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New Years ResolutionsWhat do you plan to fail at for 2019?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cricket, Dec 31, 2018.

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  1. What hope do you have for the New Year? Lose weight? Stop drunk dialing your crush who will never love you? You know you'll never accomplish any of these things but still you've made a resolution anyway.

    Tell us how you plan to fail in 2019.
     
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  2. Buy a house and stop being a rentslave.
     
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  3. I'm telling myself that this year I'll make more art. Painting, sketching, working more on my comic. Might try homebrewing my own beer. And maybe this is the year I finally figure out how to meet that special lady, Miss Right.

    Of course, none of that will probably wind up happening, so what I really ought to do is just make failing at those things my resolution this year, and then maybe I'll finally manage to keep a New Years resolution for once.
     
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    #3 UtopiaGuy, Dec 31, 2018
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  4. Get in good enough shape to piledrive.
     
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  5. fulfil my love quest.
     
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  6. My deer season ends on the 10th. Since I didn't get one in the first half of this season, I'd like to start out next year with a big buck sometime in the next 10 days.
     
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  7. I like how scales go on sale every year in January and by the end of the month most of them are in the trash.
     
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  8. I currently have a BMI that falls into the overweight category, I'm not yet a landwhale and I haven't yet hit the obese category but I do fear one day hitting it.
    My New Year's Resolution is to get back down into the healthy BMI I've already lost 17 pounds since I started making an attempt in November.
    Here's hoping by this time next year I'll be healthy:optimistic:
     
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  9. make a portfolio and get a job, finally.
    Or
    Start a patreon with anime tiddies.

    (Also i wish to all kiwis a happy new year! Have a good time, you are the only people with whom i can joke about autism )
     
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  10. Stop drinking as much and only drink on weekends, ideally only socially. Ive kind of started already, since the beginning of the month. But it had been kind of out of hand for a while before that. Probably going to forego New Years champagne just to commit to it.

    Also probably just stop being a general all-around fuckup. Maybe get a life instead of wasting it all away. Find something to live for. Life is weird.
     
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    #10 DuckSucker, Dec 31, 2018
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  11. Start approaching companies. Start and finish my thesis. Funpost on disco. Laugh at exceptional individuals. Get drunk. That's about it.
     
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  12. Finish my book and start selling my ass to publishers.
     
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  13. Try to keep my dox private
    Stop being a degenerate
    Go on a shooting spree and say KF was my motivation.
     
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  14. Pay off an astoundingly embarrassing amount of debt (and never accrue any significant debt again), lose 25 lbs., review and learn more Spanish
     
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  15. Best of luck, you guys!

    I'd like to stop procrastinating on absolutely everything ever, and also maintain a tidy living space :optimistic:
     
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  16. Foolish.
     
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  17. Unfuck Your Habitat has some pretty good tips that are relevant for both of your goals.
     
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  18. Way to not even try to think of something new
     
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  19. Find a better job, stop banging married women and actually start a savings account

    By February, I’ll be destitute and banging some loose gold-digger, I’m sure.
     
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