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Rhysuu

Might be next to you right now.
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DigitalOp update

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Going full Jussie Smollett.

We all know Resetera is an exceptional place, but the fact even they cannot see through this bullshit brings me despair.

Maria is now sending "decent emails" and the white lady managed to respond within minutes to say "She'd do it all over again". All of this within 24 hours, as seemingly Jussie, I mean DigitalOp, had nothing else to do today but "drop some goodies off". Going back to hang about a daycare. Hmmm.

The other two seemingly had a completely free schedule too, to send emails and await DigitalOp's return.

And the author of this true story? Albert Einstein.

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"Anything else would have been unrealistic"

"Now I really have to wonder if she was telling the truth"

Unrealistic... telling the truth....

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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
 

BesadaDontStarve

Don't feed after midnight.
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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
Outside a daycare too. Even someone suffering from crippling social exceptionalism would know the dynamics of a single male, middle-aged, hanging about outside a daycare for over an hour.

White or black, that's not a good look.
 

Ruin

Big tiddy Nazi GF
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DigitalOp update

View attachment 694687

https://archive.fo/990Q7

Going full Jussie Smollett.

We all know Resetera is an exceptional place, but the fact even they cannot see through this bullshit brings me despair.

Maria is now sending "decent emails" and the white lady managed to respond within minutes to say "She'd do it all over again". All of this within 24 hours, as seemingly Jussie, I mean DigitalOp, had nothing else to do today but "drop some goodies off". Going back to hang about a daycare. Hmmm.

The other two seemingly had a completely free schedule too, to send emails and await DigitalOp's return.

And the author of this true story? Albert Einstein.

View attachment 694694

"Anything else would have been unrealistic"

"Now I really have to wonder if she was telling the truth"

Unrealistic... telling the truth....

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This oppression fan fiction is so fucking sad. I respect people with body pillows more.
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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I didn't bring this up originally but my favorite thing about this story is that even in a completely fake scenario that he made up out of thin air, he's a fucking loser who waits in his car for an hour and a half for the library to open. What is he homeless? Why didn't he just wait until the library was open and then leave at that time? Who just has an hour and a half in the morning to do that?
Exactly. Anyone else would be like, "I'm not going to sit in my car like a sperg for 90 minutes. Let me go home and take a nap/watch a movie/eat breakfast or use the time to run some errands while i'm out here"
 
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Ebonic Tutor

"Shitposting at any cost."
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I'll give em the benefit of the doubt on the waiting outside the library for an hour part. Maybe the library is fairly far away from his house and he was already out that way for another reason?

Not that it doesn't reek of bullshit but I have a feeling the waiting in the car part is probably true. Probably wrote the post while he was waiting for it to open even after the idea struck.
 
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Apoth42

Hehe xd
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They all want Pewdiepie, 8Chan and Candace Owens to pay.
 

Vault Boy

Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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They all want Pewdiepie, 8Chan and Candace Owens to pay.
I see these guys are big on guilt by association (very loose association at that). Quite the authoritarian angle, huh?
 
I see these guys are big on guilt by association (very loose association at that). Quite the authoritarian angle, huh?
Judging by the manifesto, that was exactly what the shooter was banking on. He's playing the press and the authoritarians in the peanut gallery, trying to ignite the powder keg.

The term "useful idiots" springs to mind for some reason.
 

AirdropShitposts

Ziggy! Leap me far, far from here...
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Ziggy! Leap me far, far from here...
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thread is fucking amazing, all the one sentence dismissive posts piling on anyone who doesn't understand how PewDiePie has blood on his hands

the bizarro world of their version of PewDiePie:
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and of course, the bans, oh god the bans:
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and it just keeps getting better as they descend further into madness over this guy

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Vault Boy

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It's like the goddamn Salem Witch Trials in that thread. I can hope YouTube doesn't bend to their will and ban PDP.
 

AirdropShitposts

Ziggy! Leap me far, far from here...
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I think this is possibly the farthest over the deep end they've ever gone. Especially regarding the staff. I can't believe how far into this PewDiePie is an active sinister cult leader spreading Nazism to children and ordering mass murders conspiracy theory that the STAFF is fully endorsing by banning anyone who doesn't see it while letting the nuttiest of the nutters run wild just spamming and shitposting nonsense. Normally they're slightly smarter than this and would have closed the thread realizing how bad it makes them look. But nope, they're right there in the thread encouraging it. They must think this will be their big moment, taking down THQNordic with the boycott of threads about their games they're planning, and also bringing down their nemesis at the center of the GamerGateNaziTrumpGoogle Machine: PewDiePie.
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