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guccigash

Greyfriars Jandek
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Implying Amber walks.
WHALES WALK! BIRDS WALK! AMBER WALKS!

This is a great OP (and thread tbh) thanks also for the info. Not entirely new to this area but have made a few boo boos, Boos Boos with the multi posts and not reeeeally understanding why this place is so anonymous and what damage a powerlevel can do and I think this will improve my experience as a denizen of the Beauty Parlour and KF in general TBH.

Ta.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

True & Honest Fan
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I love recaps, I do. I don't think there can be "too many" recaps. They're fun to read, and they're useful for those who are on a break of sorts because they can't stand to watch AL's videos.

But there's a shit ton of them. I don't want to discourage recaps but can we start encouraging people to spoiler-tag them or at least partially spoiler tag them. ??
 

Botched Tit Job

Rachet & Sad
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No newbie is going to read this. I applaud the effort, but we are talking about people who spend precious time following a walking whale online (myself included). Not the brightest crayons in the box. Let them learn the way we all did.

Not necessarily true. My reaction score says it all.
And your complete lack of quoting ability :tomgirl:
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

True & Honest Fan
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Attention @InTheMorning and other lazy-ass or new people:

Stop. double. posting.

  1. While reading a thread, use "QUOTE" (it's right next to "REPLY") to grab quotes for your post.
  2. When you're done catching up and are ready to make your post, click "INSERT QUOTES" (it's right next to "ATTACH FILES"). All the things you wanted to quote will pop up as a list.
  3. Add all the quotes TO ONE POST and insert your replies in between quotes.
You should not be making a new reply for every fucking post you want to quote.
 

Raindrop3000

WHO AND WHAT IS THAT
kiwifarms.net
While there’s a few threads like this on the site, a lot of Amber centric users tend to stay in this sub forum, since they aren’t versed in Kf’s culture at best it ends up shitting up the thread. This isn’t directed and any one user, more the influx of newfags.
  • No one gives a fuck about your weight/diet/life. The forum calls this powerleveling, giving out identifying information isn’t the best idea. You don’t need to prove you’re better then Amber, if you can wipe your own ass you already are. It’s not a high bar.
  • Lurk- I don’t mean for a day or a week, lurk for a good while, and not just this subforum or the beauty parlor. Get to know what the site is like before posting.
  • READ THE GENERAL THREAD- Yes, the entire thing. Chances are the answers you’re looking for have been discussed repeatedly.
  • Language policing will be mocked- if the words faggot, tranny, nigger, kike, spic, etc offend you, this isn’t the site for you. No one gives a flying fuck about proper pronouns.
  • The cows don’t need prodding- if you call Amber a fat bitch and come here to brag you’ll be mocked. Don’t get involved, it’s not funny and trying to earn the approval of a bunch of autists online is stupid. These people are funny on their own. Do not report them either it kills the laughs.
  • Don’t sign up under a known alias of yours- it’s posted everywhere for a reason, and to paraphrase the great Abbo “if someone pops into a thread and calls you a faggot don’t downvote them especially if you’ve reused a username”
  • New videos, discussion topics and streams get a new thread, questions are best left to posting in the general thread.
  • Videos about amber that aren’t made by her, whether negative or positive go Here
  • Theories about Ambers health in any capacity go in The speculation thread
  • Discussing only the side characters goes in the Supporting cast
  • The NASTY thread is for any gross stuff particularly sexual related to amber. Follow this one in particular or mama @emspex will smack you with a broom.
  • If you’re angry about her pets please keep it Here
  • Did you make your own content related to Amber? Poetry | Art
  • Favorites? Pics&gifs|Becky outfits|Your favorite amber event/moment|Big AL’s fashion moments
  • Cycle of bullshit
  • Etc: Ankle roll sightings|Amberisms|Charting weight gain|What does Amber do all day|The final video|Bedbound saga discussion|What triggers you about AL|2019 predictions|AL’s recipes|Amberlynn Bingo
  • Report behavior like this, don’t swarm them telling users what to do. If they’re a troll they’ll be dealt with. If they’re new they’ll be educated. Turning threads into a circlejerk is a waste of time.
Read these too
This is from BP but applies|How to archive|Cyber security 101

Courtesy of @Hortator
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There are rules for a reason guys, and believe it or not a good chunk are to protect your asses. If you ignore this which I’m sure a good few of you will since so many people don’t read the subforum rules, I hope you like being cannibalized. Above all we’re here to laugh, if a fat cunt on the internet makes you so mad you actively wish harm on her :alog: ya’ll need help. If anyone can think of whatever I forgot (I’m sure there’s plenty) feel free to add on. I can’t speak for everyone but I enjoy new perspectives and members. Just not when the same mistakes pop up again and again. Have fun!

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I’ll probably keep fixing spelling since I’m a drunk with a keyboard, if I missed anything else feel free to shoot me a message, I’d suggest reading the rest of this thread to get an idea of what other members have to say.
Can we declare this the most autistic/powerlevel comment on the entire board? Or maybe second to my post right now??
 

THOTto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
True & Honest Fan
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Can we declare this the most autistic/powerlevel comment on the entire board? Or maybe second to my post right now??
Just my two cents but it depends on the kind of powerlevel. For diet related stuff? Probably, but we have an entire board that’s just about and used mostly by furries. Saying you’d fuck dogs on kiwifarms is arguably just as bad. Cwc attracts a lot of openly autistic and art related PL’s, ADF’s has weapons and military diatribes, and community watch is like 90% troll shielding and oversharing, etc. We’re just getting an influx of new users for Al who happen to be normies, all of Kf is exceptional just each board has its own short bus special way.
 

Dog Prom 3D

I had to get away from those anuses for a while.
True & Honest Fan
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...and the board seems to be attracting people who are willing to register with names they use across social media, and in once case, perhaps an actual first and second name with an extra initial on the end was used, and maybe I actually know that person's address now, and I may have been able to get it in three Google searches or less. I don't know, I'm not Dynastia, I am not a dox-god. For all I know I didn't even link the name to the correct continent. But still...

I don't care enough to contact these people directly but just a reminder: you do not want to register here using a moniker that can identify you across social media and you definitely do not want to register using any variant of your real name.

It will be a long summer, fellow Kiwis.
 

ADHD

kiwifarms.net
...and the board seems to be attracting people who are willing to register with names they use across social media, and in once case, perhaps an actual first and second name with an extra initial on the end was used, and maybe I actually know that person's address now, and I may have been able to get it in three Google searches or less. I don't know, I'm not Dynastia, I am not a dox-god. For all I know I didn't even link the name to the correct continent. But still...

I don't care enough to contact these people directly but just a reminder: you do not want to register here using a moniker that can identify you across social media and you definitely do not want to register using any variant of your real name.

It will be a long summer, fellow Kiwis.
And if you upload a file you've made in Microsoft Office, remove your personal information before uploading the file.
 
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