New Coping thread - Insert your feelings here

[JU 199]

So today i was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8 packages of finest Dutch. When i was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of me collapsed, his wife looked at us and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". I immediately ran to the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since i was in a hurry, i went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran back to the register, with my trembling hands i got rid of the plastic cover, i leaned to the old gentleman, when he turned to me: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from Twitch... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..."

 

[HG 400]

gay and not the same it'll be at least 8 months before people start to forget the shit they posted here so I can dig it up to freak them out and traumatise them when they displease me

 

[JU 199]

gay and not the same it'll be at least 2 days before people start to forget the shit they posted here

ftfy

 

[HG 400]

2 days

I still can't wait that long

 

[autisticdragonkin]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/coping-thread-2-0.20669/ There already is a new coping thread propose merge

 

[AA 102]

I got a paper cut last week.

 

[polonium]

I got a paper cut last week.

On the dick

 

[exball]

On the dick

Gotta love those urethral papercuts.