya! A real witch could have done it.
ahh I wouldn't do it even if I could. if you're really having suicidal thoughts, please speak to someone. I've been there.
Cat and dog vision is worse than ours, but their hearing and vision is much better. So sometimes when they're "staring at nothing" they're still perceiving something we can't sense, just not with their eyes.

Simulated dog vision
Note the wider field of view and desaturated colors
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Simulated cat vision
Note the washed out colors, blur, and vertical stretch
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Cat vision: Night mode
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And since you're a rat person, here's rats:
Rat vision
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Rat vision with whiskers
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that is fascinating thank you for showing me this. I always wondered what my rats saw when they look at me. also, i bet we all have fat faces to cats. I wonder what my cat thinks of my face.
 

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Cat and dog vision is worse than ours, but their hearing and vision is much better. So sometimes when they're "staring at nothing" they're still perceiving something we can't sense, just not with their eyes.
Simulated dog vision
Note the wider field of view and desaturated colors
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Simulated cat vision
Note the washed out colors, blur, and vertical stretch
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Cat vision: Night mode
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And since you're a rat person, here's rats:
Rat vision
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Rat vision with whiskers
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It's things like this that make me so curious about looking for different sources of 'seeing' since magic is all about the unseen.
 
Regardless of the prized cow paying a visit to our lowly farm, we must continue our harvest!
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"Why does my dog like my clear quartz?" goat6643 asked. Little did she know, the answer lay right underneath her nose, or her pubes to be more specific.
A tear dripped slowly from goat6643's cheek as she gripped onto the translucent stone in her trembling hands.
"Anubis, please, cum inside me! I've done everything, offered you my cinnamon STICK potion, poured Aunt Jemima on my naked body in the shape of a veneration sigil and even gave you my leftover Mcdonald's! When will you dick me down in the astral?! I hope this feels almost as good as your thick, veiny penis," the witch sobbed loudly, to the annoyance of her neighbors just on the other side of the thin plaster walls.
She began to insert the rock into her damp cave.
"Oooooooghhh!!!" she moaned, as Lexi next door contemplated moving. The rent was cheap, but was it worth it? She wondered, and that smell. . . Could it possibly be. . . Blood? Whatever it was, it was pungent.
goat6643 pushed the quartz deeper in between her wrinkly flaps, manifesting a scenario where she could practice sex magick with someone other than herself. After 30 minutes she realized something.
"It's stuck! Nubby, is this an omen?"
There was no answer.
After a few seconds of silence, Nacho, her dog, burst in from outside of the half closed door. Then, attracted to the scent of fish, began licking the witch's hairy hole, causing the rock to fall out. By this time, goat6643 had forgotten about her conundrum because of her pleasure. She had been a 30 year old virgin whose only contact with people was sending angiethewitch anons telling her to kill herself. goat6643 was the real Amegaotaku all along.

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From my time spent witch discord, I learned hoe is a slur. YOU JUST COMMITTED A HATE CRIME!!!!!!

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Isn't that tiger's eye which is asbestos?

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I need to find more mlm witches.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
Regardless of the prized cow paying a visit to our lowly farm, we must continue our harvest!
Hamtaro is right! Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites, and show the best of our delights!
Also yes, Tiger's Eye is asbestos but if it's smooth and tumbled it's generally considered safe.
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I have my own methods of purification.
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Witchcraft + consumerism
Subscription boxes: When you are willing to spend money and not even know what you're getting!
Amazon, the spiritual marketplace
This Chinese plasticrap is just overflowing with spiritual energy

This, though, this I like:
Yeah, this is cool.
 
Hamtaro is right! Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites, and show the best of our delights!
Also yes, Tiger's Eye is asbestos but if it's smooth and tumbled it's generally considered safe.
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I have my own methods of purification.

Witchcraft + consumerism
Subscription boxes: When you are willing to spend money and not even know what you're getting!
Amazon, the spiritual marketplace
This Chinese plasticrap is just overflowing with spiritual energy

This, though, this I like:
Yeah, this is cool.
I like the vibes of the last video
 

WinchesterPremium

Molṑn lolí
Hey Angie quick question, can you cast a spell to ignite the upcoming civil war in the US please. Also do you know of any spells that can make me kill myself without going to hell? I know magic is actually the work of Evil but its worth an ask innit.

Thanks

Just shout "ALLAH AKBAR" before doing it and you totally get into heaven its in the Bible.
 
Hamtaro is right! Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites, and show the best of our delights!
Also yes, Tiger's Eye is asbestos but if it's smooth and tumbled it's generally considered safe.
View attachment 1858113
I have my own methods of purification.

Witchcraft + consumerism
Subscription boxes: When you are willing to spend money and not even know what you're getting!
Amazon, the spiritual marketplace
This Chinese plasticrap is just overflowing with spiritual energy

This, though, this I like:
Yeah, this is cool.
Ugh, that "pentacle" looks like an octogenarian's nipple. Also, her constantly using the word "cute" to describe ugly objects reminds me of Amberlynn Reid. Would it have killed this lady to edit out her taking a cat hair out of her mouth? That "amazing" statue is clearance aisle at Michael's tier. I was just waiting for the second bitch to bring up an mlm once she started yammering about essential oils. I'm disappointed but not surprised. I wonder if she knows that the founder of Young Living killed his child by drowning her. Real magickal. The last one had nice enthusiasm. I like the moon bottle.
 

Wes Bluemarine

The Prince of Greed and a E-Boy model
Hamtaro is right! Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites, and show the best of our delights!
Also yes, Tiger's Eye is asbestos but if it's smooth and tumbled it's generally considered safe.
View attachment 1858113
I have my own methods of purification.
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My new spell. Thinking about involving soot that my grandfather fisted out of a chimney (for familial spiritual healing) and cannabis for that extra witchy scent. Thoughts?
 

WinchesterPremium

Molṑn lolí
SMT IRL, but in this case, they're all Chaos aligned.

You haven't heard of the "#ChristianWitch" subcategory.

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There are plenty of witches who try to invoke the Christian God and Angels instead of Thor, Loki, Satan, and demons. Totally doing a Lawful route.
 
You haven't heard of the "#ChristianWitch" subcategory.




There are plenty of witches who try to invoke the Christian God and Angels instead of Thor, Loki, Satan, and demons. Totally doing a Lawful route.
Does the whole Indigo Children/Angel worship movement that JoySparklesBS was a part of, count as Christian Witches/New Age Christianity?
 

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