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THOTto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
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While there’s a few threads like this on the site, a lot of Amber centric users tend to stay in this sub forum, since they aren’t versed in Kf’s culture at best it ends up shitting up the thread. This isn’t directed and any one user, more the influx of newfags.
  • No one gives a fuck about your weight/diet/life. The forum calls this powerleveling, giving out identifying information isn’t the best idea. You don’t need to prove you’re better then Amber, if you can wipe your own ass you already are. It’s not a high bar.
  • Lurk- I don’t mean for a day or a week, lurk for a good while, and not just this subforum or the beauty parlor. Get to know what the site is like before posting.
  • READ THE GENERAL THREAD- Yes, the entire thing. Chances are the answers you’re looking for have been discussed repeatedly.
  • Language policing will be mocked- if the words faggot, tranny, nigger, kike, spic, etc offend you, this isn’t the site for you. No one gives a flying fuck about proper pronouns.
  • The cows don’t need prodding- if you call Amber a fat bitch and come here to brag you’ll be mocked. Don’t get involved, it’s not funny and trying to earn the approval of a bunch of autists online is stupid. These people are funny on their own. Do not report them either it kills the laughs.
  • Don’t sign up under a known alias of yours- it’s posted everywhere for a reason, and to paraphrase the great Abbo “if someone pops into a thread and calls you a faggot don’t downvote them especially if you’ve reused a username”
  • New videos, discussion topics and streams get a new thread, questions are best left to posting in the general thread.
  • Videos about amber that aren’t made by her, whether negative or positive go Here
  • Theories about Ambers health in any capacity go in The speculation thread
  • Discussing only the side characters goes in the Supporting cast
  • The NASTY thread is for any gross stuff particularly sexual related to amber. Follow this one in particular or mama @emspex will smack you with a broom.
  • If you’re angry about her pets please keep it Here
  • Did you make your own content related to Amber? Poetry | Art
  • Favorites? Pics&gifs|Becky outfits|Your favorite amber event/moment|Big AL’s fashion moments
  • Cycle of bullshit
  • Etc: Ankle roll sightings|Amberisms|Charting weight gain|What does Amber do all day|The final video|Bedbound saga discussion|What triggers you about AL|2019 predictions|AL’s recipes|Amberlynn Bingo|Dead pool|Al’s book club
  • Report behavior like this, don’t swarm them telling users what to do. If they’re a troll they’ll be dealt with. If they’re new they’ll be educated. Turning threads into a circlejerk is a waste of time.
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There are rules for a reason guys, and believe it or not a good chunk are to protect your asses. If you ignore this which I’m sure a good few of you will since so many people don’t read the subforum rules, I hope you like being cannibalized. Above all we’re here to laugh, if a fat cunt on the internet makes you so mad you actively wish harm on her :alog: ya’ll need help. If anyone can think of whatever I forgot (I’m sure there’s plenty) feel free to add on. I can’t speak for everyone but I enjoy new perspectives and members. Just not when the same mistakes pop up again and again. Have fun!

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I’ll probably keep fixing spelling since I’m a drunk with a keyboard, if I missed anything else feel free to shoot me a message, I’d suggest reading the rest of this thread to get an idea of what other members have to say..

Also I’ve been a lazy faggot and need to update this, if there’s a thread that’s should be included just dm me or comment it and I’ll get around to it.
 
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HurriedBeanbag

Chicken fucking tendies
kiwifarms.net
While there’s a few threads like this on the site, a lot of Amber centric users tend to stay in in this sub forum, since they aren’t versed in Kf’s culture at best it ends up shitting up the thread. This isn’t directed and any one user, more the influx of newfags.

