New CWC jokes -

[Apocalypso]

Okay, guys. Let's try this again. I should have a decent joke (at least) up my sleeve this time...

Why was Chris banned from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters?

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Because he was disrespectful to the faculty?

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Because he was scaring students with his creepy behavior?

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Because they found out that he wasn't a mutant and he assumed that autism was a gifted power?

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Nope, nope and nope. It was because he wrote this on the school gate with his marker pen:

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HEXavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

 

[Arkangel]

What do you call a guy who makes a new joke thread when there doesnt need to be one?

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an autist

 

[Mechanism Eight]

This thread was made too cwckly to notice the old one still being around.

 

[Apocalypso]

Fine, lock the thread. Thought maybe you guys wanted another joke thread. Never mind...

 

[LM 697]

Why did Chris cross the road?

Because he's fat, lazy, and autistic.