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The Charles Dickens of Disco
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I popped some popcorn and put them out in bowls by the pool table. Not for the Star Wars movie, but more for the "fans" who will of course find something to bitch about and will sperg on the internet for months about how JJ Abrams and Disney bankrupted the franchise or something. Myself, I don't really care since there'll be people spoiling the main plot points for me by Monday on Youtube.
 

MiloWuCollusion

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I popped some popcorn and put them out in bowls by the pool table. Not for the Star Wars movie, but more for the "fans" who will of course find something to bitch about and will sperg on the internet for months about how JJ Abrams and Disney bankrupted the franchise or something. Myself, I don't really care since there'll be people spoiling the main plot points for me by Monday on Youtube.

When your Darth Vader clone is more shallow and whiny that Anakin Skkywalker... is kind of difficult not to feel something. Helll, he has a "nooooooooooo" moment
 

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The Charles Dickens of Disco
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When your Darth Vader clone is more shallow and whiny that Anakin Skkywalker... is kind of difficult not to feel something. Helll, he has a "nooooooooooo" moment

It's kind of difficult for me to feel anything for a franchise that has lived at least the last 35 years for the sole purpose of cash in on cheap nostalgia and trying to convince me that being in a fanbase that spends its time figuring out the backstory for every single fucking muppet hanging around in the Mos Eisely Catina is in any way redeemable. It's is glorified fan sperging, same shit as we see with MLP or Stephen Universe or whatever the hell else, just that it's been around longer and we think that makes it any less ridiculous.

Still, if that's your thing and you really want to be invested in the plight of characters with silly names running around with buckets on their heads in an ongoing saga which will have no end so long as it is profitable, more power to you.

Like I mentioned already, the fanboy-tear-salted popcorn is already popped. Eat up, for there is plenty. There is ALWAYS plenty.

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CWCissey

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Kylo Ren is seriously the lead singer for an emo band from 2003.

What is it with villains having daddy issues lately? Between Kylo Ren and Blofeld in SPECTRE, I think Hollywood writers are crying out for help!
 

Tokitae

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I feel like Kylo Ren does a really great job of combining Darth Vader's aesthetic with pre-Vader Anakin's pubescent whininess, seemingly without any of the competence or likeable attributes of either version of the character. Personally I kind of loved all the parts where he was tantrumming about and all the other characters looked sort of uncomfortable and embarrassed for him. So fucking funny.

Of course, the best part of the movie is how they brought Jar Jar back to be the protagonist of the new trilogy, and that those other "main characters" in the trailer were just decoys for the real MVP. ;)
 

CWCissey

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I feel like Kylo Ren does a really great job of combining Darth Vader's aesthetic with pre-Vader Anakin's pubescent whininess, seemingly without any of the competence or likeable attributes of either version of the character. Personally I kind of loved all the parts where he was tantrumming about and all the other characters looked sort of uncomfortable and embarrassed for him. So fucking funny.

Of course, the best part of the movie is how they brought Jar Jar back to be the protagonist of the new trilogy, and that those other "main characters" in the trailer were just decoys for the real MVP. ;)

Yeah the bit with the Stormtroopers basically saying 'Yeah let's just walk away from this' was pretty funny. Still doesn't compare to galactic badass Darth Vader though. When did Darth Vader punch himself in the kidneys during lightsaber duels?
 
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