  • Lurk- I don’t mean for a day or a week, lurk for a good while, and not just this subforum or the beauty parlor. Get to know what the site is like before posting.
  • READ THE GENERAL THREAD- Yes, the entire thing. Chances the answers you’re looking for have been discussed repeatedly.
  • Language policing will be mocked- if the words faggot, tranny, nigger, kike, spic, etc offend you, this isn’t the site for you. No one gives a flying fuck about proper pronouns.
  • The cows don’t need prodding- if you call Amber a fat bitch and come here to brag you’ll be mocked. Don’t get involved, it’s not funny and trying to earn the approval of a bunch of autists online is stupid. These people are funny on their own.
  • No one gives a fuck about your weight/diet/life. The forum calls this powerleveling, giving out identifying information isn’t the best idea. You don’t need to prove you’re better then Amber, if you can wipe your own ass you already are. It’s not a high bar.
  • Don’t sign up under a known alias- it’s posted everywhere for a reason, and to paraphrase the great Abbo “if someone pops into a thread and calls you a faggot don’t downvote them especially if you’ve reused a username”
  • New videos, discussion topics and streams get a new thread, questions are best left to posting in the general thread.
  • Videos about amber that aren’t made by her, whether negative or positive go Here
  • Theories about Ambers health in any capacity go in The speculation thread
  • Discussing only the side characters goes in the Supporting cast
  • The NASTY thread is for any gross stuff particularly sexual related to amber. Follow this one in particular or mama @emspex will smack you with a broom.
There are rules for a reason guys, and believe it or not a good chunk are to protect your asses. If you ignore this which I’m sure a good chunk of you will since so many people don’t read the subforum rules, I hope you like being cannibalized. If anyone can think of whatever I forgot (I’m sure there’s plenty) feel free to add on. I can’t speak for everyone but I enjoy new perspectives and members. Just not when the same mistakes pop up again and again. Have fun!
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It's going to be a long summer.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
kiwifarms.net
While there’s a few threads like this on the site, a lot of Amber centric users tend to stay in in this sub forum, since they aren’t versed in Kf’s culture at best it ends up shitting up the thread. This isn’t directed and any one user, more the influx of newfags.

  • Lurk- I don’t mean for a day or a week, lurk for a good while, and not just this subforum or the beauty parlor. Get to know what the site is like before posting.
  • READ THE GENERAL THREAD- Yes, the entire thing. Chances the answers you’re looking for have been discussed repeatedly.
  • Language policing will be mocked- if the words faggot, tranny, nigger, kike, spic, etc offend you, this isn’t the site for you. No one gives a flying fuck about proper pronouns.
  • The cows don’t need prodding- if you call Amber a fat bitch and come here to brag you’ll be mocked. Don’t get involved, it’s not funny and trying to earn the approval of a bunch of autists online is stupid. These people are funny on their own.
  • No one gives a fuck about your weight/diet/life. The forum calls this powerleveling, giving out identifying information isn’t the best idea. You don’t need to prove you’re better then Amber, if you can wipe your own ass you already are. It’s not a high bar.
  • Don’t sign up under a known alias- it’s posted everywhere for a reason, and to paraphrase the great Abbo “if someone pops into a thread and calls you a faggot don’t downvote them especially if you’ve reused a username”
  • New videos, discussion topics and streams get a new thread, questions are best left to posting in the general thread.
  • Videos about amber that aren’t made by her, whether negative or positive go Here
  • Theories about Ambers health in any capacity go in The speculation thread
  • Discussing only the side characters goes in the Supporting cast
  • The NASTY thread is for any gross stuff particularly sexual related to amber. Follow this one in particular or mama @emspex will smack you with a broom.
There are rules for a reason guys, and believe it or not a good chunk are to protect your asses. If you ignore this which I’m sure a good chunk of you will since so many people don’t read the subforum rules, I hope you like being cannibalized. If anyone can think of whatever I forgot (I’m sure there’s plenty) feel free to add on. I can’t speak for everyone but I enjoy new perspectives and members. Just not when the same mistakes pop up again and again. Have fun!
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Excellent work @Blotto this is awesome.
 

