No newbie is going to read this. I applaud the effort, but we are talking about people who spend precious time following a walking whale online (myself included). Not the brightest crayons in the box. Let them learn the way we all did.
This is a great OP (and thread tbh) thanks also for the info. Not entirely new to this area but have made a few boo boos, Boos Boos with the multi posts and not reeeeally understanding why this place is so anonymous and what damage a powerlevel can do and I think this will improve my experience as a denizen of the Beauty Parlour and KF in general TBH.