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Nogib

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Did this actually happen? It's such a thriller, it's in two parts. I wonder if anyone has the movie rights yet?

Does Maria exist? Has anyone showered her in gifts and blessings? Is Maria still crying?

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Brought to us by yet another of the VIP class of Resetera http://resetera.kiwifarms.net/vip/DigitalOp

I'm going to suggest DigitalOp is high as fuck and decided to write some RACIST FANFIC.
 

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Intent vs impact, even when your intent is normal, you're still displaying wrong think and are probably in need of being shipped off to a re-education camp.
At no point do any of these loons stop to think "hey wait a minute, everyone else clearly means this term to be all-encompassing in this context, therefore it clearly includes me! I'm not being left out!" No, they have to be explicitly included. They don't perceive themselves as part of the group. They're predisposed to consider themselves outcasts and to assume everyone else considers them outcasts. So out come the linguistic thumbscrews, straight to attack mode when there's a simpler, more human option available.

This slow chipping away at language is one of the most insidious things that can be brought to bear against a culture. Forcing the words to change doesn't force the underlying ideas to change; words are shaped by ideas, not the other way around, as anyone who's read the classic line "that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet" should know already, and as Steven Pinker described so aptly with his concept of the "euphemism treadmill", whereby naughty words are replaced with softer euphemisms which themselves over time come to embody all the naughtiness they were supposed to conceal. Those who would police language in this manner have an infinite amount of language suppression to do, an infinite span of censorious time to occupy, for their task will never be complete: they are only attacking the manifestations of the ideas, and not the ideas themselves. If ever left unchecked they will rampage through the entire lexicon one problematic word at a time and attempt to restrict the range of expression so as to exclude the gross, icky, triggering things.

These are the modern-day book-burners. They happily destroy the outward representations of the ideas they hate.
 

Oh Shit I'm Sorry

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Latest Red Letter Media crythread up to 21 pages. About what you'd expect, tons of "Disney is your friend, "Pandering is good", "So what if the movie sucks it has a grill", "They didn't call out the angry misogynerds boycotting the movie that means they too are angry misogynerds" , "How dare they make their content appealing to the biggest target audience like every single other company in the world does" and your standard slew of "THEY'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE(S)". Anything that could detract from the reeeeing such as the fact that they've praised female-oriented movies plenty of times in the past (ie, Annihilation) or the Trump jokes they've made and the fact that half of them are openly liberal (ie, Aidsmoby, Beardfat) is brushed aside because muh precious megacorps latest money-making product.

Almost all the biggest Reetards make an appearance from Excel Spreadsheet, BDS, Kitsunelaine to the one and only Eden's Crossing who of course has a ton of ground to stand on when calling out "problematic" Youtubers what with being a giant DarkSyde "Haw Haw look at the size of her titties gimmie a motorboat baby!" Phil stan.

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"They're racist because I said so. Checkmate Nazi sympathizers."

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HBomberGay is brought up numerous times but unlike those awful RLM guys who made like 3 out of 500 videos ERA finds offensive all he did was run with Habermann's crew for a time and stan for his rapey friend like any good woke ally would.

I'm not gonna bother going through all of it for screencaps because it's essentially a carbon copy of the Ghostbusters and Last Jedi crythreads so here's a couple posts from the last page where they've stopped beating around the bush and just started flat-out accusing them of being Nazis:
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HeyYou

seriousposter
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Did this actually happen? It's such a thriller, it's in two parts. I wonder if anyone has the movie rights yet?

Does Maria exist? Has anyone showered her in gifts and blessings? Is Maria still crying?

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https://archive.fo/nql6U

Brought to us by yet another of the VIP class of Resetera http://resetera.kiwifarms.net/vip/DigitalOp

I'm going to suggest DigitalOp is high as fuck and decided to write some RACIST FANFIC.
Reminds me of this story on reddit that everyone called out as a crock of shit: https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/9vs05k/my_son_is_a_hateful_incel_and_i_just_cannot_save/

A comment there explained very well why stories like these are just so obviously fake.

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HeyYou

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A video game forum spoke for too long about how good Kingdom Come: Deliverance is, shut it down!

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Something something Gamergate! Needs to be asked in every thread!

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It's an uphill battle comrade!

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Would it be Reeeeeera if in the one actual case of derailment this forum ever sees, the mods don't consider it derailment? Also, shouldn't IrishNinja be banned? X Defense Force as a pejorative comes from /pol/.
 

Aquinas

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I will never get over the fact that these idiots live in a different world than I do. They see white nationalists and nazis where none exist, hatred where none exist, and under every bed is the bogeyman.
Empathy comes out in weird fucking ways, like personification of animals (not furries you tards), or in this case, seeing yourself in others.
Specifically your own toxic hatred.
 

BesadaDontStarve

Don't feed after midnight.
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An addition to the boys topic above

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So someone that needs to see a therapist is currently commandeering a 24+ page topic demanding everyone changes their own life to suit the needs of this... things delusions. Is saying "thing" gendered? Please help me out here.

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Of course when another exceptional person wants to say they are offended by "pals" and "people" it's time to go LMFAO and express disbelief.

But if anyone expresses disbelief to your delusions you call on the moderators to ban wrong think. Because if you put Non-Binary in your Resetera profile, that automatically makes you part of the protected class of minority voices.

