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JaneThough

We are preexisting conditions
True & Honest Fan
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No newbie is going to read this. I applaud the effort, but we are talking about people who spend precious time following a walking whale online (myself included). Not the brightest crayons in the box. Let them learn the way we all did.
 

THOTto

Kamov’s (legal) personal cum dumpster.
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
To the OP:

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No newbie is going to read this. I applaud the effort, but we are talking about people who spend precious time following a walking whale online (myself included). Not the brightest crayons in the box. Let them learn the way we all did.
Only for people who call me gay baby. :tomgirl:
I figure most won’t read it, but it’s nice to have out for new users who don’t want to fuck up as well or even people coming from other parts of the forum. Since each board has its own niche it can help the more autistic members not waste time. Plus, it makes it even funnier when the inevitable happens and they make excuses, but that might just be me.
 

Eric's_Lisp

Rain and petals eavesdrop....I used the wrong word
kiwifarms.net
To the OP:

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No newbie is going to read this. I applaud the effort, but we are talking about people who spend precious time following a walking whale online (myself included). Not the brightest crayons in the box. Let them learn the way we all did.


I am a newbie and I just read it in its entirety. I wish this was posted up before I started posting so I wouldn't come across like such a jackass. It's on me and it's a lesson learned. Thanks for taking the time to post this, Blotto!
 

THOTto

Kamov’s (legal) personal cum dumpster.
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
I am a newbie and I just read it in its entirety. I wish this was posted up before I started posting so I wouldn't come across like such a jackass. It's on me and it's a lesson learned. Thanks for taking the time to post this, Blotto!
Newbe here, just read this post and it is very helpful, thanks!
Glad to be of service.
I just saw "language policing" and "faggot" I almost had a heart attack thinking naughty words were gonna be banned. :oops:
Faggot is my favorite word to describe myself, since I can’t fit degenerate hateful cunt of a faggot in one word. I think there would be a mass exodus if it would be banned. Bless dear errverrlord for allowing us the freedom to shitpost, in godbears name, amen.
I like this, nice work!
I wouldn’t have to explain to you if ya’ll would just act right. If I woulda known the imminent powerleveling coming our way, I woulda had your mom swallow. If ya wanna be less of a disappointment go get me my everclear and Xanax.

But in all seriousness thanks guys, I’m glad people enjoyed it or found it useful. I wasn’t expecting it to get pinned or anything like this, you all flatter me.
 

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