NEW YEAR, WHO DIS? - 12/31/17

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Quest Bars are meant for people who actually expel calories through exercise. They are not snack foods for hippopotamuses.

 

[Rotogravure]

She should be buying lean proteins and vegetables, not pasta and quest bars.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

I'm being here but I would like to see AL make some serious changes. If she actually did a 180 and not a 360 I'd slowly begin to respect and possibly root for her. Her face at the very beginning is completely terrifying. Looks like she didn't sleep for a week with those dark circles around her eyes. Pasty skin. Really she just looks gnarly. As a wise person once said about health - everything is fine until it isn't. Aside from all her shittery, it'd be nice to see AL actually be sincere about the weight loss thing she's dropping money on fucking jars and cleaning out her cupboard for. Will she change? History tells us no. Might she? Well find out in the next two days.

 

[Owlflaps]

That choker looks like a string at this point. It's being eaten up by her neck flab.

 

[kiwi739]

Honestly the most pressing issue right now is just simply getting off pounds. Yes ideally from eating balanced nutritious food but if she did it by eating the crap she wants but actually stuck to counting calories and stopping at a deficit she'd actually be successful.The 180 degree flips in a diet or "lifestyle" don't work.


Also do these bitches not know about netflix or any other streaming service. Like seriously I can't get over the money wasted on shitty DVDs. I cannot remember the last time I even touched a DVD and I'm not even completely sure I have a working device that would even play them.

 

[SweetDee]

The horizontal stripes were probably a bad choice.

 

[PiggyPie]

The amount of useless shit she buys is astounding really

 

[Bashful Bunny]

She needs those jars to store her pasta and quinoa or she won't lose weight, guise. We just don't understand because we've never lost almost a hundred pounds before.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

She's stocking up on shitty protein bars for her "weight loss goals yall". Those bars are not ideal for weight loss especially for a girl like AL, she's defiantly going to over eat them knowing her. She would be the same off buying a Snickers bar at this point.

 

[jurassic bark]

Guys, we're just not diet experts, okay? Like, some of us are probably even lazy doctors, so let's just keep our hate to ourselves hm'kay hunny?

Anywhoozles, just get that goddamn cat spayed and Amber would have done at least one good deed for the new year.

 

[heinekenT]

quest bars are for body builders, AL.

 

[London Raine]

I had to laugh at all those bars. They are just glorified candy bars. And the last thing she needs is pasta and rice. Go get yerself some fresh vegetables to steam, some chicken, even some steak. But, hey, I'm no nutritionist -- I'm just a hadddder. She'll scoff those bars in 24 hours!

 

[Malibougie]

She probably watches the bariatric channels, they eat those quest bars a lot because they need to pack in the protein. I don’t think she gets that she doesn’t have to eat exactly like the people who have had gastric surgeries if she hasn’t had one.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

I had to laugh at all those bars. They are just glorified candy bars. And the last thing she needs is pasta and rice. Go get yerself some fresh vegetables to steam, some chicken, even some steak. But, hey, I'm no nutritionist -- I'm just a hadddder. She'll scoff those bars in 24 hours!

In AL's fucked up head and her way of thinking is why put the effort into cooking fresh when you can just get the same nutritional value in canned and processed shit? She is so out of touch with reality.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She should be buying lean proteins and vegetables, not pasta and quest bars.

She should just buy burial insurance, it's too late for diet.

 

[Anna230760]

Also do these bitches not know about netflix or any other streaming service. Like seriously I can't get over the money wasted on shitty DVDs. I cannot remember the last time I even touched a DVD and I'm not even completely sure I have a working device that would even play them.

Exactly, at 5 bucks a pop and they get several every time they step foot in a Walmart, that adds up!

 

[CC 855]

I had to laugh at all those bars. They are just glorified candy bars. And the last thing she needs is pasta and rice. Go get yerself some fresh vegetables to steam, some chicken, even some steak. But, hey, I'm no nutritionist -- I'm just a hadddder. She'll scoff those bars in 24 hours!

I eat those protein bars when I'm trying to bulk-up (i.e. gain weight) and can attest that they are candy-bar like. The Builder Bars, specifically, are so full of sugar that I get tooth-aches :'<

 

[ADHD]

Prediction: She will lose some weight in the beginning. Her followers will shower her with praise, she'll grow complacent, then she'll start having "cheat" days, which will then turn into cheat weeks, then cheat months. She will gain back all the weight she lost, probably plus some extra new pounds. Her followers will start to get angry, and a new crop of haters will emerge.

Optional bonus content may include pet drama, relationship drama, drunken live streaming, visits from Krystle/Destiny/Dana, and/or family drama. Her new scale doesn't use batteries, but maybe she'll claim her pets somehow found a way to destroy the power adapter and she won't be bothered with getting a replacement so she won't be able to do weigh-ins.

 

[Lunete]

Buy actual food Al.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Buy actual food Al.

Her precious Tupperware should be in fridge, not the damn cupboard, with fruits, veg, and protein already prepped for the big day... unless her "food poisoning "has still got her down.