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Also remember, here is the mod approved "correct" way of thinking. If you don't agree, you will be banned. We can read your mind and thoughts, intent doesn't matter. Just the impact caused for less than 1% of the population.

Why not make the "small free change" to bend the knee to crazy? Go on, stop thinking for yourself and cater to overly aggressive and deranged exceptional individuals. Live your life by their demands.

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You are probably already a Nazi who skins cats in their moms basement. Honest, serious answer.

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Yes, quality arguments. You are in a topic over 20 pages crying about the use of the word "boy" or "boys". How dare these words be legitimized. This is language-terrorism.

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"I think that's pretty noble of you". Time to be knighted and command the title of Sir... oh wait, that's gendered. My bad.

Lastly, astro has been at this before

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I'm sensing a therapist would have to find out why they (is this gender neutral enough for you astro?) have a deep-seated disgust of "boys". Could this be a sign that astro is projecting some sort of problematic behavior they are involved in with boys?

I think astro has earned a VIP position - http://resetera.kiwifarms.net/VIP
 
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Beardfish

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Also, highlighted posts/bookmarks by mods are basically the "correct think" narrative you must follow.

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Intent vs impact, even when your intent is normal, you're still displaying wrong think and are probably in need of being shipped off to a re-education camp.
You know, this post wouldn't actually be so bad if it was just a post. It's a stupid argument from the get go because people should have thicker skin and you ideally shouldn't want to idealize weakness, but it's well within his right to be stupid. The problem with Resetera is that this isn't an argument, you literally can't provide a counter-argument. This is the law. You turn a flimsy at best logic into an inarguable stance. Echo chambers fucking suck because you spend most of your "debating" time not ever having a debate so you always have a feeling you're right. When someone challenges those views, you can't deal with it. You have to remove them from that particular social circle. And then that initial stupid argument resonates freely as like minded individuals continue to circle jerk around it. It becomes ingrained into that group's belief not ever getting questioned.
 

Vault Boy

Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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BesadaDontStarve

Don't feed after midnight.
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Speaking of fake stories

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https://archive.fo/EdSw7

OP has kept it short and simple to increase chances of it seeming believable, unlike DigitalOp's Jussie Smollett roleplay. But this is Resetera, where everyone wants to be told how progressive and brave they are.

But what was OP doing? Were they walking up to strangers and going "I'M A FEMINIST, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER?".
 

BesadaDontStarve

Don't feed after midnight.
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DigitalOp update

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Going full Jussie Smollett.

We all know Resetera is an exceptional place, but the fact even they cannot see through this bullshit brings me despair.

Maria is now sending "decent emails" and the white lady managed to respond within minutes to say "She'd do it all over again". All of this within 24 hours, as seemingly Jussie, I mean DigitalOp, had nothing else to do today but "drop some goodies off". Going back to hang about a daycare. Hmmm.

The other two seemingly had a completely free schedule too, to send emails and await DigitalOp's return.

And the author of this true story? Albert Einstein.

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"Anything else would have been unrealistic"

"Now I really have to wonder if she was telling the truth"

Unrealistic... telling the truth....

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Rhysuu

Might be next to you right now.
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DigitalOp update

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Going full Jussie Smollett.

We all know Resetera is an exceptional place, but the fact even they cannot see through this bullshit brings me despair.

Maria is now sending "decent emails" and the white lady managed to respond within minutes to say "She'd do it all over again". All of this within 24 hours, as seemingly Jussie, I mean DigitalOp, had nothing else to do today but "drop some goodies off". Going back to hang about a daycare. Hmmm.

The other two seemingly had a completely free schedule too, to send emails and await DigitalOp's return.

And the author of this true story? Albert Einstein.

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"Anything else would have been unrealistic"

"Now I really have to wonder if she was telling the truth"

Unrealistic... telling the truth....

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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
 

BesadaDontStarve

Don't feed after midnight.
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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
Outside a daycare too. Even someone suffering from crippling social exceptionalism would know the dynamics of a single male, middle-aged, hanging about outside a daycare for over an hour.

White or black, that's not a good look.
 

Ruin

Mercenary Slut
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DigitalOp update

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Going full Jussie Smollett.

We all know Resetera is an exceptional place, but the fact even they cannot see through this bullshit brings me despair.

Maria is now sending "decent emails" and the white lady managed to respond within minutes to say "She'd do it all over again". All of this within 24 hours, as seemingly Jussie, I mean DigitalOp, had nothing else to do today but "drop some goodies off". Going back to hang about a daycare. Hmmm.

The other two seemingly had a completely free schedule too, to send emails and await DigitalOp's return.

And the author of this true story? Albert Einstein.

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"Anything else would have been unrealistic"

"Now I really have to wonder if she was telling the truth"

Unrealistic... telling the truth....

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This oppression fan fiction is so fucking sad. I respect people with body pillows more.
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
Exactly. Anyone else would be like, "I'm not going to sit in my car like a sperg for 90 minutes. Let me go home and take a nap/watch a movie/eat breakfast or use the time to run some errands while i'm out here"
 
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Ebonic Tutor

"Shitposting at any cost."
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I'll give em the benefit of the doubt on the waiting outside the library for an hour part. Maybe the library is fairly far away from his house and he was already out that way for another reason?

Not that it doesn't reek of bullshit but I have a feeling the waiting in the car part is probably true. Probably wrote the post while he was waiting for it to open even after the idea struck.
 
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