It's not live you piece of garbage.
"um" was said 11 times.
"you know" was said 11 times"
That's an average of once every 22 seconds that he had no idea what to say next.
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It's not live you piece of garbage.
"um" was said 11 times.
"you know" was said 11 times"
That's an average of once every 22 seconds that he had no idea what to say next.
KangarooPissSpray
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Oh noes he had to take time off with “muh gurl” to make a beggin’ vijya, the horror!
Edit: Couldn’t even shave for it filthy pig.
Edit 2: Couldn’t destroy an apartment by putting up “sound proofing” foam.... FFS you could use the double sided 3M Command Strips to hang them.
Edit: Couldn’t even shave for it filthy pig.
Edit 2: Couldn’t destroy an apartment by putting up “sound proofing” foam.... FFS you could use the double sided 3M Command Strips to hang them.
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KingjadVCMP
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Anyone able to provide a written summary of his ranting? Same auld shite or anything substantially interesting and unique?
No black shirt, not a true emergenREE video.
DiabeticSP
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Do you think he only skipped the black shirt because he knows we make fun of him.
Wing Zero
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It's the same old shit. "make or break for me, worked my ass off, don't wanna leave my adult house" yadda yadda yadda blah blah fucking blah.
You asked for a written summary but I'm too lazy. But you can read that faster than you can watch the video.
it's the same DSPisms of always.
"Muh game marathon"
"Muh taxes"
"Muh girfriend"
"I need money dummy"
Basically his pre-stream but in youtube format.
he just doing this because he wants to reach more people to finance his shinenigans.
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Also, about 7min~ into the video, he desperately says that "if i don't pay the whole thing, it's fine so if you can only contribute a little, every buck counts,"... funny how this couldn't happen in the past huh...
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Besides the rampant entitlement in the video, I love this quotation the most.
1) If DSP didn't care about Youtube, he wouldn't have muted all the music in his GTA3 playthrough.
2) If DSP didn't care about Youtube, he wouldn't have gotten into the fight with the Apex composer last month.
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Again he ties his ability to stream to living in Renton. Living any other place in the world would make it impossible for him to stream (even though plenty of people create khantent, without living in Seattle). "You can't do this kind of stuff [streaming], when you rent." He had to also mention the mentally ill detractors, to underline his role as a victim. And khet, just to inform people that an innocent woman is also at risk of having to leave Renton.
He recycled the tactic, from last year, where he proclaims that he'll find out how much he owes right before the event, but we the viewers won't be privy to that information. How convenient, Dave.
Finally he hedges the entire thing by saying that even if he doesn't raise sufficient funds during the stream, all is not lost. Can't tie the entire bullshit narrative up on this stream ofc.
Anyways, those are my autistic takeaways. All in all a thoroughly embarrassing video. After this, I cannot wait for the forthcoming marathon stream to be a massive failure for Dark.
He recycled the tactic, from last year, where he proclaims that he'll find out how much he owes right before the event, but we the viewers won't be privy to that information. How convenient, Dave.
Finally he hedges the entire thing by saying that even if he doesn't raise sufficient funds during the stream, all is not lost. Can't tie the entire bullshit narrative up on this stream ofc.
Anyways, those are my autistic takeaways. All in all a thoroughly embarrassing video. After this, I cannot wait for the forthcoming marathon stream to be a massive failure for Dark.
Comma
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-edit- I decided to make this shitpost at least somewhat useful, and uploaded an archived version of the video (in 480p, because DSP doesn't give a fuck about the quality of his webcam anyway).
Mr.PiggyOinkOink
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I think my favorite part of this is dark genuinely believes he has thousand of silent YouTube fans that are unaware of his constant begging that he can call out for to rally and donate. He’s done this so many times and his viewers have never gone up, I think the most that happened was he like like 100 more bucks on patreon.
