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PurpleSquirrel

I owe God five skulls.
You haven't heard of the "#ChristianWitch" subcategory.




There are plenty of witches who try to invoke the Christian God and Angels instead of Thor, Loki, Satan, and demons. Totally doing a Lawful route.
There are more traditional occultists and "Ritual Magickians" who've performed pseudo-Catholic rites because they maintain that the Mass is an incredibly powerful ceremony. Some of them have even sought consecration as Bishops in non-Papal Catholic churches to obtain the magickal apostolic succession of priesthood that can (allegedly) be traced back to Christ and his disciples. Big Jesus juju, don'cha know.
 

DatBepisTho

Cryptid Farmer
There are more traditional occultists and "Ritual Magickians" who've performed pseudo-Catholic rites because they maintain that the Mass is an incredibly powerful ceremony. Some of them have even sought consecration as Bishops in non-Papal Catholic churches to obtain the magickal apostolic succession of priesthood that can (allegedly) be traced back to Christ and his disciples. Big Jesus juju, don'cha know.
That's so blatant, I love it. These new grounds are ripe for conspiracies and cows aplenty.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
Let's peek in on /x/!
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...and that's enough of that.
 

DatBepisTho

Cryptid Farmer

Pompeii Grammy Awards

A shit show deserves an equally shitty award.

PurpleSquirrel

I owe God five skulls.
That's so blatant, I love it. These new grounds are ripe for conspiracies and cows aplenty.
One of the most famous of these occultist "independent bishops" was the late David Ferrie. He's one of the central figures in most of the JFK assassination conspiracy theories: a commercial and military pilot who first met Oswald when the latter was a teenager in the Civil Air Patrol, and probably a Glowie who was "suicided" when he became a liability. Ferrie was consecrated as a bishop in the Orthodox Old Catholic Church, but was also reputed to celebrate Voodoo ceremonies in his New Orleans flat.

Another example: the pervert power-couple Marion Zimmer Bradley and Walter Breen. Respectively a bestselling lesbian novelist and a noted gay numismatist involved in a pre-Stonewall "beard" marriage, both were open pedophiles, although only Breen did any time for molesting little kids (he died in prison, serving a term for his third kiddie-rape conviction). These two winners were consecrated into the independent bishopric by a third boy-diddling prelate: Patriarch Michael Itkin, a convert to Catholicism from Judaism who ran several different "radical Christian" sects, and who had his dirty fingers in everything from New Left activism to LSD research.

All of the above are deceased now, but if you want to see a living LOLcow closet-occultist "independent bishop," check out Britain's Sean Manchester. I'd start a Prospering Grounds thread on him, but don't feel like chasing down all the online material about his rather bizarre life and career.
 
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I painted one of your rats, @angiethewitch
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Anyway, here's your daily dose of menstrual blood my frens!
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Anyone have any ideas for a spell to get a male gecko?

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How is being a Steven Universe sperg witchcraft?

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✨You're nasty✨

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Twerking in a g string is going to get sexual comments. Being on the internet means you're opening yourself to criticism and unwanted advances. We don't give a shit if we have your consent. Go cry about it, jaidspo.

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Would it have killed him to use a ruler?

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Now that he mentioned urine, I'm wondering why we don't come across people using that for spells instead.

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Maybe Persephone doesn't want to have sex with you, did you think about that?
 

PuffyGroundCloud

Steak Connoisseur
I painted one of your rats, @angiethewitch
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Anyway, here's your daily dose of menstrual blood my frens!
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Anyone have any ideas for a spell to get a male gecko?

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How is being a Steven Universe sperg witchcraft?

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✨You're nasty✨

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Twerking in a g string is going to get sexual comments. Being on the internet means you're opening yourself to criticism and unwanted advances. We don't give a shit if we have your consent. Go cry about it, jaidspo.

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Would it have killed him to use a ruler?

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Now that he mentioned urine, I'm wondering why we don't come across people using that for spells instead.

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Maybe Persephone doesn't want to have sex with you, did you think about that?
I love your painting @fuzzyrodent85
 
You haven't heard of the "#ChristianWitch" subcategory.




There are plenty of witches who try to invoke the Christian God and Angels instead of Thor, Loki, Satan, and demons. Totally doing a Lawful route.
They'd be better off going Muslim. Early Arabic sources have examples of witches calling on Allah to work magick with his permission. Christianity has taken a hard stance on "no sorcery" since day one.
 
Allow me (from iilluminaughtii) to introduce you to Urine Therapy:
Yep.
Brother Sage has a website.
And he's been on at least one podcast.
YEP.
I feel so bad for those Nigerian children that were forced to drink pee. Also, that video said that brother sage had his weekly urine therapy meetings at the boulder public library. Imagine learning that the library you go to had weekly meetings on the benefits of drinking pee. I'm wondering if fermented piss is worse or better for you now.
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Would it really clean your floor though? Wouldn't it just make your house smell like pee?

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I'd rather stay unmotivated.

Bonus menstrual content:
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Does this actually work?
 
I feel so bad for those Nigerian children that were forced to drink pee. Also, that video said that brother sage had his weekly urine therapy meetings at the boulder public library. Imagine learning that the library you go to had weekly meetings on the benefits of drinking pee. I'm wondering if fermented piss is worse or better for you now.
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Would it really clean your floor though? Wouldn't it just make your house smell like pee?

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I'd rather stay unmotivated.

Bonus menstrual content:
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Does this actually work?
Pretty sure "fermented urine" is just ammonia so yeah, don't go drinking that.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
Correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't blood and bone meal also used to feed domesticated fowl, such as chickens, turkey and ducks as well?
It is indeed. Also, if any vegan ever gives you shit about it, tell them that deer frequently stomp birds to death for the calcium in their bones and elephants will grab birds from their nests to eat them for the same reason.
 

WinchesterPremium

Molṑn lolí
They'd be better off going Muslim. Early Arabic sources have examples of witches calling on Allah to work magick with his permission. Christianity has taken a hard stance on "no sorcery" since day one.

Something tells me that practicing witchcraft as a Muslim is more likely to get you a rock to your head or ostracized by your family than practicing witchcraft as a Christian in the west is, regardless of what the early practices where. The religious police in areas that have religious police definitely still stone witches from what I can tell.
 
Something tells me that practicing witchcraft as a Muslim is more likely to get you a rock to your head or ostracized by your family than practicing witchcraft as a Christian in the west is, regardless of what the early practices where. The religious police in areas that have religious police definitely still stone witches from what I can tell.
Yes, but in occultic circles older = better. Besides they love being persecuted so much; what could be more persecuted than getting a rock to the noggin for following the Old Ways?
 

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