Netflix is about to rape the Sandman -

[Marissa Moira]

Netflix trying to do a speedrun of how fast they can ruin another adaptation. I've never read any of Sandman, but luckily I know this show is a complete no go.

At this point they've broken Sci-Fi Channel's record for biggest string of shit put to film and TV. I mean Sci-Fi's adaptation of Dune still somewhat holds up even today(even if it's by default due to every other version fucking up).

 

[topsikrets]

I don't really care Gaiman is a bad writer and the comic sucked dick, so will this.

 

[The Shadow]

David Thewlis looks like he got photographed the very second when someone explained the pronouns game to him.

At this point they've broken Sci-Fi Channel's record for biggest string of shit put to film and TV. I mean Sci-Fi's adaptation of Dune still somewhat holds up even today(even if it's by default due to every other version fucking up).

Also had some nice titties in the uncut version. But much less cat milking.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I have all the leather bound collectors editions of the Sandman books.

These are not comics that aged well. They seem to be re-tellings of existing mythology. I probably wouldn't own them if not for the nostalgia factor.

This is not something to get upset about.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Omg I hate that fag thats also in Cowboy Bebop

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

I have absolutely no faith in this story working outside of the medium of comics. It's up there with Dune for things I consider unadaptable.

 

[Broseph]

I think it's kinda an unspoken rule that comic books really only work best as animated adaptations with a few exceptions here and there, which is probably why the Invincible Amazon series is so good because it actually looks just like the comic in animated form and it's not filled with a bunch of woke BS like race swapped characters and diversity hires.

 

[Lemmingwise]

And even worse they've got Neil Gaiman to simp for this horrifying assault on his work. He's there on twitter defending it. The showrunner is the writer of Wonder Woman.

Gaiman would love this kind of stuff.






Guess his race

 

[XYZpdq]

South Park already did that when Kenny was on a flower acid trip. The last thing we need in current day is Netflix picking this up.

there was that Metal Hurlant Chronicles, too

 

[TitusVoid]

Gaiman would love this kind of stuff.


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I fucking hate him. He may have created something good in the past but he's nothing but a sniveling loser trying desperately to be the most woke shithead in the room now. He's going to great lengths to claim Death can be anything even after having explicitly based her appearance on a White woman when making Sandman. The desire to shove blacks down our throats now transcends honoring what he had previously made.

 

[Dom Cruise]

So many years they've been talking about a Sandman adaption and it finally happens in the worst possible time for adaptions in history.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I fucking hate him. He may have created something good in the past but he's nothing but a sniveling loser trying desperately to be the most woke shithead in the room now. He's going to great lengths to claim Death can be anything even after having explicitly based her appearance on a White woman when making Sandman. The desire to shove blacks down our throats now transcends honoring what he had previously made.

I really liked some of his stuff, but rereading the Gaiman books, it's almost all subversive, and seemingly intentionally and even hamfistedly so. Honestly he was writing woke stuff before people called it woke.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Gaiman would love this kind of stuff.


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The Endless do have specific human forms. Gaiman either came up with them all or borrowed/stole them from others.

* Dream has been an alien-looking white guy with straight black hair ever since the series was first pitched, with sketches by Gaiman, McKean, and Baulch. His second aspect is a grown-up form of Lyta and Hector Hall's kid, the son of two pre-existing characters he incorporated into Sandman.

* Death was originally supposed to look like Nico, but the artist modeled her on Cinamon Hadley and Gaiman approved that.

* Destiny was a pre-existing character.

* Desire is just that Patrick Nagel woman, the one you used to see in nail salons and tanning parlors.

* Despair is Desire's twin and should be equally white.

* Delirium first appeared as a teenage scene girl so I wouldn't be surprised if she was modeled after someone Gaiman or an artist wanted to fuck. She's also a redhead, so we know what they're going to do to her. Bonus points if they just rehire Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black.

* Destruction was evidently modeled after Brian Blessed before Jill Thompson gave him a less imposing physique.

It's true that the Endless look different to different people--Dream is an African when speaking to Nada and a cat when speaking to other cats, Delirium is Asian when working the San Francisco opium dens--but 99% of the time they have their normal appearance, even when no humans are around. Because that's what Gaiman wanted them to look like. The artists worked in their own styles, but they were always working from the same designs.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

I'm still fond enough of the original run. I'll give this a chance but after Good Omens I am not optimistic.

However, and spoiler here for those who haven't read the comics

Spoiler: It may get a bit "problematic"

unless things adjust massively Desire is going to come out at the end looking the most evil. Since the run includes a long plan by Desire to get the current incarnation of Dream to kill himself. To the extent of basically (given everyone consents to Desire because of its nature) raping someone specifically to father a child that would facilitate this. Given what eventually does lead to Dream's death which is slightly different even that could be considered a Desire scheme that succeeded.

It's interestingly done and all of the Endless are depicted as perpetually inhuman throughout with Death probably the closest to have a human set of moral standards so judging it by those standards is deliberately awkward. But Desire is probably the closest thing to "the" villain of the overall run.

Put it in generic terms it's essentially the story of how the genderfluid character gaslights their autistic sibling into topping himself. Which somehow I suspect may not make it into the show which is a shame because it was interesting.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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I can't prove that Wokesters are making iconic characters black because they want to point and screech at the people who object to the racebending on Twitter. I will say that Woke creators probably consider it a fringe benefit at least. They're clearly enjoying it, as you can see...

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Gaiman's Smug-O-Meter has to be off the charts, knowing that his work helped to bring about our current Clown World. It doesn't surprise me that he's chosen to live in the Clown World Hellmouth known as Minneapolis.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

You know, for all the shit people talk about him, Alan Moore threw up his hands and walked away at a (comparatively) trivial defilement of his work. Why is the crazy hippie who worships a snake god the only one with any artistic integrity?

 

[Xolanite]

oh no... the horror.

 

[Just Dont]

Patton Oswalt killed his wife? When did that happened?

 

[Korpon]

Oh would you look at that, Netflix putting out another shitty thing that I'll easily hard skip. Stuff like this is why I canceled my Netflix subscription years ago.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I can't prove that Wokesters are making iconic characters black because they want to point and screech at the people who object to the racebending on Twitter. I will say that Woke creators probably consider it a fringe benefit at least. They're clearly enjoying it, as you can see...



Gaiman's Smug-O-Meter has to be off the charts, knowing that his work helped to bring about our current Clown World. It doesn't surprise me that he's chosen to live in the Clown World Hellmouth known as Minneapolis.

Maybe he secretly hates it but feels like he can't actually speak out about it? What's he going to do? Anything said against it would get him tarred and feathered and blacklisted like JK Rowling.

We don't live in a free society anymore, everyone is being forced to think a certain way and say certain things, there's no way to tell who's being genuine and who is just not willing to risk sticking their neck out.

Now granted that doesn't exactly let Gaiman off the hook entirely, it makes him a bit cowardly at the very least because the only power these people have is the power we give them by not speaking out and letting them get away with their bullshit.

I really feel like at this rate there's not going to be a single white actor left in western media, literally every last cast member of every single thing is going to be black lol.