Something is going on though, dark would never do a 12 hour stream just to fake a sob story
Something is going on though, dark would never do a 12 hour stream just to fake a sob story
KangarooPissSpray
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What is going everyone who watches DSPGaming on YouTube. I’m DarkSydePhil ahbviously and I’m the person who creates all the khantent for this channel, you probably know who I am if you’re an avid viewer of the khantent here. Uhmm The reason I’m making this video and putting it out today is because today is a day off for me, when I’m not going to be putting up any other videos on the channel. Uh as you know pretty much everyday I put stuff on this channel with the exception of the one day I have off from live streaming. An the day’s that I am live streaming I’m always record and upload all those “archives” right here to DSPGaming when I’m done. Uh hack the reason that I’m doing it today on my day off is because I want this video to get a lot of attention on DSPGaming, since there’s no other videos today umm clap and the bottom line is that this coming Saturday March uhh 23rd 2019 I’m doing my first ever true gaming marathon, meaning I’m going to be streaming from roughly 10am to 10pm pacific time on twitch. And I’m to be playing a wide variety of games including, more Sekiro because it’s coming out this Friday and I know people are going to want to see more of that uh hum games such as the Donkey Kong Country series, as well as some super Mario RPG. “Chill” and modernized games you guys like to see me play such as call of duty black ops 4 black out, probably some modern warfare remastered because I’ve been doing so “well” at that recently.and some throwback classic Street Fighter since you guys have love watching me play that since those are the games I grew up up playing and I’m actually pretty good at them and I’m probably going to be doing a segment on the stream where I just kind of talk to you guys, maybe open q and a, or just discussion of how things are going okay? All that being said why am I making this video for you? Why aren’t I just putting out the videos here on DSPGaming? Well, the reason I’m doing this marathon is because my federal taxes are going to be due on April 15th, I have been speaking with my tax ummm guy and he’s been stating by the end of this week he’s going to be able to tell me exactly how much I owe to the federal government and the bottom line is the more I can pay out of that, the better the situation will be okay? Bassically The way he’s explaining it is, the more of what I owe that I can pay Up front is good, okay? Because if I pay that off on time there’s less that they can the government can say “oh you didn’t pay it on time?”
Now there’s going to be fees and interest and everything that gets slammed on top of that. Ummm throat clears so snort you know in all honesty this Saturday is make or break for this Saturday’s marathon depending on how it goes is make or break for me because depending on how much I can raise during this special event is gonna determine how much of my taxes I can actually PAY and basically get me as far out of a bad situation as possible. It’s very possible if I can’t pay off all the taxes there’s going to be MASSIVE amounts of fees and interest, that are going to make it basically almost impossible for me to pay. To the point where this year, it’s gonna be such a burden on me financially that I may actually eyes dart around have to uhh sell my house! And leave this awesome place where the past 5 YEARS where I’ve been making videos and streams big inhale and doing what I love uhm you know Kat and I, you know muh girlfriend whose lives with me for over a year now, love this home. We’ve built a life here in the last year, I WORKED MY ASS OFF to earn this house through years and years of HARD WORK! big inhale and have busted my ass, busted my ass for the past 5 years to be able to afford to stay here. And now it’s basically rock and a hard place, so the reason I’m doing this is because uh m-m-my twitch viewers already are well aware This event is going to happen and they’re aware of how important it is and I’m very sure people are going to come out be supportive. But frantic pointing YOU GUYS, the YouTube viewers for the most part you don’t know about this stuff that happens behind the scenes unless I talk about it randomly in a gameplay video which doesn’t always happen, so there’s very many of your thousands and thousands of people who watch my khantent here on a daily basis, many of you may not be aware eyes bug of the situation I’m in and the fact that if I don’t raise a lot of funds this coming Saturday I may have ta sell my house and leave here and go to a small apartment with worse internet which means less streaming or worse streaming waves arms no nice office with “sound proofing” foam and everything behind me you can’t do this kind of stuff when you RENT, because if you destroy the walls now you’re responsible for it and fixing it and everything. big inhale So autistic head shaking I’m just, I don’t want to have to leave, ya know? I just don’t I love this place, I really worked my butt offto be here uhmm so as you the YouTube viewers, there’s two things you can do to help, #1 you can attend this Saturday’s stream, check out the actual stream at my twitch channel, twitch.tv/darksydephil I’ll be streaming 10 am to 10pm on March 23rd come by say hello and CONTRIBUTE if you ca-at all can alright?
It’s going to be via TIPS meaning the only real viable way for you to contribute and help is ta-ta-ta contribute or help me out in this situation is to tip Meee, because you tip me via sending funds to my PayPal and that allows me pumps fists” those funds right away and put those funds toward my taxes! Every- there are other ways you can help but on twitch there’s things such as cheering and subbing but those aren’t going to help! Those take too long to pro- ya know ta-ta-ta actually have any positive effect, it’s only TIPPING that’s gonna help! Now if you absolutely can not make it to this stream on Saturday, alright you can *autisitic pointing to muxy link leave a tip, you can still do it if you watch my videos all the time here on YouTube and you appreciate the fact that despite the fact that YouTube makes almost no money whatsoever to upload the videos here! I really do it as fan service for you guys who’ve been long time viewers of mine and love watching my stuff. Uhmmmmm a lot of you even say you can’t watch the live-streams for whatever reason but you can watch the on demand videos on YouTube, great. Please if autistic pointing towards must link you at all can please be supportive and leave a TIP ya know over this coming week or on Saturday in particular pointing again if you leave a tip, there’s 2 ways you can either use name and a message if you want me to see it during the stream, and give you credit for it, ORR you could be anonymous!
