Reading up on any old pantheon gives one a lot of understanding why Christians and Jews adopted the idea that the pagan gods were demonic spirits. (Egyptian myth is even more fucked up than greek.)That reminds me, I don't really know why anyone would choose to worship the Olympians. There's three pantheons I wouldn't fuck with if I had the choice; Babylonian, Mesoamerican, and Greco-Roman. Even a basic perusal of Greek myth gives you a very clear idea that the gods are petty, vindictive, and cruel. Zeus straight up rapes women all the time and his wife chooses to punish his victims. Athena turns some bitch into a spider for being better than her at weaving, and even wise and virtuous Apollo just lays some plague on people because fuck you I don't need a reason.
Inviting an Olympian in to be your personal savior is a bit like making friends with Hannibal Lecter.
Besides, they're doing it wrong. Greeks and Romans didn't take Olympians as their personal savior. For daily prayers they just propitiated the little gods of hearth and home, maybe an ancestor spirit or two. If you know anything of Shinto, it was very much like that.
But I guess saying "I worshipped at the lararium today and I fell that the lars were with me all day long!" just doesn't sound as kewl as Hades rocking out to showtunes with you.
Oh hey, another excuse to post something from Cartoon History of the Universe.Empire of Ethiopia
Let's see how she's doing:I wish I had Angie's fingernail clippings so I can make a spell for her to love me again.
I hope that cat haunts the absolute shit out of her. Full on Cats of Ulthar shit.Then, skin the feline and make it into a rug for your altar to Aphrodite.
That chest piece is pretty cool, though.[Tattoo-lady]
She's a bitch, though. Also, the inverted cross is a cross of St. Peter.[Tattoo-lady pt. 2]
Lol finger too fat for a ring.
Make it a subscription service and charge $20 a month. Easy money with cheap hematite rings.
Mayortomatillo and Angie are two different people, but could you imagine if they fusioned into a single witch?Jesus...how many pets has this psychopath killed?
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It could be the windows background.
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I might as well be a star in two girls one cup, because I'm saying right now that no one can participate in witchcraft because it isn't real.
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So you're saying that Physis is the easiest hoe ever, it costs about $2.99 to fuck her. Most pathetic embodiment of the divine order of the cosmos I've ever heard of.
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What do you mean "tried" to dox you? If they're your friends and know your name and face it wouldn't be that hard.
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CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!! REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE!!!!!!
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I don't know about the rest of you guys, but that egg is telling me it needs hot sauce and a pinch of basil.
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I wish I had Angie's fingernail clippings so I can make a spell for her to love me again.
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I think this gives off bunny boiler vibes.
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Pour some period blood in the cat's mouth. Then, skin the feline and make it into a rug for your altar to Aphrodite.
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We heard you the first time.
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Yes. It's the leopard gecko that came up earlier in this thread.Summerland? The King's X song?
That hag in the last video. Oh God. She looks like 45 year old trailer trash but she's probably a lot younger. Ick. Most f these women are just so ugly or unkempt. No wonder they gravitate towards stuff like this. The edgy ones want to be edgy and the ugly ones want to feel like they have something special going on.
The Hot Topic queen is pretty hilarious too. But at least she's trying to fix herself up. For a Manson concert in 1996.
Is that a real lizard? You never put predator and prey animals together.