NewOld Hoarded Content - Chris' lovely times with his hooker

[LoveYouLongTime]

I apologize if any of these emails have been released. I'm going through my old hoarded content and thought now is a good time to drop some things.

A few things have been redacted to protect some identities and some things are pretty irrelevant, etc.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Thanks CWCleaks.

 

[Apocalypso]

I Had Sex. I Had Sex. Yes I Did. Yes I Did. (

Can't imagine with who.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Stronger by Kelly Clarkson is one of the greatest songs ever written. The perfectly accentuated electric bass drums and arpeggiated keyboard perfectly juxtaposes with the sickly-sweet pop guitar. Kelly's vocals take what is, in fairness, a rather obvious melody and gives it a certain drama - and bounce - that lies somewhere between the protofascism of Wagner's more jovial moments and the four-on-the-floor stylings of a Marshall Jefferson.

Chris should die, also.

 

[Postal Dude]

And yesterday, the 5th, having all of the pleasant goodness of Mia sexing me up, her likeable friendliness and everything, it really helped me throughout the troubling Court Date (Hearing).

Chris always sounds like he's trying too hard whenever he describes a woman. Every time he talks about one, he goes on about how attractive they are or of something they did for him before going "Oh, wait, people are going to think I'm a misogynist" and shoehorns in some vague bullshit about their "friendliness" or "niceness."

 

[Marvin]

Chris always sounds like he's trying too hard whenever he describes a woman. Every time he talks about one, he goes on about how attractive they are or of something they did for him before going "Oh, wait, people are going to think I'm a misogynist" and shoehorns in some vague bullshit about their "friendliness" or "niceness."

I think in this case, he's confusing a hooker being nice to him with genuine friendliness. That it's followed up with sex just cements it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Firstly, and actually, I paid her 15 minute rate last time, which was 80

I guess you could say he just stopped in for a... CWCkie!

 

[AA 102]

I have made my final decision; I will make up an open note confirming the unvirgin fact, and as long as they do no get
the whole truth, they still have nohing on me, and the can't hold the prolonged virginity over my head anymore.

 

[Postal Dude]

I have made my final decision; I will make up an open note confirming the unvirgin fact, and as long as they do no get
the whole truth, they still have nohing on me, and the can't hold the prolonged virginity over my head anymore.

Is... is that English?

 

[AA 102]

Is... is that English?

I just like how he thought losing his virginity would solve anything.

 

[Apocalypso]

I guess you could say he just stopped in for a... CWCkie!

Tard Trek: First Contract

 

[Iam]

I think in this case, he's confusing a hooker being nice to him with genuine friendliness. That it's followed up with sex just cements it.

This is very likely. It's just like that time Chris shared with the world that Mia had praised his penis. She might very well have done so but that is to be expected one is being paid for sex.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I trust you in keeping the details in strictest of confidentiality.

I do not know where she got that idea from, other than making it up, because I Never used the terms of "spending" or "prostitute" in the sourced facebook

So he actually thinks escorts and prostitutes are different things...

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Can't imagine with who.

if that link doesn't lead to my profile I'm gonna be pissed

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have never witnessed someone come across as such as an utter failure in my life.

Is... is that English?

I can see the reasoning behind Chris' failure at the Unclit 2.0 Sex Change Edition.
Chris can spot "compassion" because a more than likely ugly hooker charged him 80 bucks for 15 minutes to let him spaz out on her lifeless body.
She did not want to kiss Chris because she's a hooker and Chris is disgusting.
I know the film "Max and Mary" has been mentioned before about Chris, but he's like a perverted and insufferable version of the male character in that film. Those emails just really reminded me of that character.
This new content should be rated CWC for Cringe-Worthy-Conent!
Why were the other pages removed?
Chris gave her the missionary, and he gave me the dry-heaves!

 

[Quijibo69]

Only way I would have sex with Chris would be if he paid me 1 trillion dollars.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, what's this about him going to a C-Ville sex shop to find hooker info? Can you imagine how that conversation must have gone?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Now whenever Stronger by Kelly Clarkson comes on the radio, Ill think of Chris... fuck.

 

[knux]

I just like how he thought losing his virginity would solve anything.

Or how it somehow constitutes a win against the trolls. It also explains his incredible smugness afterwards towards people whenever he talked about it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Itt: HOARDED CONTENT EXISTS, ALWAYS HAS.