You can leave aconpletely annoymous tip, if he just want to support arm waving but you don’t don’t want to get involved with the whole oh know if I leave a tip maybe someone will find out who I am or whatever. You can be COMPLETELY annoymous! It’s not ya know a big deal at all I have that option there, no one will know who you are, because I won’t know who you are! It actually doesn’t give me any information either okay? SO.... the twitch viewers have been very supportive they know what’s going they’ve come out to be supportive and I get the feeling they’re going to come out again this Saturday to be supportive yet again and help me out. You the YouTube viewers people who only exclusively watch on YouTube glares into camera I REAALLLYYY need your support! THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT stream coming up I’ve EVER DOnE! Because I need to raise these funds and if I don’t I’m done I’m probably going to have sell my house an-an-and have a HORRIBLE YEAR, where there’s going to be all kinds less streaming because I have to move an-an-and figure stuff out.... and it’s not going to be good.... okay? It’s going to be very stressful uhhhh negative thing that honestly a-a-uh you know do I deserve it?!?!? NOO!!!!! I’ve worked my butt of and it’s just sucked that so many things have happened in the past few years to screw me over and make me not able to afford to afford my taxes at this point. That I need your help, now the good news is, even if I don’t raise enough to pay off this entire giant sum of taxes that I apparently am going to owe, I don’t know yet my tax guys going to tell me this week sighhh the way he explained it to me, is the more I pay off the better even I can’t do the whole thing, the more I can payoff the better! Because then that means less interest, less fees, less everything! So pleas even if man I can only give Phil a couple of bucks,
THAT’S GREAT, that’s fine it ADDS UP! No matter what I can pay off it helps! Okay? So please consider tipping if at all you can alright? Ummmmm thank you! For even considering it, thank you for making me famous on the internet and ha-ve ya know allowing me to do what I love for a living, thank you for your support over the years. I know things really things aren’t really much of a YouTube focus anymore, because of what of what has happened with YouTube ad revenue PLUMMETING and me having to become a full time streamer, but I still appreciate those of you who still watch my stuff here on YouTube on a daily basis but I * eyes bug prayer hands* REALLY NEED YOUR HELP I AM APPEALING directly to you becaus I absolutely need your help at this point, this is the make or break point. If I don’t raise an-an significant amount SSSIGGHHH IM DONE! Okay? So resume bug eye prayer hands THANK YOU VERY MUCH for all of your support up to know, hopefully ya know? You’ll realize the direness of the situation and if you can please help thank you very much guys and end prayer ends begin muxy pointing i-i-ifff you can’t figure out this link it’s also in the description of this video, all ya gotta do is click on it to go to my PayPal tips page Thumbs up Thanks AlOT! And seeya later......”
Now there’s going to be fees and interest and everything that gets slammed on top of that. Ummm throat clears so snort you know in all honesty this Saturday is make or break for this Saturday’s marathon depending on how it goes is make or break for me because depending on how much I can raise during this special event is gonna determine how much of my taxes I can actually PAY and basically get me as far out of a bad situation as possible. It’s very possible if I can’t pay off all the taxes there’s going to be MASSIVE amounts of fees and interest, that are going to make it basically almost impossible for me to pay. To the point where this year, it’s gonna be such a burden on me financially that I may actually eyes dart around have to uhh sell my house! And leave this awesome place where the past 5 YEARS where I’ve been making videos and streams big inhale and doing what I love uhm you know Kat and I, you know muh girlfriend whose lives with me for over a year now, love this home. We’ve built a life here in the last year, I WORKED MY ASS OFF to earn this house through years and years of HARD WORK! big inhale and have busted my ass, busted my ass for the past 5 years to be able to afford to stay here. And now it’s basically rock and a hard place, so the reason I’m doing this is because uh m-m-my twitch viewers already are well aware This event is going to happen and they’re aware of how important it is and I’m very sure people are going to come out be supportive. But frantic pointing YOU GUYS, the YouTube viewers for the most part you don’t know about this stuff that happens behind the scenes unless I talk about it randomly in a gameplay video which doesn’t always happen, so there’s very many of your thousands and thousands of people who watch my khantent here on a daily basis, many of you may not be aware eyes bug of the situation I’m in and the fact that if I don’t raise a lot of funds this coming Saturday I may have ta sell my house and leave here and go to a small apartment with worse internet which means less streaming or worse streaming waves arms no nice office with “sound proofing” foam and everything behind me you can’t do this kind of stuff when you RENT, because if you destroy the walls now you’re responsible for it and fixing it and everything. big inhale So autistic head shaking I’m just, I don’t want to have to leave, ya know? I just don’t I love this place, I really worked my butt offto be here uhmm so as you the YouTube viewers, there’s two things you can do to help, #1 you can attend this Saturday’s stream, check out the actual stream at my twitch channel, twitch.tv/darksydephil I’ll be streaming 10 am to 10pm on March 23rd come by say hello and CONTRIBUTE if you ca-at all can alright?
