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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by LoveYouLongTime, Sep 4, 2016.

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  1. One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town.
     
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  2. So it's really that severe, eh? Geeze. When you've bumped into him, would you introduce yourself in different ways each time? Or would he be all, "hey X!" or "hey Y!" at different points, depending on who you were mainly playing? Sorry for all the questions.
     
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  3. He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me.
     
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  4. I hope Barb doesn't die out of the hoard and get taken in by a morgue, Chris will never be able to ID her.
     
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  5. Couldn't find a good picture of Chris to replace Cruise, but I was able to put a ltitle something together for ya. Not good at shoops though, sorry famalam.
     

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  6. It's the five year anniversary of Bob's death. :( Care to mark the occasion by releasing the Black Tape? :)
     
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  7. They can do a spooning test ;)
     
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  8. It's always weird to see him openly talk about the Cyrstal dream to other people.
    If you're still open to requests like in the OP then anything else dreams or Crystal that would be interesting.

    Dreams are pretty fascinating, more so when they're from someone with a worldview like Chris. And even more so than that when they involve a divine purpose prophecy child.
     
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  9. I don't think it was so much the cost as it was the wasting of a perfectly good cake by having it get smeared all over Chris' pimply ass and balls. I guarantee you Chris still ate it afterwards.
     
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  10. Wow, okay that's fucked up. I can now understand why he's so paranoid. Don't you feel bad doing that kinda stuff to him?
     
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  11. Nah, because I've done one thing to him that's very clearly fucking with him. Every other time I've been nice to him and offering him advice(which he just ignores because it's everyone's fault).
     
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  12. What thing was that, if you don't mind my asking?
    And from I've seen in these mails, it seems you've tried to actually help him on several times.
     
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  13. I was romantically whisked away by the man in the pickle suit while on a date with Chris.
     
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  14. Somehow, the fact that he failed to recognize you makes is all the more hilarious considering you were the famous 'pickled away' potential Sweetheart.
     
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  15. That's cool and all, but why all the manipulation? Why not just be Emily? Even after the pickle suit incident I don't think he would say no to being friends with you.
     
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  16. That is just incredible that he he still didn't recognize you. I know his lack of facial reorganization is well established but this still blows me away.
     
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  17. That is really sad. Reminded they did a gag that happened in a Beavis & Butt-Head episode where they didn't even recongize their names when they were called out.
     
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  18. Because it doesn't really matter. Aside from Emily I haven't fucked with him. No harm no foul. I also think Bob would be very against Chris being friends with someone who duped his son to his face, though who knows, Bob might have found Emily very charming with her nervous laughter and ummms.
     
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  19. Well, Bob paid some girls to dupe Chris as a small child...So, who knows?
     
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  20. Shows just how much of an impression all of his beloved sweethearts make on him.

    These were the early days. I don't think anyone realized just how stupid and easy to push around Chris was.
     
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