New idea for a tabletop mini game. -

[anti SJW]

So with all the popularity of miniatures in crutches and wheelchairs, ect. I think a tabletop melee skirmish game with handicapped characters would sell.

Name of game is Cripple Fight.

 

[The Spice boi]

I'd buy it.

You could do a kick starter and make a 5 minute short animation if you reached a certain goal.

Everyone would love it and find it in good taste

 

[Corn Flakes]

Isn't that just what happens to your team when you play Necromunda long enough?

 

[Juke and Jam]

Sounds gay. I'll take ten.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Nobody's gonna manufacture that

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

If you play as anyone other than the cripple with steel crutches you're wrong.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Just play a few sessions of Dark Heresy. With how crits work in that game you’ll have a party of handicapped heroes in no time

 

[Coelacanth]

I'd buy it - but only if you can play as lolcows.

 

[L50LasPak]

Nobody's gonna manufacture that

You might be surprised. Just look at what HorrorClix got away with.

I tried to make a hand to hand focused tabletop game once but I couldn't really figure out how to get the feel of a brawler into the mechanics. Before I abandoned the project I was experimenting with characters rolling a die to determine their number of moves that turn, to sort of simulate how you can fuck up or choke in a brawler and let the enemies get the better of you or you can potentially do a really long combo and clear the entire screen. I felt like it didn't offer the player enough control over their character though.

 

[Tikbalang]

First thing that comes in my head

 

[An Ghost]

Retard only fighting league, or ROFL

Nobody's gonna manufacture that

No large company would endorse such a thing, no. But smaller shops could make "wheel chair bits" under the guise of representation/inclusion in like call of cthulu or whatever. They can't stop you from using a piece of plastic in a cripple fight sim. Or publish a pdf and let the players figure their models out via 3d printer. Or just make it in tabletop sim. Companies dont control the playing field so to speak.

 

[Dysnomia]

I think you'd run into problems with differently abled crippled POCs of color complaining that abled bodied people were playing. And the sad thing is that I'm only half joking.