Exigent Circumcisions

This little piggy is reeeetarded.
True & Honest Fan
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Looks good. I just wanted to add that the reason why you don't want to powerlevel is that KF laughs at insane, vindictive people who might dox you and fuck your shit up because you're presumably a cishet shit lord alt-right omniphobic garbage person and should be destroyed.

And don't assume 'Amber's not like that so we cool' or 'I don't even mock trannies' is going to cover you. Remember. Insane and vindictive.

Edit: for anybody who gets doxed you have my sincerest gratitude for being such a sped. Make sure you post about your experience in a General forum so guys like me who don't watch ham-planet threads can drink in the flavour of your failure to Internet.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
kiwifarms.net
I wanted to expand on one point:

If you are from FB ,Twitter, or Tumblr. Do not wêen and report any cows accounts.

Getting cows suspended or banned from social media effectively kills the content we love to laugh at.

If you do this and brag about it you will get torn apart.

This is not a catty fb group, don't touchy the shity.
 

666DEATHGAY

kiwifarms.net
I wanted to expand on one point:

If you are from FB ,Twitter, or Tumblr. Do not wêen and report any cows accounts.

Getting cows suspended or banned from social media effectively kills the content we love to laugh at.

If you do this and brag about it you will get torn apart.

This is not a catty fb group, don't touchy the shity.
You are basically telling the trolls exactly what to do to push your buttons.
 

Optavia Sales Rep

kiwifarms.net
A note on power-leveling in this forum:

We're all typically pretty chill and friendly in this subforum, but please keep in mind that being friendly does not equal friends.

Don't be tempted to PL just because we've got some good banter going in one thread or another.

You do not know who is watching that thread.

Don't take PL ratings as an insult, treat them more like a stern verbal warning to watch out for yourself.
 

StyrofoamFridge

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sperginity

fuck xmas and fuck you
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I would move the "no one cares about your diet/weight/lifestyle" shit to the very top, because a lot of these fuckers are gonna see the suggestion to lurk more and just say "fuck this" and not read the rest of the post. Powerleveling about dieting is the number one thing that newbies do wrong imo. That's my only real suggestion to improve this post, thank you for writing it @Blotto .
 

THOTto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
A note on power-leveling in this forum:

We're all typically pretty chill and friendly in this subforum, but please keep in mind that being friendly does not equal friends.

Don't be tempted to PL just because we've got some good banter going in one thread or another.

You do not know who is watching that thread.

Don't take PL ratings as an insult, treat them more like a stern verbal warning to watch out for yourself.
Adding to this, if PLing is apart of the thread and something you have to say adds to the conversation and provides a new perspective it’ll probably be okay. Just don’t make the thread about yourself, otherwise people will take an interest in you. That being said adding content a few times grants you no immunity. Everyone is on the same level, posters, trolls and sources alike. You only need to look at Nick Bate or Shmorky to see how it can go awry.
There are plenty of newfags that are great. It's just... the type of newfag that needs to read this is the exact same type of newfag that won't read any of this.
I’d say 90% of them are fine honestly, they just need time to adjust. I was hoping it could help them a bit quicker and for the ones who ignore it, well they can’t say they weren’t warned, of that NOBODY TOLD THEM!
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I would move the "no one cares about your diet/weight/lifestyle" shit to the very top, because a lot of these fuckers are gonna see the suggestion to lurk more and just say "fuck this" and not read the rest of the post. Powerleveling about dieting is the number one thing that newbies do wrong imo. That's my only real suggestion to improve this post, thank you for writing it @Blotto .
Sure thing mate, There’s a lot to cover so it was mostly stream of consciousness typing it out. Appreciate the feedback.
 

HamFan

Hi, guize! OK, so
kiwifarms.net
Besides the safety issue, an important note on PL-

"These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum. Your life story is shit and nobody cares."

You can go onto any other fourm online and read/share a million fucking boring personal anecdotes.
 
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