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Moonpie

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New member here. Long time lurker. Thank you for this. I sure don't want to fuck up. Lol
Anyways nice to be here and hate on lardasslynn

Hi. I'm new. And this is going to sound dumb but what does the Islamic content emoticon mean?
Sorry. I know it's stupid that I don't know.
 
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a bootiful jung woman

Checkmate, I WHISPER
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lardasslynn
Everyone here knows she's fat. May I suggest some time reading for a while and getting a feel for things. It will also answer some of your questions about the Ambersphere. Try not to write blogs about how you feel about getting ratings, because I'm personally going to keep rating those dumb/autistic so, ya know, vicious circle.
 

THOTto

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New member here. Long time lurker. Thank you for this. I sure don't want to fuck up. Lol
Anyways nice to be here and hate on lardasslynn
Hi. I'm new. And this is going to sound dumb but what does the Islamic content emoticon mean?
Sorry. I know it's stupid that I don't know.
Thank you.
You joined today and made 23 posts. Kill yourself. It’s obvious you’re spouting the “long time lurker” because everyone else does, but you still care about ratings? All you’ve done is come off looking more obsessed with amber then she is with herself.

Also learn to use multiquote, which someone’s this thread already spelled out how to do.
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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You joined today and made 23 posts. Kill yourself. It’s obvious you’re spouting the “long time lurker” because everyone else does, but you still care about ratings? All you’ve done is come off looking more obsessed with amber then she is with herself.

Also learn to use multiquote, which someone’s this thread already spelled out how to do.
Seems as though many veterans on here go out of their way to make new posters feel stupid and like shit.
Why be that way?
I've met several cool veterans who have been really nice and helpful.
Why automatically attack someone just because they're new? It doesn't make sense. We are all here to make fun of Amber. No one is better than anyone else.
I'll keep my mouth shut from now on.
Thanks for all the criticism. It's helped.
 

a bootiful jung woman

Checkmate, I WHISPER
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Seems as though many veterans on here go out of their way to make new posters feel stupid and like shit.
Why be that way?
I've met several cool veterans who have been really nice and helpful.
Why automatically attack someone just because they're new? It doesn't make sense. We are all here to make fun of Amber. No one is better than anyone else.
I'll keep my mouth shut from now on.
Thanks for all the criticism. It's helped.
'Toys out of the pram' won't fix it. Every internet-based community requires some lurking and to go in without expectation of instant acceptance. THEN you get to be equals.

Try this: log out, read the Amber threads for a while, get a feel, then log back in and start commenting again... voila. You will probably find yourself fitting better and being better-received after a bit of a lurk.
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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'Toys out of the pram' won't fix it. Every internet-based community requires some lurking and to go in without expectation of instant acceptance. THEN you get to be equals.

Try this: log out, read the Amber threads for a while, get a feel, then log back in and start commenting again... voila. You will probably find yourself fitting better and being better-received after a bit of a lurk.
I've been lurking for over a month.
I think it's just because I'm new. I was just happy to be able to share my thoughts and questions but just because I just actually joined many are gonna knock my posts- no matter what I offer or say.
I'll just stay on and stop posting. I'll still rate posts and all that.
Thanks for being cool and not an ass.
 
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I've been lurking for over a month.
I think it's just because I'm new. I was just happy to be able to share my thoughts and questions but just because I just actually joined many are gonna knock my posts- no matter what I offer or say.
I'll just stay on and stop posting. I'll still rate posts and all that.
Thanks for being cool and not an ass.
A month does not a long time lurker make. Everybody is held to the same standard in terms of rule breaking, it's not a personal attack. Just lurk over the rules a little more (different boards have different rules) and take your time before diving in headfirst.

I hope you enjoy your time here, just don't expect kid gloves.
 
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@Moonpie New posters don't get picked on, but annoying ones do. You joined less than 24 hours ago and you've already written 25 posts. Most of your posts are autistic. Read the rules, follow the rules, and stop getting upset over the ratings. Flouncing isn't cute. If you want to fade away, fine, but we don't need an announcement. This is Amber's board; not yours.
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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@Moonpie New posters don't get picked on, but annoying ones do. You joined less than 24 hours ago and you've already written 25 posts. Most of your posts are autistic. Read the rules, follow the rules, and stop getting upset over the ratings. Flouncing isn't cute. If you want to fade away, fine, but we don't need an announcement. This is Amber's board; not yours.
Lol. Got it.
 

Gorlax

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You know what, I was trying to be optimistic about this thread but I give up. We’ve got rules right before the post box thingy. We’ve got a whole thread pinned and highlighted as the first thing you see before anything else. And we’ve also got an influx of powerleveling left and right, worse than I’ve ever seen. Worse than Reddit.
So if any of you newfags are reading this...go ahead. Get yourself doxxed and taunted and throw a crybaby fit about it. All for the sake of telling us you're not as fat as Amberlynn. I promise you I'm going to get in response to this post, "You're right!!! I joined Kiwifarms three months ago after my parents got divorced and I moved to 1234 Green Street, and when I posted on a mukbang thread about how my mother is also a lesbian from Kentucky who weighs precisely 324 pounds and has affected my life so negatively I wet my bed every night, I was totally made fun of! Now I've learned from my mistakes!"

Anyways I'm just here to collect my MOTI ratings.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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You know what, I was trying to be optimistic about this thread but I give up. We’ve got rules right before the post box thingy. We’ve got a whole thread pinned and highlighted as the first thing you see before anything else. And we’ve also got an influx of powerleveling left and right, worse than I’ve ever seen. Worse than Reddit.
So if any of you newfags are reading this...go ahead. Get yourself doxxed and taunted and throw a crybaby fit about it. All for the sake of telling us you're not as fat as Amberlynn. I promise you I'm going to get in response to this post, "You're right!!! I joined Kiwifarms three months ago after my parents got divorced and I moved to 1234 Green Street, and when I posted on a mukbang thread about how my mother is also a lesbian from Kentucky who weighs precisely 324 pounds and has affected my life so negatively I wet my bed every night, I was totally made fun of! Now I've learned from my mistakes!"

Anyways I'm just here to collect my MOTI ratings.
Somebody needs a snickers.
 
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