New Star Wars Movie -

[HG 400]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   oh man i gotta see star wars, parocularly the part where han solo dies and emperor palpatine is resurrected to defeat the jedi

 

[CWCissey]

What about when it turns out that Kylo Ren is C-3PO, who is also Rey and Finn's father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

My favourite part was when after the death of Han Solo a time traveler named Indiana Jones takes his place

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

The prequels are better. Not joking, they are better. Kylo Ren is more whiny than Anakin, holy hell.

 

[_blank_]

I popped some popcorn and put them out in bowls by the pool table. Not for the Star Wars movie, but more for the "fans" who will of course find something to bitch about and will sperg on the internet for months about how JJ Abrams and Disney bankrupted the franchise or something. Myself, I don't really care since there'll be people spoiling the main plot points for me by Monday on Youtube.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

I popped some popcorn and put them out in bowls by the pool table. Not for the Star Wars movie, but more for the "fans" who will of course find something to bitch about and will sperg on the internet for months about how JJ Abrams and Disney bankrupted the franchise or something. Myself, I don't really care since there'll be people spoiling the main plot points for me by Monday on Youtube.

When your Darth Vader clone is more shallow and whiny that Anakin Skkywalker... is kind of difficult not to feel something. Helll, he has a "nooooooooooo" moment

 

[Trickie]

Helll, he has a "nooooooooooo" moment

So does Luke in the Empire Strikes Back, but everyone says that's the best movie out of all of them.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

So does Luke in the Empire Strikes Back, but everyone says that's the best movie out of all of them.

Is not that, is:

Spoiler

TRAITOOOOR to the random low ranking ex storm trooper janitor that is cuckblocking him.

But the fact that there is a scene that even copies dialogues from Empire STrikes Back kind of ruins that scene drama.

 

[AnOminous]

So does Luke in the Empire Strikes Back, but everyone says that's the best movie out of all of them.

Nooooooo is one of those things that can be epic and dramatic, but if you're not into it turns into pure narm.

 

[_blank_]

When your Darth Vader clone is more shallow and whiny that Anakin Skkywalker... is kind of difficult not to feel something. Helll, he has a "nooooooooooo" moment

It's kind of difficult for me to feel anything for a franchise that has lived at least the last 35 years for the sole purpose of cash in on cheap nostalgia and trying to convince me that being in a fanbase that spends its time figuring out the backstory for every single fucking muppet hanging around in the Mos Eisely Catina is in any way redeemable. It's is glorified fan sperging, same shit as we see with MLP or Stephen Universe or whatever the hell else, just that it's been around longer and we think that makes it any less ridiculous.

Still, if that's your thing and you really want to be invested in the plight of characters with silly names running around with buckets on their heads in an ongoing saga which will have no end so long as it is profitable, more power to you.

Like I mentioned already, the fanboy-tear-salted popcorn is already popped. Eat up, for there is plenty. There is ALWAYS plenty.

Spoiler

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This Kylo Ren thing is EXACTLY what I thought would happen in a potential Episode 7 in the 90s.

So utterly predictable.

 

[CWCissey]

Kylo Ren is seriously the lead singer for an emo band from 2003.

What is it with villains having daddy issues lately? Between Kylo Ren and Blofeld in SPECTRE, I think Hollywood writers are crying out for help!

 

[Quijibo69]

Name of the Villain almost sounds like this:

I'm scared!

 

[Tokitae]

I feel like Kylo Ren does a really great job of combining Darth Vader's aesthetic with pre-Vader Anakin's pubescent whininess, seemingly without any of the competence or likeable attributes of either version of the character. Personally I kind of loved all the parts where he was tantrumming about and all the other characters looked sort of uncomfortable and embarrassed for him. So fucking funny.

Of course, the best part of the movie is how they brought Jar Jar back to be the protagonist of the new trilogy, and that those other "main characters" in the trailer were just decoys for the real MVP.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I liked the part when Vulcan was destroyed by a black hole.

 

[CWCissey]

I feel like Kylo Ren does a really great job of combining Darth Vader's aesthetic with pre-Vader Anakin's pubescent whininess, seemingly without any of the competence or likeable attributes of either version of the character. Personally I kind of loved all the parts where he was tantrumming about and all the other characters looked sort of uncomfortable and embarrassed for him. So fucking funny.

Of course, the best part of the movie is how they brought Jar Jar back to be the protagonist of the new trilogy, and that those other "main characters" in the trailer were just decoys for the real MVP.

Yeah the bit with the Stormtroopers basically saying 'Yeah let's just walk away from this' was pretty funny. Still doesn't compare to galactic badass Darth Vader though. When did Darth Vader punch himself in the kidneys during lightsaber duels?

 

[DuskEngine]

I thought Kylo Ren was okay. His daddy issues certainly aren't any worse than Luke's.

Edit: Plus his force powers were pretty cool.

 

[CWCissey]

I thought Kylo Ren was okay. His daddy issues certainly aren't any worse than Luke's.

Edit: Plus his force powers were pretty cool.

Luke never smashed shit up with his lightsaber.

 

[The Phantom on the Hill]

This movie was so epic! From the title crawl to the final scene, I was pumped! This will probably be the first movie that I'll see more than once in theaters.

 

[Justlurkin]

They better badass Kilo up for the sequels.

When he's finally unmasked and we saw his goofy hair and his "duuur" mouth I was like holy shit.

We have a guy like that over here:

Spoiler: Max Boubil