It’s going to be via TIPS meaning the only real viable way for you to contribute and help is ta-ta-ta contribute or help me out in this situation is to tip Meee, because you tip me via sending funds to my PayPal and that allows me pumps fists” those funds right away and put those funds toward my taxes! Every- there are other ways you can help but on twitch there’s things such as cheering and subbing but those aren’t going to help! Those take too long to pro- ya know ta-ta-ta actually have any positive effect, it’s only TIPPING that’s gonna help! Now if you absolutely can not make it to this stream on Saturday, alright you can *autisitic pointing to muxy link leave a tip, you can still do it if you watch my videos all the time here on YouTube and you appreciate the fact that despite the fact that YouTube makes almost no money whatsoever to upload the videos here! I really do it as fan service for you guys who’ve been long time viewers of mine and love watching my stuff. Uhmmmmm a lot of you even say you can’t watch the live-streams for whatever reason but you can watch the on demand videos on YouTube, great. Please if autistic pointing towards must link you at all can please be supportive and leave a TIP ya know over this coming week or on Saturday in particular pointing again if you leave a tip, there’s 2 ways you can either use name and a message if you want me to see it during the stream, and give you credit for it, ORR you could be anonymous!
You can leave aconpletely annoymous tip, if he just want to support arm waving but you don’t don’t want to get involved with the whole oh know if I leave a tip maybe someone will find out who I am or whatever. You can be COMPLETELY annoymous! It’s not ya know a big deal at all I have that option there, no one will know who you are, because I won’t know who you are! It actually doesn’t give me any information either okay? SO.... the twitch viewers have been very supportive they know what’s going they’ve come out to be supportive and I get the feeling they’re going to come out again this Saturday to be supportive yet again and help me out. You the YouTube viewers people who only exclusively watch on YouTube glares into camera I REAALLLYYY need your support! THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT stream coming up I’ve EVER DOnE! Because I need to raise these funds and if I don’t I’m done I’m probably going to have sell my house an-an-and have a HORRIBLE YEAR, where there’s going to be all kinds less streaming because I have to move an-an-and figure stuff out.... and it’s not going to be good.... okay? It’s going to be very stressful uhhhh negative thing that honestly a-a-uh you know do I deserve it?!?!? NOO!!!!! I’ve worked my butt of and it’s just sucked that so many things have happened in the past few years to screw me over and make me not able to afford to afford my taxes at this point. That I need your help, now the good news is, even if I don’t raise enough to pay off this entire giant sum of taxes that I apparently am going to owe, I don’t know yet my tax guys going to tell me this week sighhh the way he explained it to me, is the more I pay off the better even I can’t do the whole thing, the more I can payoff the better! Because then that means less interest, less fees, less everything! So pleas even if man I can only give Phil a couple of bucks,
THAT’S GREAT, that’s fine it ADDS UP! No matter what I can pay off it helps! Okay? So please consider tipping if at all you can alright? Ummmmm thank you! For even considering it, thank you for making me famous on the internet and ha-ve ya know allowing me to do what I love for a living, thank you for your support over the years. I know things really things aren’t really much of a YouTube focus anymore, because of what of what has happened with YouTube ad revenue PLUMMETING and me having to become a full time streamer, but I still appreciate those of you who still watch my stuff here on YouTube on a daily basis but I * eyes bug prayer hands* REALLY NEED YOUR HELP I AM APPEALING directly to you becaus I absolutely need your help at this point, this is the make or break point. If I don’t raise an-an significant amount SSSIGGHHH IM DONE! Okay? So resume bug eye prayer hands THANK YOU VERY MUCH for all of your support up to know, hopefully ya know? You’ll realize the direness of the situation and if you can please help thank you very much guys and end prayer ends begin muxy pointing i-i-ifff you can’t figure out this link it’s also in the description of this video, all ya gotta do is click on it to go to my PayPal tips page Thumbs up Thanks AlOT! And seeya later......”
Phew lads the autism was strong with this one need a drink now!!!!
BallBuster
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He probably recorded it yesterday and scheduled it to go live today.
Il_Duke
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This is true, but:
Is he a liar, or a slob?
Come on, you know the answer to this one.
BallBuster
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He says this knowing it is going to be released on Monday. It’s how wrestling announcers talk on pre recorded televised events. It might be recorded on a Saturday but shown on a Monday and they will talk like it is already Monday.
Sparkletor
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He probably made the video yesterday. The lore goes that on shopping day Kat makes Phil shave and take a shower.
God damnit you're right lol. Never let it be said Dave never learns anything. He's picked up how wrestling announcers talk because it's the only thing he enjoys, and I honestly doubt he's even realised that's what happened.
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